Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[LoungeLizard]

So I've been here for a page and a bit and already been told by more than 1 poster to run along.

As I said, Carlton posters seem to be the most fragile on this site.

Oh and I remember someone saying about reading and comprehending, 2021 Collingwood finished 17th, it was a crap year.

Anyway, don't call me back, I don't want to upset you lot any more.

 

[Arr0w]

You seem triggered.

No need for the bullying attempt...

I'm never triggered, it's a banter thread

 

[Scritchyscroony]

So I've been here for a page and a bit and already been told by more than 1 poster to run along.

As I said, Carlton posters seem to be the most fragile on this site.

Oh and I remember someone saying about reading and comprehending, 2021 Collingwood finished 17th, it was a crap year.

Anyway, don't call me back, I don't want to upset you lot any more.

Like I said, Fadge is away at his Nonna's every Sunday at this time so he's not around to regulate these Carlton nuffies.

So every Sunday they run amok like a room full of 5 year olds on the raspberry cordial.
If you are upsetting them then you're doing it right! Keep up the good work

 

[Fadge]

At the beginning……is always a good place….

Nah, it's easier just to say 'you're wrong', or 'you're dumb', and leave it at that, and not debate the post referenced...

 

[Arr0w]

Like I said, Fadge is away at his Nonna's every Sunday at this time so he's not around to regulate these Carlton nuffies.

So every Sunday they run amok like a room full of 5 year olds on the raspberry cordial.
If you are upsetting them then you're doing it right! Keep up the good work

Good that he visits his nonna each Sunday, huge respect for that

 

[Worm4]

Poster says no one cares
Then brings up facts about Carlton after that post.
FoS.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Nah, it's easier just to say 'you're wrong', or 'you're dumb', and leave it at that, and not debate the post referenced...

When you tell us which players Reef McInnes, Fin Macrae and Ned Long would be playing ahead of in Carlton's best 22 I'll respond in kind.

Facts are you've spent years s*** canning Owies and Kennedy telling us they're terrible and now they've been traded apparently they're irreplaceable

Could really be summed up in one word...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

So I've been here for a page and a bit and already been told by more than 1 poster to run along.

As I said, Carlton posters seem to be the most fragile on this site.

Oh and I remember someone saying about reading and comprehending, 2021 Collingwood finished 17th, it was a crap year.

Anyway, don't call me back, I don't want to upset you lot any more.

Ironic coming from the supporter base that spent an entire off season after winning a flag complaining that one of our key forwards got too many free kicks

Kent's were literally calling in to SEN while I was at work demanding there be an inquiry

 

[THE_GUN]

Another Richmond supporter empathising with Carlton.

It's cute.

Fadge Language :

Cute = Intelligent

Thank you dear fadge

 

[JustaBattler]

Ironic coming from the supporter base that spent an entire off season after winning a flag complaining that one of our key forwards got too many free kicks

Kent's were literally calling in to SEN while I was at work demanding there be an inquiry

Biggest bunch of whiny whiners in the competition - is that whuy so many people in Melbourne refer to them as the filth?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Respond my football points in this thread or go troll in your banter play pen. Once again you'd rather attack or belittle others instead of talking about football.

If you think my points about Carlton in this thread are biased, unbalanced or unreasonable then surely you can explain how.

He’s salty because he’s been alive for 8 Carlton flags but only has vivid memories of 5 of them, born too late

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Not many AFL supporters get to have vivid memories of 5 premierships

I would call him a lucky man

Absolutely, very lucky

Not sure then why he feels the need to lie about the other three must be the spoons

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Carlton fans concept of time is different from rest of us. The last 25 years has been a mere blip in their history and they crow about beating us in a grand final “just recently” back in 1981!!

Yep They've switched to a geological timeframe now so they can say 29 years is just like 2 seconds ago.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Biggest bunch of whiny whiners in the competition - is that whuy so many people in Melbourne refer to them as the filth?

Dirty birds are the best kind mate. You don't know what you've been missing out on.

 

[Arr0w]

He’s salty because he’s been alive for 8 Carlton flags and has vivid memories of 8 of them

Why would I be salty?

 

[Fadge]

Until then all we'll see him talk about is our sub par forward line and lack of scoring power despite leading the comp in points scored up until round 21 this year and finishing 4th overall despite our calamitous form to finish the season.

'Until Round 21...'

So after you'd played your four double up games against the two teams that won 5 matches between them?

 

[Fadge]

Not interested in your views of the game

So you're not interested in anyone's views on the game who cast a critical eye over Carlton and their flag prospects?

The guy has even picked you for top 4, but asked the question whether they have done enough with their list management to genuinely contend for a premiership.

Too difficult to answer?

 

[Fadge]

Ironic coming from the supporter base that spent an entire off season after winning a flag complaining that one of our key forwards got too many free kicks

Kent's were literally calling in to SEN while I was at work demanding there be an inquiry

Give Charlie as many free kicks during the home and away games as possible, I say.

Another reason their finishing position is overstated after home and away, and they fall in a hole at the business end (if they make finals) when the umpires put their whistles away.

 

[carlton_99]

'Until Round 21...'

So after you'd played your four double up games against the two teams that won 5 matches between them?

Carlton in 2024 (per Footywire):
Points for Vs Top-4 opposition (7 games): 100.1 points per game (#1 in AFL)
Points for Vs Top-8 opposition (10 games): 91.1 points per game (#1 in AFL)

Carlton were ranked #1 in the AFL for points per game against both Top-4 and Top-8 opposition in 2024. So you can ignore games against the bottom 4 and Carlton maintains a very strong offensive profile.

 

[Worm4]

Give Charlie as many free kicks during the home and away games as possible, I say.

Another reason their finishing position is overstated after home and away, and they fall in a hole at the business end (if they make finals) when the umpires put their whistles away.

You have us pegged for bottom 4. Shouldn't be an issue for you

 

[Arr0w]

So you're not interested in anyone's views on the game who cast a critical eye over Carlton and their flag prospects?

Where did I state anyone?

The guy has even picked you for top 4, but asked the question whether they have done enough with their list management to genuinely contend for a premiership.

Too difficult to answer?

Ah yes, the rhetorical question, "have they will they"

Interesting though, you and your clan thinking you are being stalked, yet here you are

 

[Arr0w]

Reallyvenjoy how smart Harry and Charlie are to draw free kicks

 

[Fadge]

You have us pegged for bottom 4. Shouldn't be an issue for you

Won't be an issue for any genuine contenders, regardless of where Carlton finish.

 

[Fadge]

Reallyvenjoy how smart Harry and Charlie are to draw free kicks

But it's not smart.

Because they won't be able to do it during finals (if they make it).

Richmond did the opposite during their dynasty - holding, blocking, pushing in marking contests - resulting in them giving away the most free kicks of any team during the home and away, but got away with a lot of it during the finals when the whistles are put away.

 

[Arr0w]

But it's not smart.

Because they won't be able to do it during finals (if they make it).

Richmond did the opposite during their dynasty - holding, blocking, pushing in marking contests - resulting in them giving away the most free kicks of any team during the home and away, but got away with a lot of it during the finals when the whistles are put away.

If I was you, I'd be more worried about the Pies exiting mexico