Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Worm4]

Poor little nuffy, claiming you didn't post a spreadsheet and claiming you has the best ladder predictor based on your own spreadsheet

Tell me more about this spreadsheet ?

 

[Robertio]

Yep.

Ubershizen Bloosers to the AFL - 'It's just too hard for us to start with an interstate game against one of the better teams in the comp. Can you please hold back our first game to our standard season opener, against the team that won 2 games last season and has an even worse list this year?

2 further games against the 16th and 17th placed teams from 2024 in the following 5 rounds would also be much appreciated!'

Alas, it will come back to bite them...

How will it come back to bite us?

 

[Fadge]

It's not mate. 250 draw on the fly was stock standard in my prime. Family, health and kids killed off all that momentum.
Play for as long as physically possible. I don't get that luxury these days and miss it considerably

Ah Wormy...

We all know numbers and facts aren't your thing...

If you were able to hit a 250 metre drive on the fly 'in your prime', you would have been in the absolute minority of Amateur golfers who are able to do so.

https://shotscope.com/blog/stats/distribution-of-driving-distances-2020/

Here is a study from 2020 of average driver distances of amateur golfers, with less than 30% being able to hit it over 250 YARDS (which includes roll-out).

300 yards is 275 metres, and if you're carrying your drive 250 metres, you'd add 25 to 40 metres of roll.

You must have been a very good golfer...

 

[Fadge]

Poor little nuffy, claiming you didn't post a spreadsheet and claiming you has the best ladder predictor based on your own spreadsheet

When did I claim I didn't post a spreadsheet?

Do you ever post without lying or gaslighting?

 

[Fadge]

How will it come back to bite us?

When you bank on an easy start to your season, but cough some of those games up because your team is nowhere near as good as you think they are.

 

[Fadge]

Tell me more about this spreadsheet ?

It's all in the link that your mate PinnochiArr0w posted.

But's it's probably far too complex for you to comprehend.

 

[Robertio]

When you bank on an easy start to your season, but cough some of those games up because your team is nowhere near as good as you think they are.

We never said we would go undefeated and nothing wrong with looking after the members and the team instead of looking after the AFL

 

[Fadge]

Edited for accuracy

Since the 1970's?

Facts and Wormy facts are very different things.

Unless 2001 to current isn't a subset of 'Since the 1970's'...

You need to stop taking notice of PinnochiArr0w's fact fails.

 

[Robertio]

It's all in the link that your mate PinnochiArr0w posted.

But's it's probably far too complex for you to comprehend.

There's a hell of a lot of things that you don't get as well.

 

[Fadge]

We never said we would go undefeated and nothing wrong with looking after the members and the team instead of looking after the AFL

The Powerhouse clubs have the attitude of 'any time, anywhere'...

And then there is Carlton.

 

[Worm4]

Ah Wormy...

We all know numbers and facts aren't your thing...

If you were able to hit a 250 metre drive on the fly 'in your prime', you would have been in the absolute minority of Amateur golfers who are able to do so.

https://shotscope.com/blog/stats/distribution-of-driving-distances-2020/

Here is a study from 2020 of average driver distances of amateur golfers, with less than 30% being able to hit it over 250 YARDS (which includes roll-out).

300 yards is 275 metres, and if you're carrying your drive 250 metres, you'd add 25 to 40 metres of roll.

You must have been a very good golfer...

Playing 4 - 5 nights a week during summer in my 20's does amazing things for your handicap

 

[Fadge]

Playing 4 - 5 nights a week during summer in my 20's does amazing things for your handicap

Still doesn't mean you were any good.

SO, are you SURE 250 metres on the fly with your driver was 'stock standard'?

 

[Worm4]

It's all in the link that your mate PinnochiArr0w posted.

But's it's probably far too complex for you to comprehend.

No, I saw the link, just tell me MORE about it. Comprehension - is important

 

[Robertio]

The Powerhouse clubs have the attitude of 'any time, anywhere'...

And then there is Carlton.

Did we not do it and win last season.

 

[Worm4]

Still doesn't mean you were any good.

SO, are you SURE 250 metres on the fly with your driver was 'stock standard'?

What the F do you want to hear ?

 

[Fadge]

Did we not do it and win last season.

But as I said, Carlton obviously found the early start too much to handle, given the way they fell away late in the season.

It's about playing your best footy in September, on 0 - 60 in an Elimination Final suggests your team was a long way from it (after failing to beat a top 15 team in the last 2 months of the home and away season).

 

[Fadge]

There's a hell of a lot of things that you don't get as well.

Really?

Like what?

That next season is going to be different for Carlton?

 

[Fadge]

What the F do you want to hear ?

Maybe 'Yeah, I was probably exaggerating a tad when I posted that a 250 metre drive on the fly was stock standard back in the day...'

 

[Robertio]

But as I said, Carlton obviously found the early start too much to handle, given the way they fell away late in the season.

It's about playing your best footy in September, on 0 - 60 in an Elimination Final suggests your team was a long way from it (after failing to beat a top 15 team in the last 2 months of the home and away season).

There you go again raving about something off topic, I say Carlton are smarter than the Vic clubs going up there, We've played the Tigers in our season opener for a decade or more, there comes a time when clubs look after their members and what you think doesn't matter to me.

 

[Worm4]

Maybe 'Yeah, I was probably exaggerating a tad when I posted that a 250 metre drive on the fly was stock standard back in the day...'

Stop being a clown.
250 metre drives in the fly for a single digital handicapper back in the day wasn't that hard. 30 years ago like I said. Fmd

 

[Fadge]

There you go again raving about something off topic, I say Carlton are smarter than the Vic clubs going up there, We've played the Tigers in our season opener for a decade or more, there comes a time when clubs look after their members and what you think doesn't matter to me.

You might think 'Carlton are smarter', but the Powerhouse teams like Collingwood have the attitude of 'Anyone, any time, anywhere'.

That's why they've contended for the premiership on 9 separate occasions since Carlton last have.

 

[Fadge]

Stop being a clown.
250 metre drives in the fly for a single digital handicapper back in the day wasn't that hard. 30 years ago like I said. Fmd

And it was 30 years ago, with 1990's technology...

250 metre drives on the fly back then weren't very common at all... in fact, very few pro golfers were doing it then.

Average driving distances on the pro tour back in the 1990's varied between 260 and 270 YARDS (and includes roll out).

 

[Robertio]

You might think 'Carlton are smarter', but the Powerhouse teams like Collingwood have the attitude of 'Anyone, any time, anywhere'.

That's why they've contended for the premiership on 9 separate occasions since Carlton last have.

I told you we've been there and done that and won last year, did the Pies win in round zero?

 

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[Fadge]

I told you we've been there and done that and won last year, did the Pies win in round zero?

The Pies were travelling far better than Carlton were late in the season.

Anyone.

Any time.

Anywhere.