Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Cyclops]

I think you'll make the bottom half of the 8, from there, who knows

Not youse

Realistically we need to be top 2 to avoid pesky interstate travel. McRae is a good coach but it takes a genius like Fagan to nurse his boys through hard travel.

 

[YeoShuey]

Is this Fadge's alt account?

 

[Carringbush2010]

Name a good very slow footballer these days, it's a dying art.

Pendlebury.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Its nearly like we won one 18 months ago and not when Bill Clinton was still a good husband so have a core that might know what the **** they're doing. Fossilized and all

You have failed to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. If you didn't get that ump initiated gimp win in 22, it would have been "failed to win 65 of the last 66 Grand Finals."

Sobering.

 

[Fadge]

Pies contend for premierships so often, supporters of other teams understandably lose track.

But the flag was won in 2023, not 2022.

 

[Cyclops]

You have failed to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. If you didn't get that ump initiated gimp win in 22, it would have been "failed to win 65 of the last 66 Grand Finals."

Sobering.

Jeepers more maths. What's wrong with these minnow clubs?

Just admit you're jealous and move on.

 

[Fadge]

Jeepers more maths. What's wrong with these minnow clubs?

Just admit you're jealous and move on.

The 21st Century Spooners.

Is it 8 between them so far?

I've lost count.

 

[Arr0w]

Is it 16 flags in the last 60 odd years between the Tigers and Blues?

I've lost count

 

[Arr0w]

Is this Fadge's alt account?

No, another account for that

 

[JustaBattler]

I’m not sure if you’re trolling me or I’m not up with these new hip sayings. Or worn out from a solid day of sinking cans telling my kids I want to adopt Scott Boland as their new brother. All 3 are possible. Happy shitfighting legends.

ur liker = and the person who liked your post

I make no apologoes about my lazy / incorrect / poor or difficult oto read typage - Im a lazy campaigner

anyway back to reading this floggery

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Pies contend for premierships so often, supporters of other teams understandably lose track.

But the flag was won in 2023, not 2022.

Yep, but umps commenced their felatio operation in 2022, just it took you 2 years to cash it.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Jeepers more maths. What's wrong with these minnow clubs?

Just admit you're jealous and move on.

I am an extremely jealous type. But even I struggle to be envious of a club who has failed to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. 65 barring the gimp ump delivered flag.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Is it 16 flags in the last 60 odd years between the Tigers and Blues?

I've lost count

Please don’t lower yourself to be on the same level as a little local club like Richmond.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Please don’t lower yourself to be on the same level as a little local club like Richmond.

Who has won 4 times as many Grand Finals as Collingwood over the last 60 years. On your scale the latter must be operating at pub footy team level.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Who has won 4 times as many Grand Finals as Collingwood over the last 60 years. On your scale the latter must be pub footy team level.

Shame your club is so limited it can only include part of your history. Sad existence. Come and talk to me when you are in the 16 Club. Until then you support a minnow club.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Shame your club is so limited it can only include part of your history. Sad existence. Come and talk to me when you are in the 16 Club. Until then you support a minnow club.

My post triggered you, not the other way around.

But congratulations for being deliriously proud of your club failing to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. Most people would be quite deeply embarassed.

 

[Chronz]

We need a pies vs Tugs fred. Meteoric Rise

 

[Meteoric Rise]

We need a pies vs Tugs fred. Meteoric Rise

After you guys win quite a few more Grand Finals, otherwise it wouldn't be fair on the pastries.

Post modern powerhouse v a club who some archeologists believe won some titles in an 8 team league when Alexander the Great was at large.

 

[Chronz]

After you guys win quite a few more Grand Finals, otherwise it wouldn't be fair on the pastries.

Post modern powerhouse v a club who some archiologists believe won some titles in an 8 team league when Alexander the Great was at large.

We stopped Richmond winning four in a row. What a colossal choke that was! But can we truly say you won thise other three fairly? The constant reminder about CFL rule changes by the microwave members indicate they were borderline cheated, very Carltonesque.

 

[South of the Yarra]

My post triggered you, not the other way around.

But congratulations for being deliriously proud of your club failing to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. Most people would be quite deeply embarassed.

Triggered lol. The only one triggered as always is you. That’s why you run with your little made up Grand Final replays don’t count as Grand Final wins. You need to rewrite history to try to suit your sad Tigers narrative. Collingwood own the Tigers and always will. You know that.

Your Premiership drought is actually into its 5th year already.

Let’s get the stats right for everyone so we can all see why the Tigers hurt so much over Collingwood

Collingwood vs Richmond

Head to Head
Collingwood 122
Richmond 92

Grand Finals vs each other
Collingwood 4
Richmond 2

Most recent finals win
Collingwood
Richmond has not beaten Collingwood in a final for 44 years. Soon to be 45

Most recent win
Collingwood

Premiership Droughts
Collingwood 15 months
Richmond - Into its 5th year

Most Members
Collingwood

Holds almost every crowd record
Collingwood

Premierships - Collingwood 16
Richmond 13

That’s why the Tigers hurt so much. We own them. Always have. Always will.

Now back to a discussion about the AFL’s 2 Powerhouses Collingwood and Carlton. Take your Tigers discussion to a wooden spoon thread with Kangas and Eagles.

 

[Cyclops]

I am an extremely jealous type. But even I struggle to be envious of a club who has failed to win 64 of the last 66 Grand Finals. 65 barring the gimp ump delivered flag.

See usually its the Hawks doing maths to explain their woeful past and try to focus on a couple of decent runs.

Have some self respect and act like the inner suburban feral you really are: I know it, I'm one too. You're not a fatherless private school boy from Malvern who yells at his mum, you're a man from a tough club with scorn for STEM and 4chan.

Here's a simple one for you (we're a simple mob at Collingwood): which Club has won the most flags?

Too hard? How about this: which club has won the most games?

Is it 16 flags in the last 60 odd years between the Tigers and Blues?

I've lost count

You've lost count? I don't believe you, nerd.

Still you've found your level, palling around with the Tigers.

You know what John Nicholls would think of you?

 

[Arr0w]

You've lost count? I don't believe you, nerd.

Still you've found your level, palling around with the Tigers.

You know what John Nicholls would think of you?

I just think it's hilarious that pie supporters bag the Tigers when they are more relevant in the last 6 decades

 

[South of the Yarra]

I just think it's hilarious that pie supporters bag the Tigers when they are more relevant in the last 6 decades

I think it’s hilarious that Blues supporters need to rely on the Tigers due to their own insipid modern day history. Not one flag in the modern era for the Blues. Bob Chitty would turn in his grave if he knew Blues supporters had to band with Tigers supporters to have some glory. A sad indication of what Carlton once were and what they have become.

 

[Fadge]

I think it's hilarious that Carlton (and Richmond) supporters consider their teams 'relevant', whilst going multiple decades at a time barely winning a final and collecting wooden spoons.

Misery, company.

 

[Arr0w]

I think it’s hilarious that Blues supporters need to rely on the Tigers due to their own insipid modern day history. Not one flag in the modern era for the Blues. Bob Chitty would turn in his grave if he knew Blues supporters had to band with Tigers supporters to have some glory. A sad indication of what Carlton once were and what they have become.

We don't need to rely on the Tigers, especially with the insipid output of the Pies post WWII