Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Arr0w]

Oh, that's right.

Because 'everything will be different next year'...

Yes, yes, each team will finish where they did last year and every single player will have the exact same output

 

[Worm4]

Yes, yes, each team will finish where they did last year and every single player will have the exact same output

Don't think he understands that output changes constantly thus results will differ. Do they have remedial classes for that ?

 

[OnceWeWereKings]

Absolutely nothing in the post was new information to me, hence there was no need for me to do anything other than:

A) Correct the omission of Lipinski's 6th place finish in the 2022 Copeland, and
B) Repeat my conclusion that they are both C Graders going into 2025.

Quite simply, maybe I'm a harsher marker than many others. Players I consider B Graders are:
Josh Daicos (pushing into A Grader status)
Brayden Maynard (perennial top 5 Copeland finisher and proven finals performer)
Jack Crisp (dual best and fairest and proven finals player)

They are behind Collingwood's A Graders - N. Daicos, D. Moore (though was down from this level in 2024), D. Houston, J. De Goey.

You rate them harsher?
Then state JDG is an A grader…….
You’re taking the piss surely?
When?
When has he ever produced a season that would have him considered an A grader?
2018? Coming up for 7 seasons ago……
He’s the Kyrgios of the AFL, talented yet consistently underperformed. As a commentator stated years ago, all sizzle no sausage.
JDG isn’t an A graders cornhole.

 

[JustaBattler]

Oh, that's right.

Because 'everything will be different next year'...

abcd efg

bragging now about having learned some of the alphabet?

 

[Noidnadroj]

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Jeepers.

You're amongst the many who are having kittens for me rating Hewett a C Grader, and you give him a B-

Wowee.

Nah … it’s your rating of Hewett and Lipinski on similar levels that’s non-sensical.


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[Cyclops]

You rate them harsher?
Then state JDG is an A grader…….
You’re taking the piss surely?
When?
When has he ever produced a season that would have him considered an A grader?
2018? Coming up for 7 seasons ago……
He’s the Kyrgios of the AFL, talented yet consistently underperformed. As a commentator stated years ago, all sizzle no sausage.
JDG isn’t an A graders cornhole.

Lol, Carlton supporters seeing cornholes and sizzle (but no sausage ) everywhere.

PIE ADVANCES

We're arse—kick—kick—kick—kickin' over Blues again—
Kick—kick—kick—kick—kickin' Carlton's arse again—
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Twenty—four—two—zero— wiped the Blues in head—to—head —
twenty—three—twenty—two—three to one and owned again
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Don't—don't—don't—don't—look at what's in front of you.
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
Men—men—men—men—men go mad with watchin' em,
An' there's no discharge in the war!

(apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

 

[Arr0w]

JDG has a stutter?

 

[Robertio]

Lol, Carlton supporters seeing cornholes and sizzle (but no sausage ) everywhere.

PIE ADVANCES

We're arse—kick—kick—kick—kickin' over Blues again—
Kick—kick—kick—kick—kickin' Carlton's arse again—
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Twenty—four—two—zero— wiped the Blues in head—to—head —
twenty—three—twenty—two—three to one and owned again
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Don't—don't—don't—don't—look at what's in front of you.
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
Men—men—men—men—men go mad with watchin' em,
An' there's no discharge in the war!

(apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

Ha ha you've found a good pub, where is it.

 

[Cyclops]

Ha ha you've found a good pub, where is it.

Kipling would have been a Melbourne supporter, but he's a fine poet nonetheless.

Edit: he wrote "Boots" before WWI, and it's about how blokes get PTSD from forced marches.

It's a creepy poem and apparently they use it as a mindbreak when they're stress testing special forces. They use a recording from some insane sounding yank, they put it in a horror movie ad recently.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Haven’t heard much from AFL house in relation to Lukey’s X account.

Spoon feed them a soft draw, then all quiet on another ‘soft’ matter.

No excuses in season 25 for this lot, they are getting free kicks before a ball has even been bounced.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Haven’t heard much from AFL house in relation to Lukey’s X account.

Spoon feed them a soft draw, then all quiet on another ‘soft’ matter.

No excuses in season 25 for this lot, they are getting free kicks before a ball has even been bounced.

They are absolutely terrified of him, he's like a modern-day Thomas Shelby

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[Arr0w]

Will likely depart

 

[Robertio]

They are absolutely terrified of him, he's like a modern-day Thomas Shelby

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I loved Tommy Shelby.

 

[Cyclops]

They are absolutely terrified of him, he's like a modern-day Thomas Shelby

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Imagine a Peaky style scene where Dilon summons Sayers to his office.

"On my way in here, I stop to tie my shoelace. When I did that, I took a quick selfie of my John Thomas, and tied a string to the send button. If I don't walk out of here in 5 minutes, I will blow up the AFL"

 

[Robertio]

Haven’t heard much from AFL house in relation to Lukey’s X account.

Spoon feed them a soft draw, then all quiet on another ‘soft’ matter.

No excuses in season 25 for this lot, they are getting free kicks before a ball has even been bounced.

Some Pie fans whinging again, even before a ball is bounced.

 

[Worm4]

Some Pie fans whinging again, even before a ball is bounced.

Pies get a week off before they play us. On top of that, we get a shortened week as well. Not whinging about that are they ?

 

[Worm4]

Lol, Carlton supporters seeing cornholes and sizzle (but no sausage ) everywhere.

PIE ADVANCES

We're arse—kick—kick—kick—kickin' over Blues again—
Kick—kick—kick—kick—kickin' Carlton's arse again—
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Twenty—four—two—zero— wiped the Blues in head—to—head —
twenty—three—twenty—two—three to one and owned again
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
There's no discharge in the war!

Don't—don't—don't—don't—look at what's in front of you.
(Blues—blues—blues—blues—slippin down the slide again!)
Men—men—men—men—men go mad with watchin' em,
An' there's no discharge in the war!

(apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

You'd wanna apologise after that effort

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Haven’t heard much from AFL house in relation to Lukey’s X account.

Spoon feed them a soft draw, then all quiet on another ‘soft’ matter.

No excuses in season 25 for this lot, they are getting free kicks before a ball has even been bounced.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Will likely depart

What’s the delay?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

What’s the delay?

Skiing in Italy