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Apologies that its a few weeks late and also not Simpsons related.
And that I forgot to link the video in the last post.
In this scene, Hawthorn is played by Paul Walker and Melbourne is played by Vin Diesel
And that I forgot to link the video in the last post.
In this scene, Hawthorn is played by Paul Walker and Melbourne is played by Vin Diesel
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This video could be used most weeks tbh.
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Funniest post on this board ever
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Relevant a year later, but with a few more weird surprises.
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Elite.
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Bart & Lisa: You suck, Lever! We want 6 point Walker!
LEEEEEEEEEVEEEEER! LEEEEEEEEVER!
Marge: Children, that's not very nice.
Lisa: They're professional athletes. They're used to this sort of thing.
It rolls right of their backs.
Jake Lever: sniffs and wipes away a tear
LEEEEEEEEEVEEEEER! LEEEEEEEEVER!
Marge: Children, that's not very nice.
Lisa: They're professional athletes. They're used to this sort of thing.
It rolls right of their backs.
Jake Lever: sniffs and wipes away a tear
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Jurno: 'Simon, I'm going to ask you a few yes or no questions in regards to your understanding of the need to make 'in game' changes and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?'
Goody: Yes!
Goody: Yes!
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Me (to Goodwin): Give me Van Rooyen or go to hell!
Later.....
Goodwin: Now I know you love tall forwards and I asked the selection committee which is the one every MFC fan wants.
Me: You got me....!
Oh.....yeah...........thanks Goody
Later.....
Goodwin: Now I know you love tall forwards and I asked the selection committee which is the one every MFC fan wants.
Me: You got me....!
Oh.....yeah...........thanks Goody
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A11dAtP0w3R (AP) Topkent (TK) @Flogstar @Dickstar sorry danster168 (DS) Proper Gander (PG) 00Stinger ST
[Setting: A11dAtP0w3r's Apartment]
( A11dAtP0w3r sitting on a stool on the phone)
AP: (on phone) Come on Proper Gander give me another chance, I know I could cheer danster168 up. I'll tell you what, I'll do my act (pauses for response from PG) No new material (Topkent enters) He's never heard it. He'll love it, I just did it at the draft camp last week. It killed. (waves hello to TK; pauses for response from PG) Thank you, thanks fo.. you will not regret this. Ok, Bye. Hey.
TK: Hello.
AP: So?
TK: What?
AP: Come on. How was your draft discussion?
TK: Oh, the draft discussion. The draft.
AP: Ya how was it?
TK: Interesting.
AP: Really.
TK: Oh ya.
AP: Why what happened, the Dees draft more interstate KPP's?
TK: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
AP: Just put it.
TK: He took it out.
AP: (confused) He what?
TK: He took (blows on his draft guide twice to clean it) it out.
AP: He took what out?
TK: It.
AP: He took it, Out?
TK: Yessiree Bob.
AP: He couldn't.
TK: He did.
AP: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
TK: Noooo.
AP: You mean he just
TK: Yes.
AP: Are you sure?
TK: Oh quite.
AP: There was no mistaking it?
TK: (looks straight into his eyes) A11dAtP0w3R .
AP: So you were talking, (TK makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (TK makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...
TK: Yea.
AP: It.
TK: It.
AP: Out.
TK: Out.
AP: Well I, I can't believe this. I know danster168 , he, he's a good friend of mine. We play dxraft games together. How could this be?
TK: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(00Stinger enters)
ST: Hey. (to TK) Hey how was your date with Danster?
TK: (to ST) He took it out.
(Shocked, ST acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
ST: Maybe uh, the Dees needed some expertise from the Flog. You know sometimes they flogs to tell them, they can't just do it themselves. It's unDanster like.
(Scene Ends)
[Setting: A11dAtP0w3r's Apartment]
( A11dAtP0w3r sitting on a stool on the phone)
AP: (on phone) Come on Proper Gander give me another chance, I know I could cheer danster168 up. I'll tell you what, I'll do my act (pauses for response from PG) No new material (Topkent enters) He's never heard it. He'll love it, I just did it at the draft camp last week. It killed. (waves hello to TK; pauses for response from PG) Thank you, thanks fo.. you will not regret this. Ok, Bye. Hey.
TK: Hello.
AP: So?
TK: What?
AP: Come on. How was your draft discussion?
TK: Oh, the draft discussion. The draft.
AP: Ya how was it?
TK: Interesting.
AP: Really.
TK: Oh ya.
AP: Why what happened, the Dees draft more interstate KPP's?
TK: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
AP: Just put it.
TK: He took it out.
AP: (confused) He what?
TK: He took (blows on his draft guide twice to clean it) it out.
AP: He took what out?
TK: It.
AP: He took it, Out?
TK: Yessiree Bob.
AP: He couldn't.
TK: He did.
AP: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
TK: Noooo.
AP: You mean he just
TK: Yes.
AP: Are you sure?
TK: Oh quite.
AP: There was no mistaking it?
TK: (looks straight into his eyes) A11dAtP0w3R .
AP: So you were talking, (TK makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (TK makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...
TK: Yea.
AP: It.
TK: It.
AP: Out.
TK: Out.
AP: Well I, I can't believe this. I know danster168 , he, he's a good friend of mine. We play dxraft games together. How could this be?
TK: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(00Stinger enters)
ST: Hey. (to TK) Hey how was your date with Danster?
TK: (to ST) He took it out.
(Shocked, ST acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
ST: Maybe uh, the Dees needed some expertise from the Flog. You know sometimes they flogs to tell them, they can't just do it themselves. It's unDanster like.
(Scene Ends)
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MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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Why the Van Rooyen appeal is taking so long to deliberate:
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Take a bow
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Is old mate still posting? Ive had him on ignore and not even bothered looking at "show ignored content" for the past couple of weeks.
Parts of the clique are very arrogant.
Parts of the clique are very arrogant.
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