Certified Legendary Thread The Cut

[mrmonkey]

Simon Goodwin: I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for our best season since 1964, in the AFL, with other teams and players, and, AND I don’t want any season ending covid events, I don’t want to get covid myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[Season starts 11-1]

Hey, not bad. Nice defence. Good midfield. The forward line’s a little off. The forward line’s a little off! Oh, foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee!

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Gil: I wish for AFL equality
McGuire: Gil, that was very selfish of you.

 

[Topkent]

Love when this thread gets bumped

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Melbourne fans in 2021

MFC fan: <Walks into a bar> What's the hubbub? Did Goody finally get the sack?

Lenny: Quiet! We're watching the Dees

MFC fan: Turn this crap off they're losers!

Carl: Where have you been? the Dees are on fire

Moe: Yea, those losses in Cairns were a blessing in disguise

Lenny: Yea, now we are in the Grand Final

MFC fan: Grand final eyyyyyy???...<walks out of bar> <returns in dees attire with oversized foam #1 novelty hand> Woohoo! DEES RULE!

Kent: Now here's a die-hard fan, sir your beloved Dees are about to make history, any thoughts?

MFC fan: Yea , it's a great team Kent, I never gave up hope, I wana thank Jesus and say hi to my special lady Marge, WE DID IT BABY! Woooooo! Wooooooooo!

Kent: The inspiring words of a fan who will always root, root root for the home team even if they lose...

MFC fan: THEY LOST??!!?? THOSE LOSERS!!! <starts to remove Dees attire and novelty foam hand>

Kent: No, no, the games not over

MFC fan : Wooooooooo! Not over! Wooooooooo!

Kent: There you have it, woo.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Patrick Dangerfield in the 4th Quarter last week:

 

[Omar Little]

 

[SugarHealey]

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Maybe we could give him a free business class ticket to Perth , then slam the borders Shut.

 

[LeverPuller]

 

[LeverPuller]

 

[00Stinger]

 

[King Kunta]

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

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This except it's Melbourne ruckmen after Daniel dumps Gawn

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[Proper Gander]

THE CUT!!!!

IT’S BACK!!!

I was starting to think it was entirely a product to cheer ourselves up over being entirely shit. I’m glad this isn’t the case

 

[Dory_77]

Sensational comeback!

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

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Still relevant

 

[mrmonkey]

Petracca busting through packs on Wednesday night, using Spargo as a shield.

 

[00Stinger]

Stolen from the main board

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[00Stinger]

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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[Bluelegs]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

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Harmes: "No, wait, no. Aw, you can't take my goal. Goody's going to drop me if I don't start bringing in the goals. Come on, let me have this one, Tom, I'm begging you. Look at me, I'm begging you, Tom."

Tom: "Mmmm-hm"
kicks goal
"Let's go write this up, shall we?"

Harmes (calling gf): "Honey, you should have seen me with my last kick, I ... no, but I came so close. This banana was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Garry? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Garry, h-hi."

 

[LeverPuller]

Why the players really missed…
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[Klyntonius]

 

[Crimson Azure]

Thread is turning 10 next week.

A ray of sunshine through some very dark times.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Thread is turning 10 next week.

A ray of sunshine through some very dark times.

So basically the same age as Bart.