Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 22

[Greasyrhys]

Would be comical if the croms keep the howks goaloless for the whole second half but still lose

 

[raptalia]

Dodgy. Tried to play on, smothered handball and a 50 against

Yeah, the rule interpretations by these guys is dodgy. Just saw a Cow player rake the ball under him and lie on top of it yet it is not holding the ball.

 

[Football Smith]

lol Tex

 

[edgie]

Lol

When has Tex ever kicked a run around goal from there? Fair enough he's a good set shot, but never been a guy that does that

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[Greasyrhys]

Hooray

 

[backtozero]

Tecks with the big wind up from 50 drops short by 10m lol

 

[JimmyBC]

Big tough Ted with the big wingnut ears

 

[John the Butcher]

Hahaha well done The Racist™

 

[DaTBird187]

Ben ‘I think my haircut looks good’ Keays

All season I've been wracking my brain. His haircut reminders me of a character in a cartoon strip from the 80s. I can't for the life of me put my finger on it.

 

[gtrxuone]

Jeez Dawson's pass to fog wasn't that bad in a tight area.The Fogs got no vertical leap

 

[Loony Juice]

Imagine if even a half-competent coach had a list like that at their disposal.

Username a play on 'Basketball Jones' by any chance?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Bruest is accurate goal kicking hog we need to find and recruit. Too many of our small forwards handball close to goal.

 

[Loony Juice]

Would be comical if the croms keep the howks goaloless for the whole second half but still lose

I know it's a typo, but goal-o-less sounds like a cheesy 70's something

Let's call our numerous goalless quarters under stinkley finkley

"GOAL-O-LESS"

 

[gtrxuone]

Jim Rowe had a couple of shocker games in a row,Sanfl next week.Gallant or Murphy back in next week.

 

[Duck Farmer]

lol McHenry

 

[Football Smith]

Username a play on 'Basketball Jones' by any chance?

No

 

[pastmyprimus]

The Crows response to the loss will be to drop Matt Crouch

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Matt Crouch

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

28.4

5star

K

12.0

4star

HB

16.4

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.8

5star

D

24.9

5star

K

9.7

4star

HB

15.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

4.4

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

2.0

4star

again

 

[JimmyBC]

McHenry is an awful footballer

 

[backtozero]

Sicily got stuck hard into McHenry after that chase down. He's obviously an annoying little campaigner on the field. Unfortunately has none of the skills to back it up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Laird 40 disposals 200mg lmao

 

[chiwigi]

How are McHenry and Rowe AFL footballers?

Crows getting hammered by a team two places below them, ‘Brave’ headlines incoming!

 

[NoddyHolder]

Laird 40 disposals 200mg lmao

Because his eyes are so close together he has no depth perception, so his only option is handpasses and dinky kicks to team mates very close by

Not photoshopped

 

[GoPorts]

Laird 40 disposals 200mg lmao

M Crouch 28 touches for 98m gained.

He could have achieved the same with 2 kicks

 

[afl2004]

Jobe Watson waxing lyrical about Matt crouch

5

Matt Crouch

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

28.4

5star

K

12.0

4star

HB

16.4

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.8

5star

D

24.9

5star

K

9.7

4star

HB

15.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

4.4

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

2.0

4star

saying he proved why he's not a sanfl footballer today , his football knowledge is trash

 

[philreich]

Adelaide's next 4: Collingwood, Sydney, Carlton and West Coast. They might win 1 out of 4, but you wouldn't be confident if you were a Crows fan.