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Come on B - That's your go Bro. I missed your s**t you Slag!!! Don't shy away now

I should probably just stick to posting directly in here - seems most of my light-hearted shit-stirring ends up here anyway.
 
Until Reid is a late withdrawal.
Late withdrawals are always very fraught with danger.

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What I get out of this is I should ignore all the reports this preseason about how well everyone is going because it all falls apart so quickly and easily and the next thing you know you're having a historically bad season.

Not all the reports..



In the absence of Keys I went down for a trundle this morning to check them out on return. Just a few random notes I took down...

  • A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heat.
  • Duggan looked on and was hitting targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023.
  • Giles went up against Vardy in the ruck contests and I'd say that Giles has the inside running at the moment.
  • Mitchell looked a class above the other midfielders bar Priddis. Just knew how to find the footy and wouldn't miss a target all session. Shuey was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Mitchell. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig?
  • Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Rioli looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Rioli was sent to do laps for the rest of the session. Good news for Le Cras, I suppose.
  • Sheed kicked on his right foot for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see players working on their non-preferred so readily.
  • Petrie looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Darling in particular seemed to be following him around.
  • Gee Venables has some skills. He mainly jogged laps before spending the last half hour or so on set shots - curled a few beauties from behind the boundary line at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a kick.
  • What interested me the most was that McGovern split his time between the defenders and the forwards, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some match simulation drills before going head-to-head with Mackenzie in a forward role.
  • Bayok is very fast - Cripps was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up.
  • Nelson is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player.
  • There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and I could have sworn it was Suma, but I'm sure I was wrong...
  • Masto was the player picked to kick the goal at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge.
  • No sign of Cole, Parto or Hill. Couldn't tell you why.

Will upload pics later if I have time. Let me know if you have any questions!
 
Don't be a squeezer Keyser.

The WCE training update is folklore and deserves to be rolled out every 8th post of any pre season thread.



This whole dump thread idea is a load of tosh. 95% of my content goes in there :moustache: Board is going to be duller than dishwater if nobody is allowed to make any funny's.
 
Don't be a squeezer Keyser.

The WCE training update is folklore and deserves to be rolled out every 8th post of any pre season thread.



This whole dump thread idea is a load of tosh. 95% of my content goes in there :moustache: Board is going to be duller than dishwater if nobody is allowed to make any funny's.

Did lol gee when I saw it here.

Normally it takes 100 pages of Miguel and insert someone here arguing about pedantic bullshit no one cares about before it gets the dump treatment. This is brutal.
 
In the absence of Keys I went down for a trundle to the Dump Thread this morning to check them out on return. Just a few random notes I took down...

  • A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heat.
  • Dark Sharks looked on and was hitting targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023.
  • Dark Sharks went up against Dark Sharks in the ruck contests and I'd say that Dark Sharks has the inside running at the moment.
  • Dark Sharks looked a class above the other midfielders bar Dark Sharks. Just knew how to find the footy and wouldn't miss a target all session. Dark Sharks was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Dark Sharks. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig?
  • Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Dark Sharks looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Dark Sharks was sent to do laps for the rest of the session. Good news for Dark Sharks, I suppose.
  • Dark Sharks kicked on his right foot for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see players working on their non-preferred so readily.
  • Dark Sharks looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Dark Sharks in particular seemed to be following him around.
  • Gee Dark Sharks has some skills. He mainly jogged laps before spending the last half hour or so on set shots - curled a few beauties from behind the boundary line at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a kick.
  • What interested me the most was that Dark Sharks split his time between the defenders and the forwards, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some match simulation drills before going head-to-head with Dark Sharks in a forward role.
  • Dark Sharks is very fast - Dark Sharks was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up.
  • Dark Sharks is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player.
  • There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and I could have sworn it was Dark Sharks, but I'm sure I was wrong...
  • Dark Sharks was the player picked to kick the goal at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge.
  • No sign of Dark Sharks, Dark Sharks or Keys. Couldn't tell you why.

Will upload pics later if I have time. Let me know if you have any questions!
 
In the absence of Keys I went down for a trundle to the Dump Thread this morning to check them out on return. Just a few random notes I took down...

  • A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heat.
  • Dark Sharks looked on and was hitting targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023.
  • Dark Sharks went up against Dark Sharks in the ruck contests and I'd say that Dark Sharks has the inside running at the moment.
  • Dark Sharks looked a class above the other midfielders bar Dark Sharks. Just knew how to find the footy and wouldn't miss a target all session. Dark Sharks was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Dark Sharks. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig?
  • Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Dark Sharks looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Dark Sharks was sent to do laps for the rest of the session. Good news for Dark Sharks, I suppose.
  • Dark Sharks kicked on his right foot for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see players working on their non-preferred so readily.
  • Dark Sharks looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Dark Sharks in particular seemed to be following him around.
  • Gee Dark Sharks has some skills. He mainly jogged laps before spending the last half hour or so on set shots - curled a few beauties from behind the boundary line at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a kick.
  • What interested me the most was that Dark Sharks split his time between the defenders and the forwards, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some match simulation drills before going head-to-head with Dark Sharks in a forward role.
  • Dark Sharks is very fast - Dark Sharks was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up.
  • Dark Sharks is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player.
  • There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and I could have sworn it was Dark Sharks, but I'm sure I was wrong...
  • Dark Sharks was the player picked to kick the goal at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge.
  • No sign of Dark Sharks, Dark Sharks or Keys. Couldn't tell you why.

Will upload pics later if I have time. Let me know if you have any questions!
All that and not a single 45min reference

Lift your meme game
 
Now I'll play devils advocate here, but Malaysian lads don't slit your throat and break your back for no reason.

No doubt fairly excessive, but I can't see it being unprovoked
 
So I reckon we take a bit of a reach and grab Phillpou with our pick 2 this draft.





























Testing my theory that if I post a legit draft post in the Dump Thread that it will get the reverse dump treatment and be moved to the draft thread.
 
So I reckon we take a bit of a reach and grab Phillpou with our pick 2 this draft.





























Testing my theory that if I post a legit draft post in the Dump Thread that it will get the reverse dump treatment and be moved to the draft thread.
Your theory is flawed
 

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