Autopsy Round 11, 2023: St.Kilda v Hawthorn

[Browny2Carlisle]

Yes?

So yeah… that’s on Ross

 

[Dard Ball Get]

On the players LOL

Lose under Ratts - on Ratts
Lose under Ross - on the players

 

[cooperrules]

Steele should have taken it upon himself to tag him leadership sacrifice his personal game.

I would a have put caminiti on hid to bite his neck

 

[denisp]

Shithouse loss.
Unlike a lot of these drama/negativity junkie ****ters I reckon we’re better placed than ever across the last decade.
Kids are insanely promising, just devoid of leadership and class from the seniors atm.
A successful offseason could see that remedied very quickly.

Yep the kids are good but my god we need to poach a gun midfielder or two

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Weve moved half a car length.

If it was me i'd have hooked the exhaust up into the cabin ventilation after that game.

More seriously, i always park in the Casino for exactly that reason.

 

[George]

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As you said there's always next year. Just need to do this just need to do that

Been saying it 57 years hahaha

 

[Ricmel]

I posted 3 times in the pre-game thread "tag Sicily". even if it was a laughable idea before the game, surely at half time someone must have thought of it.

After the game i hope all the players did a big pile on stinking sh#t in the middle of the change rooms and then shoved Jack Higgins head into it. Just cost us finals.

Gresham has the worst kicking skills in the AFL since another Saint Jack Daniels.

Dougal Howard

20

Dougal Howard

Age

28

Ht

199cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.9

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

3.1

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

3star

MG

176.2

3star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

1.4

1star

M

4.7

4star

T

0.6

1star

MG

171.9

3star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.8

5star

MG

133.8

3star

has hopefully played his last game of football for St Kilda.

Someone should tell the St Kilda football team that the game plan is not to kick long bombs to a guy called Ryan Byrnes

13

Ryan Byrnes

Age

23

Ht

181cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.0

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

5.0

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

0.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

5.0

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

in the forward line. We have a bloke called Max King

12

Max King

Age

24

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

who would be a better option, always.

 

[cracky]

Steele was absolutely pathetic today. 14 touches from a captain is unforgivable.

Needs to be dropped, playing like an absolute pea heart.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

As you said there's always next year. Just need to do this just need to do that

Been saying it 57 years hahaha

It’s been a hard life

 

[stavro#4]

We will nestle into 7th and lose first week of finals. Call it a success and roll out the same stuff next year.

Our club knows how to win.

I think you might need to take a walk and calm down.

You have advocated that making finals above all else is what’s important. Especially at times when I’ve called for the tank.

It’s a bad loss. We played terribly. We have the game won and we lost it.

I’d say the same advice for anyone else that wants to carry on. Cop the loss. It’s a bad loss. But maybe walk away for abit and decompress

 

[MOLTEN GANGLANDS]

Higgins Gresham Howard all very average footballers

higgins aint average. the other two though

 

[denisp]

Coaches were terrible today don’t forget them - they got fk all out of the players today

 

[George]

I think you might need to take a walk and calm down.

You have advocated that making finals above all else is what’s important. Especially at times when I’ve called for the tank.

It’s a bad loss. We played terribly. We have the game won and we lost it.

I’d say the same advice for anyone else that wants to carry on. Cop the loss. It’s a bad loss. But maybe walk away for abit and decompress

Hard to defend giving up the last 5 goals of the game to a side that's tanking.

 

[sunny3193]

Weve moved half a car length.

I’d say that’s the coach’s fault.

 

[Barrels]

At least the Dees lost.

Means we haven’t lost TOO much ground…

 

[denisp]

I posted 3 times in the pre-game thread "tag Sicily". even if it was a laughable idea before the game, surely at half time someone must have thought of it.

After the game i hope all the players did a big pile on stinking sh#t in the middle of the change rooms and then shoved Jack Higgins head into it. Just cost us finals.

Gresham has the worst kicking skills in the AFL since another Saint Jack Daniels.

Dougal Howard has hopefully played his last game of football for St Kilda.

Someone should tell the St Kilda football team that the game plan is not to kick long bombs to a guy called Ryan Byrnes in the forward line. We have a bloke called Max King who would be a better option, always.

No one to replace Dougal on Franklin in two weeks - we delisted Darragh Joyce

 

[Ricmel]

At least the Dees lost.

Means we haven’t lost TOO much ground…

Unless we now win two games we are really not expected to win we miss finals.

 

[Hayes4PM]

Looking forward to Ross lyons presser praising some bog average players (Seb) while deflecting and minimising the significance of any new players playing well (Stocker).

The cohesion between the lines and when to defend and when to attack is gone, even Sincs looked bog average today. The gloss is fading and Dougal is still Dougal, Higgins and Gresh for their goal scoring ability still have the field kicking of Clint Jones and decision making skills of a goldfish.

Bring in Windy, Owens and any other young lads who are actually willing to work.

 

[botts]

Outplayed and out coached today

Out coached massively. They moved the ball with such ease

 

[my name was taken]

change up t

At least the Dees lost.

Means we haven’t lost TOO much ground…

That depends if you are looking at the ground above us below us

I would definitely be looking at the teams behind

 

[Ricmel]

No one to replace Dougal on Franklin in two weeks - we delisted Darragh Joyce

My son is turning 14 in a week. I think he would be a better option.

 

[stavro#4]

Hard to defend giving up the last 5 goals of the game to a side that's tanking.

I’m not arguing to defend it.

It’s a bad loss. It’s. Happened.

You, I or anyone else can do nothing.

Blaming individuals won’t fix it.

The 22(23) lost today.

 

[denisp]

At least the Dees lost.

Means we haven’t lost TOO much ground…

We’ve peaked like last year it doesn’t really matter what other teams do - we played teams like Freo Footscray and Essendon at the right time

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Steele was absolutely pathetic today. 14 touches from a captain is unforgivable.

Needs to be dropped, playing like an absolute pea heart.

It’s ok if he’s going to provide onfield leadership and help the team rally or change pace mid quarter but he’s so silent. Only leads by getting 35 touches and 10 tackles

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

Hard to defend giving up the last 5 goals of the game to a side that's tanking.

They’re shit at tanking