Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[Doc1763]

The vegetarianism has finally kicked in. Our Frankston boy, Walt, has gone soft.

Woke Walt

 

[Ctracks]

What a beautiful sight that is WalterBlaknWhte

Carlton 2024

All good my friend, but you need to .
We are at all the Carlton flogs like you.
FACT: COLLINGWOOD 2023
Carlton have a whole season to play, so it’s no that you are a little hopeful and wanting to bait here.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

All good my friend, but you need to .
We are at all the Carlton flogs like you.
FACT: COLLINGWOOD 2023
Carlton have a whole season to play, so it’s no that you are a little hopeful and wanting to bait here.

What are you saying, that Carltank won’t get credit in 2024 for having made finals in 2023? That they’ll have to start from zero like everyone else? That their 2024 draw will be even harder as a 2023 finalist?

Oh, the humanity!

 

[Fadge]

What are you saying, that Carltank won’t get credit in 2024 for having made finals in 2023? That they’ll have to start from zero like everyone else? That their 2024 draw will be even harder as a 2023 finalist?

Oh, the humanity!

They'll be fine.

They've now got Orazio!

 

[Horaceg]

What a beautiful sight that is WalterBlaknWhte

Carlton 2024

That guy needs to check where he’s backing up, right into Bruzzy and his flexing space, could have been an issue if Bruzz had of ignited either pectoral.

 

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[sr36]

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Is the difference that the bloke on the left is a legend and the other guy is a knob?

 

[Eric Shin]

Is the difference that the bloke on the left is a legend and the other guy is a knob?

That, and one is a premiership player and the other didn’t know what a finals series was prior to this year.


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[The Phantom]

I think our draw will be easier than Carlton’s in ‘24.
We don’t have to play anyone that finished above us.

 

[sr36]

I think our draw will be easier than Carlton’s in ‘24.
We don’t have to play anyone that finished above us.

They'll have to play the best team in the league twice. We don't have to play the best team at all

 

[60 Yards Out]

I think our draw will be easier than Carlton’s in ‘24.
We don’t have to play anyone that finished above us.

An oldie, but will always be a goodie. And so true.

 

[Horaceg]

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The jumpers are clearly different, one has tape on his wrist, the one on the left has a shiny thing around his neck accompanied by a real sense of accomplishment and the want for more shiny stuff the one on the right clearly has no idea how he even got it or how he ever gets one for himself.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The jumpers are clearly different, one has tape on his wrist, the one on the left has a shiny thing around his neck accompanied by a real sense of accomplishment and the want for more shiny stuff the one on the right clearly has no idea how he even got it or how he ever gets one for himself.

Ohh this is a simple one

One is a bloke whose fans never boo him

 

[The Royal Sampler]

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One got off at the appeals board on a technicality despite being a thug, won a Brownlow he should never have gotten.

Other got off at the Tribunal despite the MRO never wanting to cite him for a football action, won a flag he thoroughly deserved.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Nah, no need for all that palaver. I just want continued constant failure. No wins, no hope, no nothing. Collingwood flag and Carlton spoon is the outcome to barrack for.

Nah, having no hope, just failure is St Kilda. That’s just pitiful.

Having hope followed by failure is very Carlton. And that’s actually pretty funny.

 

[Mollythedolly]

That would mean St Kilda winning a flag, which is extremely unpalatable

Yes, but still more palatable than Carlton winning one.

 

[NMBB]

Yes, but still more palatable than Carlton winning one.

Carlton, St Kilda, Melbourne and Essendon all occupy essentially the same place on the scale of flag palatableness

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Would like to move on from the anguish the blues caused in my youth. (Even struggle to type their cursed name) Am confident will beat them in a gf as they are now the club with the unenviable history of self destruction and not being quite good enough while we seem to be on an upward trajectory

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton, St Kilda, Melbourne and Essendon all occupy essentially the same place on the scale of flag palatableness

I could definitely cope with a St Kilda or Melbourne flag over Carlton or Essendon. But thats just because I’ve got way more moron Carlton and Essendon dickhead mates

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

I could definitely cope with a St Kilda or Melbourne flag over Carlton or Essendon. But thats just because I’ve got way more moron Carlton and Essendon dickhead mates

I’m too young too be bothered about Melbourne and only experienced getting the better of them, have a soft spot for the bombers cause of 1990 and feel a sense of atonement with st kilda due to 2010 But get it, it is the supporters rather than the clubs which get your goat

 

[NMBB]

...I’ve got way more moron Carlton and Essendon dickhead mates

Maybe New Year cull is called for?

 

[NMBB]

I’m too young too be bothered about Melbourne.....

You're fortunate - my degree of loathing for them is probably unhealthy

 

[Apex36]

What a beautiful sight that is WalterBlaknWhte

Carlton 2024

Look at him, he’s so ashamed he wants to rip his jumper off but he’s such a pea heart he can’t even pop the stitching.

 

[jmac70]

Merry Xmas Carlton.
May the Yule tide log slip from the fireplace and burn your house down.

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

You're fortunate - my degree of loathing for them is probably unhealthy

I am certain your loathing levels are entirely appropriate given the circumstances. And their supporters are something else. Particularly after 2021 when they were convinced of going back back.