Genius move.
Tas: welcome Andrew, I'm Tas, Football Manager at North Melbourne and I'm here to present to you our seven year offer.
Gaff: sure Tas, I'm all ears.
Tas: well Andrew, lets start with the history of contracts. The first contracts are thought to have been written amongst the...
You know Dad and I sit around and laugh at your pathetic gifs. He would have actually come to North last year but you scared him off with your weirdness.
He went to the cops to get a restraining order but they told him not to worry because you never leave the house, except to play futsal.
ROFL.
Positive: no BT, I'm not a believer.
Negatives: Ben Jacobs reinjuring his foot from continually kicking his opponent's arse.
EVW must be heavily concussed to fail the test.
I'm desexed and can't really celebrate.
Once your kind invents some AI that can feed me and pick up my shit, you can all sod off.
Leave behind that bloke on this board who pulls off caged animals too.
Positives: Jack Silvagni and Liam Jones don't play for us.
Ben Brown 5.1 defeated Carlton 4.6. If Browny was a team, he'd be higher on the ladder than Carlton.
Negative: Carlton will draft a gun kid at the end of the year and proceed to ruin his career.
Mr Bull, could you please dedicate an episode to the player's talking about their pets? Grooming tips, exercise regimes, favourite treats, that kind of thing would be amazing.
I'd be happy to come on and talk in 2020.
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