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Ophidian Old Boys
Welcome to Spotswood Campus the home of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC. Being part of Spotswood is being part of something very special, a confederation of elite Rookie School, professional Campus Departments, state of the art Qooty Facilities and is the only collegiate Fantasy Football Club in the SWEET F.A.
The Ophidian Old Boy’s provide a fantasy-world environment for qooty players to grow and learn together, relate to each other and on a daily basis live out the basics of respect, banter, team work, kindness and qooty excellence. With our qooty-centered educational framework, we equip all qooty players for qooty success, helping them be the best qooty player they can be.
Founded Season 34 the Ophidian Old Boy’s FFC has proven its qooty pedigree within only 5 seasons as demonstrated with the Spotswood Trophy Room boasting the S35 & 37 Premiership Cup, 12 All-SFA representatives (including VC & 2 x Captain), 2 x EKAs, 2 x Deestroy Medals and 1 Mobbs medal. At Spotswood we are dedicated to upholding the Old Boy’s ethos: For Greatness, For Excellence, For Guinness, For Qooty Glory.
OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S FFC TEAM LOGO
White: a true balance of all colours and symbolizes perfection and promotes open-mindedness and self-reflection
Vivid Orange: shows ambition
Orchid Purple: symbolizes wealth and extravagance
The wreath of laurel surrounding the logo represents triumph and victory
CLUB MOTTO: Serpens iratus est in braccas
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM JUMPER
All students selected in the Ophidian Old Boys FFC will be issued designated team jumpers with allocated numbers displayed on the back. Ophidian Old Boy's FFC has designed a representative uniform that reflects the past by bringing back the 'Hoops', a design whose origins can be traced back to the 1800's.
HOME GROUND: Spotswood Oval
Spotswood is a suburb of Sweet municipality that is located in a sunken region on the far south western corner surrounded by cliffs. Spotswood nearest neighboring suburb is Waverley with the Waverley Oval ground being situated to the east of its location. Spotswood Oval is nestled comfortable in a gorge and is a welcoming, fit for purpose qootball facility that supports the Old Boy's FFC strategic priorities of establishing themselves as an elite qootball program. Although Spotswood Oval is the grounds official name, the Ophidian Old Boys fans loving refer to it as the Viper Pit and a place the opposition now fear stepping into.
SEASON 39 OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S FFC STARTING XXVII
Back Row L to R
Wickzki / tigerland_1720 / kenneyswarriors / The_Kraken / Irish BlueBagger / King Tenz / Hoos
Middle Row L to R
Harvey Manfrenjensenden / fumbler /Iva Bigun / SalfordRed / BRAB / gab213 / Elton Johns Wig / Over The Post / sabso / JuddgementDay / Mashy / Wacky Tiger
Front Row L to R
Braklet / Mrs Turbo / Dingster / Tigerturbulance (C) / Robertio (VC) / Pugsley / philreich / thewizardmelon
Coach: Jake 'Colonel Robert “Snake” Plissken
SEASON 39 OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S LEADERSHIP GROUP
Back Row: philreich / Pugsley / Elton Johns Wig / Mrs Turbo
Front Row: Dingster / thewizardmelon / Tigerturbulance / Robertio / Braklet
ROOKIE PROGRAM
Enrolment in the Ophidian Old Boys Rookie Program provides aspiring qooty players with an education of the highest standard in combination with accommodation in a caring, well-equipped environment. The S34 EKA winner Mrs Turbo continues her role as Head of House and will mentor our S39 rookies Mashy, SalfordRed, sabso and The_Kraken. At Spotswood, we are committed to providing a progressive, positive, and encouraging qooty environment for rookies.
SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS OFFICIAL UNIFORMS
All students attending class at Spotswood College must be in full uniform each day. Spotswood uniforms will be issued to each student on enrolment and an exchange system is in place to replace articles of clothing that are no longer pristine. Students will have opportunities to dress down and show their individualism on specific days of the year, however, it is imperative that students follow the guidelines daily.
NEW OLD BOY’S SEASON 39
As Chancellor I am very pleased to welcome five new Old Boys for season 39.
A big welcome to the former Swamprats Captain, 280 gamer, 6 x All-SFA representative, Mobbs and Deestroy Medallist and 2 x Premiership player philreich. Phil as a player of such high moral standing and experience has also agreed to join the OOB Leadership Group and help the club continue to grow.
And in keeping with building the SFA we welcome 4 new recruits sabso, Mashy, SalfordRed and The_Kraken. Unfortunately, we had far too many applicants to join our qooty program due to team restriction numbers. For those that were unsuccessful please apply again for S40, who knows dreams can come true.
OLD OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S - OOB Alumni
At Spotswood we have a strong ongoing connection with past players. Former Old Boy’s when they leave Spotswood join an elite community and become part of the OOB Alumni. We are very proud of our alumni; many have gone on to make valuable contributions to other less fortunate teams in the SWEET. F.A. and helped grow the competition outside of Spotswood.
Former Old Boys reuniting at Spotswood reminiscing over the best qooty times of their lives
SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS ENTRY
All patrons / visiting teams will need to check-in at the Spotswood Security Gate and go through the appropriate entry protocols as per their team’s entry status before gaining access to Spotswood Campus for the purpose of playing Qooty or attending any Old Boys Function. As a patron / visitor entering the facilities you are agreeing to adhere to all entry requirements for you designated level and ensure they have on their persons the issued Members Access Swipe Card whilst on Campus.
SEASON 39 CLUB ACCESS LEVELS
Inner Sanctum Clubs
West Coast Wonders / Sin City Swamprats
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Gold Access Clubs
Fighting Furies / Roys FFC / Baghdad Bombers
Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Silver Access
Mount Buller Demons / Las Vegas Bears / Gumbies FFC
Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Bronze Access
Coney Island Warriors / Gold City Royals / East Side Phoenix
Full security screening and access to Spotswood Oval for Qooty purposes only. On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects. On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods. Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.
Coprolite Level
Dragons
Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
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