The_Kraken
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Any truth in the rumour that Russell Crowe is selling his stake in Souths so he can make an offer on OOB?
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Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
He has got competition from Elton John.
Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
The_Kraken
Club Legend
If the rumors are true and Crowe does buy OOB, I'll have to find a new club to play for. Because of the NDA, I cannot go into details other than to share that it involves two amorous dachshunds, a pint of hokey-pokey, and a German named Fritz, but you can ask Crowe. He knows what he did!
Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Look out SFA here comes The_KrakenIf the rumors are true and Crowe does buy OOB, I'll have to find a new club to play for. Because of the NDA, I cannot go into details other than to share that it involves two amorous dachshunds, a pint of hokey-pokey, and a German named Fritz, but you can ask Crowe. He knows what he did!
The_Kraken
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Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
You were made for this Lol.Me getting the award.
Me after the after-party.
Dingster
TheBrownDog
I'm convinced Tigerturbulance met The_Kraken in Banhammer.
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Surely you can picture Turbo swinging the Kraken around like a hammer and just knocking whoever got in his way, the hell out
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Someone should tell that kicker he's not supposed to target cheerleaders:
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Not quite a five metre line out but pretty close
Tigerturbulance
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Great to see the senior players thewizardmelon and Dingster pushing our recruit sabso in the gym today during our second pre-season training week. With mentors like that I expect a short long qooty career for our rookie.
Dingster
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Looks like I dipped my head in the good stuff.
Tigerturbulance
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Talking of being on the good stuff, it looks like Tigerturbulance roid dietary plan has done wonders for Robertio and Irish BlueBagger S39 pre-season training
However we may need an extra supply of clean urine samples if we are to all get through the S39 drug testing.
However we may need an extra supply of clean urine samples if we are to all get through the S39 drug testing.
Dingster
TheBrownDog
Too late skip. sabso has been hanging out with thewizardmelon and me for the past week.I'm all for using performance enhancingdrugssupplements.
Just don't get sabso on them, he seems crazy enough without them
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Weren't the Furies selling clean samples a couple seasons ago?
Tigerturbulance
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Great to see Braklet pushing two of our rookies The_Kraken and Mashy through their first pre-season training
I was going to do a joke about calamari and garlic being a great combination but as they are team mates I might just hold back on the squid jokes
I was going to do a joke about calamari and garlic being a great combination but as they are team mates I might just hold back on the squid jokes
Tigerturbulance
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they may have been clean but they smelt like cats p!ss so didn't fool the drug testers
