Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[The Cryptkeeper]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC are aware with a large campus entering the Sweet F.A. that their qooty students behavior could possible disrupt the ongoing qooty educational activity or break rules created by BigFooty leading to damage of the schools reputation as the most élite qooty facility in the Sweet .F.A.

To ensure we provide the appropriate level of discipline to guide the players' behavior and set appropriate limits to help them learn to make intellegent qooty decisions we have appointed a discipline expert. The Ophidian Old Boys Campus are very pleased to announce the appointment as Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo, whose responsibility will be to keep order and mete out punishments to anyone that steps out of line at Spotswood Campus.

When asked about the appointment, the OOBs Chancellor Tigerturbulance stated, 'Mrs Turbo is old school and believes spare the rod, spoil the qooty player. Mrs Turbo has a vast experience in discipline and after keeping 245kg of love muscle in check, will have no problems maintaining control over any runt qooty players who step out of line. So on behalf of the campus I am pleased to welcome Mrs Turbo, I just hope I don't regret this appointment and may god have mercy on all our souls".


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Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo in action​

I am a big fan of this sort of discipline.

Whips, chains and all that. There should be more of it.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I am a big fan of this sort of discipline.

Whips, chains and all that. There should be more of it.

I can see you and Bonz getting into some trouble this season

Mrs Turbo I think you will have your hands full curtailing these 2 mischiefs

 

[Tigerturbulance]

With all the new players arriving (including myself), it is only appropriate that we bow our heads in prayer and give thanks and seek guidance, and protection from the evils of rival teams, and the power to smite them on the field and on the scoreboard.

Oh lord, we beseech thee. Amen!

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Over The Post as a new member to the club you should get Elton Johns Wig to give you a tour of his wine larder

WINE LARDER
Ophidian Old Boys has rightly earnt the reputation of having the finest collection of wine and spirits in the whole of Sweet. Celler Master Elton John Wigs is a highly knowledgeable drinks professionals who manages all aspects of the Old Boy’s larder and ensures it is always fully stocked with only the best selections available for Qooty functions and events held at the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion.

On special occasions and for the right caliber of patron, the Cellar Master may invite you to experience an exclusive wine or spirit tasting in his private cellar.

 

[Robertio]

Over The Post as a new member to the club you should get Elton Johns Wig to give you a tour of his wine larder

WINE LARDER
Ophidian Old Boys has rightly earnt the reputation of having the finest collection of wine and spirits in the whole of Sweet. Celler Master Elton John Wigs is a highly knowledgeable drinks professionals who manages all aspects of the Old Boy’s larder and ensures it is always fully stocked with only the best selections available for Qooty functions and events held at the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion.

On special occasions and for the right caliber of patron, the Cellar Master may invite you to experience an exclusive wine or spirit tasting in his private cellar.

Hope your Guinness cellar is twice as big as that.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Probably a question I should have asked before accepting my place at the club.

What is the Clubs thoughts on 'Brunch' ?

A few to many Brunchers have been seen on campus already. Hoos and Elton Johns Wig will be unbearable at times.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Probably a question I should have asked before accepting my place at the club.

What is the Clubs thoughts on 'Brunch' ?

A few to many Brunchers have been seen on campus already. Hoos and Elton Johns Wig will be unbearable at times.

When on holidays I think it's the way to go, only require dinner and food is done. Eating is cheating but...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

With all the new players arriving (including myself), it is only appropriate that we bow our heads in prayer and give thanks and seek guidance, and protection from the evils of rival teams, and the power to smite them on the field and on the scoreboard.

Oh lord, we beseech thee. Amen!

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Most happy to join you in reverence... Over The Post,

and I see already (I've been with OOB nearly a week) that you bring the MUCH needed spiritual guidance to OOB
and I invite the other rooks to take a moment and give their personal thanks Dudikins 2inchmagic Fleabane The Cryptkeeper FireKrakouer Chili

....and so for me, I add to your reverence if I may,

Lord I give thanks to thee; I would be especially grateful, if we rooks could gain access to all this OOB club has to offer (including the wine cellar), so that we may fully partake in the celebration of the joining into this amazing, incredible, sometimes modest (even if only by accident), PC team?

Amen.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I can see you and Bonz getting into some trouble this season

Mrs Turbo I think you will have your hands full curtailing these 2 mischiefs

Agree Tigerturbulance : You know I will do my best (for the benefit of the team), and hope that it is enough

From what I've already seen, I do imagine (a bit vividly) that there will be quite a number of disciplines necessary here - maybe even multiples needed.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Kennedy Parker

The Baghdad Bombers which also have a reserves team in the competition (Our Old Bombers) would like to announce another signing for next season.

Corn Cobbers welcome to the greatest fake footy team in the Sweet FA.

 

[Fleabane]

To Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed and will be playing as a member of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty

Fleabane
EDIT: I can't even make my name activate and I have NO IDEA what is going on.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

​

The Ophidian Old Boys FFC are aware with a large campus entering the Sweet F.A. that their qooty students behavior could possible disrupt the ongoing qooty educational activity or break rules created by BigFooty leading to damage of the schools reputation as the most élite qooty facility in the Sweet .F.A.

To ensure we provide the appropriate level of discipline to guide the players' behavior and set appropriate limits to help them learn to make intellegent qooty decisions we have appointed a discipline expert. The Ophidian Old Boys Campus are very pleased to announce the appointment as Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo, whose responsibility will be to keep order and mete out punishments to anyone that steps out of line at Spotswood Campus.

When asked about the appointment, the OOBs Chancellor Tigerturbulance stated, 'Mrs Turbo is old school and believes spare the rod, spoil the qooty player. Mrs Turbo has a vast experience in discipline and after keeping 245kg of love muscle in check, will have no problems maintaining control over any runt qooty players who step out of line. So on behalf of the campus I am pleased to welcome Mrs Turbo, I just hope I don't regret this appointment and may god have mercy on all our souls".


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Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo in action​

Thanks for the formal announcement Turbo, I'm glad to be here (I think ???) - however, it sounds like you may be in need of some spiritual guidance already... Over The Post - maybe a prayer for the fearless leader please!

 

[Fleabane]

Most happy to join you in reverence... Over The Post,

and I see already (I've been with OOB nearly a week) that you bring the MUCH needed spiritual guidance to OOB
and I invite the other rooks to take a moment and give their personal thanks Dudikins 2inchmagic Fleabane The Cryptkeeper FireKrakouer Chili

....and so for me, I add to your reverence if I may,

Lord I give thanks to thee; I would be especially grateful, if we rooks could gain access to all this OOB club has to offer (including the wine cellar), so that we may fully partake in the celebration of the joining into this amazing, incredible, sometimes modest (even if only by accident), PC team?

Amen.

Spiritual guidance is all very well but where's my daily walk? I need and deserve a walk NOW.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Bring on the Tittybong Cup this pre season.

Seeing as though I have taken on the study of Qooty as my major, I am a damn good judge of talent, and we should take this pissant comp out pretty easily

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Spiritual guidance is all very well but where's my daily walk? I need and deserve a walk NOW.

don't worry, you will get a run on the qooty paddock soon

 

[haydo]

The hell is happening in here

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance 2inchmagic @Elton John Wigs Dudikins Mrs Turbo Fleabane @Callum_Guns Heisenberg_ The Jesus The Cryptkeeper Hoos Mobbs haydo BRAB U2tigers FireKrakouer MC Bad Genius Wickzki Ned_Flanders Bonz Over The Post Chili

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The hell is happening in here

you only have to read the last 133 pages and you will be catched up!

 

[damicky]

Are the 3 spelling mistakes ironic?

 

[BRAB]

Bring on the Tittybong Cup this pre season.

Seeing as though I have taken on the study of Qooty as my major, I am a damn good judge of talent, and we should take this pissant comp out pretty easily

TJASTA

Please explain the thumbs down on a senior citizen of the sweet fa

 

[TJASTA]

TJASTA

Please explain the thumbs down on a senior citizen of the sweet fa

he called my thing a "pissant comp"

 

[BRAB]

he called my thing a "pissant comp"

He's old, confused and doesn't understand where he is. Be nice.

 

[TJASTA]

He's old, confused and doesn't understand where he is. Be nice.

darn it, and i thought i was not longer toxic

 

[BRAB]

darn it, and i thought i was not longer toxic

You have an opportunity to change. Be better

 

[TJASTA]

You have an opportunity to change. Be better

might take another week off to learn this mistake

 

[Senor M]

might take another week off to learn this mistake

Should be a perma