Tigerturbulance
245kg of Love Muscle
Welcome to Spotswood Campus the home of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC. Being part of Spotswood Campus is being part of something very special, a confederation of elite Rookie School, professional Campus Departments, state of the art Qooty Facilities and is the only collegiate Fantasy Football Club in the SWEET F.A. Founded Season 34 the Ophidian Old Boy’s FFC has proven its qooty pedigree within 3 seasons as demonstrated with the Spotswood Trophy Room boasting the S35 Premiership Cup, S36 Wooden Spoon, 6 All-SFA representatives, EKA, Deestroy and Mobbs medal.
SEASON 37 OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S STARTING XXVI
Back Row L to R
Ned_Flanders / Wickzki / JuddgementDay / SaintBilly / tigerland_1720 / King Tenz / Irish BlueBagger / Ace Rimmer / DemurePrincess
Middle Row L to R
Hoos / Iva Bigun / TJohn / Wacky Tiger / BRAB / fumbler / kenneyswarriors / myblueroan / Snake Plissken (Senior Coach)
Front Row L to R
Harvey Manfrenjensenden / thewizardmelon / Mrs Turbo / Robertio (VC) / Tigerturbulance (C) / Elton Johns Wig / U2tigers / Braklet / Fleabane
OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S LEADERSHIP GROUP
Left to Right: Braklet / Robertio / thewizardmelon / Mrs Turbo / Elton Johns Wig / Fleabane
Sitting: Tigerturbulance
OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S FFC TEAM LOGO
The snake represents wisdom
White: a true balance of all colours and symbolizes perfection and promotes open-mindedness and self-reflection
Vivid Orange: shows ambition
Orchid Purple: symbolizes wealth and extravagance
The wreath of laurel surrounding the logo represents triumph and victory
CLUB MOTTO: Serpens iratus est in braccas
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants
SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS OFFICIAL UNIFORMS
SPOTSWOOD UNIFORM
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM JUMPERS
All students selected in the Ophidian Old Boys FFC will be issued designated team jumpers with allocated numbers displayed on the back. Ophidian Old Boy's FFC has designed a modern representative uniform that also reflects the past by bringing back the 'Hoops', a design whose origins can be traced back to the 1800's.
HOME GROUND
Spotswood Reserve is the grounds official name,
but the Ophidian Old Boys fans lovingly refer to it as the Viper Pit and a place the opposition now fear stepping into.
ROOKIE PROGRAM
Enrolment in the Ophidian Old Boys Rookie Program provides aspiring qooty players with an education of the highest standard in combination with accommodation in a caring, well-equipped environment. The S34 EKA winner Mrs Turbo will continue in her role as Head of House and will be responsible for our new rookies JuddgementDay and tigerland_1720 wellbeing and support and as part of her duties will liaise closely with qooty coaches and SFA staff to ensure we get the best from them.
SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS ENTRY
All patrons / visiting teams will need to check-in at the Spotswood Security Gate and go through the appropriate entry protocols as per their team’s entry status before gaining access to Spotswood Campus for the purpose of playing Qooty or attending any Old Boys Function.
As a patron / visitor entering the facilities you are agreeing to adhere to all entry requirements for you designated level and ensure they have on their persons the issued Members Access Swipe Card whilst on Campus.
ACCESS LEVELS
INNER SANCTUM
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers
GOLD
Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Clubs with Gold Access S36: East Side Phoenix / Sin City Swamprats / Fighting Furies
SILVER
Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Clubs with Silver Access: Roys FFC / Mount Buller Demons
BRONZE
Full security screening and access to Spotswood Oval for Qooty purposes only. On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects. On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods. Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.
Clubs with Bronze Access: Coney Island Warriors / Gold City Royals / Gumbies FFC / Las Vegas Bears
COPROLITE
Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fibre and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC
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