Official Team Thread 🐍Ophidian Old Boys S38 Official Team Thread: magnus serpens duo pocula nostra habet 🏆🏆

[Tigerturbulance]

Welcome to Spotswood Campus the home of the Ophidian Old Boys FFC. Being part of Spotswood Campus is being part of something very special, a confederation of elite Rookie School, professional Campus Departments, state of the art Qooty Facilities and is the only collegiate Fantasy Football Club in the SWEET F.A. Founded Season 34 the Ophidian Old Boy’s FFC has proven its qooty pedigree within 4 seasons as demonstrated with the Spotswood Trophy Room boasting the S35 Premiership Cup, S36 Wooden Spoon, S37 Premiership Cup, 10 All-SFA representatives, 2 EKA's, 2 Deestroy Medals and 1 Mobbs medal.

SEASON 38
OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S FFC STARTING XXV

Back Row L to R
Irish BlueBagger / JuddgementDay / fumbler / Wickzki / Ace Rimmer

Third Row L to R
Wacky Tiger / U2tigers / BRAB / Dingster / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / Hoos / myblueroan

Second Row L to R
kenneyswarriors / Braklet / Elton Johns Wig / Robertio / Tigerturbulance / Mrs Turbo / thewizardmelon

Front Row L to R
FreoGirl / Iva Bigun / tigerland_1720 / King Tenz / Over The Post / DemurePrincess

Coach: Jake 'Colonel Robert “Snake” Plissken


S38 OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S LEADERSHIP GROUP

Tigerturbulance (C), Mrs Turbo, Dingster, Robertio (VC), Braklet, thewizardmelon

OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S LEADERSHIP GROUP HONOUR BOARD


OPHIDIAN OLD BOY’S FFC TEAM LOGO

The snake represents wisdom

White: a true balance of all colours and symbolizes perfection and promotes open-mindedness and self-reflection

Vivid Orange: shows ambition

Orchid Purple: symbolizes wealth and extravagance

The wreath of laurel surrounding the logo represents triumph and victory

CLUB MOTTO: Serpens iratus est in braccas
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants



SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS OFFICIAL UNIFORMS​

All students attending class at Spotswood College must be in full uniform each day. Spotswood uniforms will be issued to each student on enrolment and an exchange system is in place to replace articles of clothing that are no longer pristine. Students will have opportunities to dress down and show their individualism on specific days of the year, however, it is imperative that students follow the guidelines daily.

SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS UNIFORM

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM JUMPERS
All students selected in the Ophidian Old Boys FFC will be issued designated team jumpers with allocated numbers displayed on the back. Ophidian Old Boy's FFC has designed a modern representative uniform that also reflects the past by bringing back the 'Hoops', a design whose origins can be traced back to the 1800's.

Ophidian Old Boys FFC is proudly sponsored by Guinness.​

HOME GROUND​

Spotswood Reserve is the grounds official name,
but the Ophidian Old Boys fans lovingly refer to it as the Viper Pit and a place the opposition now fear stepping into.

SPOTSWOOD CAMPUS ENTRY
All patrons / visiting teams will need to check-in at the Spotswood Security Gate and go through the appropriate entry protocols as per their team’s entry status before gaining access to Spotswood Campus for the purpose of playing Qooty or attending any Old Boys Function.

As a patron / visitor entering the facilities you are agreeing to adhere to all entry requirements for you designated level and ensure they have on their persons the issued Members Access Swipe Card whilst on Campus.

ACCESS LEVELS
INNER SANCTUM

For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers / Sin City Swamprats

GOLD

Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Clubs with Gold Access: Fighting Furies / Roys FFC

SILVER

Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Clubs with Silver Access: Mount Buller Demons / East Side Phoenix / Las Vegas Bears

BRONZE

Full security screening and access to Spotswood Oval for Qooty purposes only. On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects. On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods. Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.
Clubs with Bronze Access: Coney Island Warriors / Gold City Royals / Gumbies FFC

COPROLITE

Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fibre and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC

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[Pugsley]

I'll just take the treats, Turbo.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Here's to a successful defence of our well earned and well deserved title. Up the OOB's.

 

[DemurePrincess]

When I see this… I hear this!

And then I do this….

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Brilliant stuff Captain.

You really have created a great back story for our Club.

 

[Over The Post]

Coprolite access for Dragons... what a shitty thing to do

pmsl

 

[Braklet]

Greatest club in the Sweet FA!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Very happy to find out Dingster is a lover of a quality stogie



Ding is certainly Old Boy material

 

[Dingster]

Very happy to find out Dingster is a lover of a quality stogie

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Ding is certainly Old Boy material

Mrs Turbo is a little concerned that's the pic you keep in your wallet.

 

[Robertio]

Mrs Turbo is a little concerned that's the pic you keep in your wallet.

Looks like Turbo is standing on a chair as well.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Looks like Turbo is standing on a chair as well.

for your information I am actually standing on the winners podium

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers / Sin City Swamprats

Keen to see another OOBs season.

Go well folks

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

As the saying goes, there's only one team that can win and that's the OOB's.

 

[Over The Post]

Gotta agree. Underrated post.

 

[Braklet]

Hey myblueroan

 

[myblueroan]

Hey myblueroan

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Braklet, how many times....

Do not use the stables loo!!!! (Eyeroll)

 

[myblueroan]

Very happy to find out Dingster is a lover of a quality stogie

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Ding is certainly Old Boy material

I knew him when he was just a humble villager.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I knew him when he was just a humble villager.

Dingster has certainly come up in the SWEET world since coming to Spotswood.
His old Bear team mates tony Chipmunk and I Dont Care hardly recognize him any more.

 

[Robertio]

Dingster has certainly come up in the SWEET world since coming to Spotswood.
His old Bear team mates tony Chipmunk and I Dont Care hardly recognize him any more.


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Has tony got a gun?

 

[tony]

Has tony got a gun?

I'm shocked you would think a law abiding citizen like me would carry a gun.

Dingster has certainly come up in the SWEET world since coming to Spotswood.
His old Bear team mates tony Chipmunk and I Dont Care hardly recognize him any more.


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Its a better look than this hello kitty get up he use to get around in.

 

[myblueroan]

I'm shocked you would think a law abiding citizen like me would carry a gun.


Its a better look than this hello kitty get up he use to get around in.

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You were just pleased to see him weren't you Tony.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm shocked you would think a law abiding citizen like me would carry a gun.


Its a better look than this hello kitty get up he use to get around in.

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Nothing wrong with a bit of pink!!

You rock it Dingster!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

You were just pleased to see him weren't you Tony.

I thought he had a rabbit in his pocket

 

[tony]

You were just pleased to see him weren't you Tony.

I thought he had a rabbit in his pocket

I'm always pleased to see Dingster.

Don't tell Tigerturbulance but I had a couple of his finest stogies in my pocket. He took Ding from me, so I think its a fair trade.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm always pleased to see Dingster.

Don't tell Tigerturbulance but I had a couple of his finest stogies in my pocket. He took Ding from me, so I think it’s a fair trade.

Dingster for a few Tabacco sticks!

Deal!

Who else can we take?
(I’ve got a box of illegal vapes!!!)