List Mgmt. 2022 Trade, Draft, etc thread

[Scythe94]

Dory_77 – might be worth pinning this? Gets updated after every move.

 

[Dancing Potato]

The line between satire and genuine nuff has been blurred beyond recognition in this thread.

 

[pjfairbairn]

The line between satire and genuine nuff has been blurred beyond recognition in this thread.

Was thinking last night that there's a lot of satirical chat here which could be taken seriously and appear on oppo loony bin threads! Love that!

Also, if we are seriously considering hanging on to Baker if Bedford and/or Hunt leave, I'll ****ing scream.

 

[stEdy]

The line between satire and genuine nuff has been blurred beyond recognition in this thread.

The veil of negativity has brought out the best in us again

 

[stEdy]

I think with Hunt now off to WCE, we jump at the opportunity to package him up with Dogga for their Pick 2, Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

and Liam Ryan

1

Liam Ryan

Age

27

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

fills a hole at FF, Pick 2 we can get Cadman and Liam Ryan

1

Liam Ryan

Age

27

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

can take hangers on Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

(the perfect step ladder) which we can use images of for our future membership drives that will get us up to 65k members

OUT: Hunt, Jackson
IN: Allen, Cadman, Ryan, 65k members

 

[Benwah83]

I think with Hunt now off to WCE, we jump at the opportunity to package him up with Dogga for their Pick 2, Oscar Allen and Liam Ryan

Oscar Allen fills a hole at FF, Pick 2 we can get Cadman and Liam Ryan can take hangers on Ben Brown (the perfect step ladder) which we can use images of for our future membership drives that will get us up to 65k members

OUT: Hunt, Jackson
IN: Allen, Cadman, Ryan, 65k members

I reckon we could even afford to chuck a bag of headbands in to that package as a sweetener.

 

[booshboy]

I know **** all about the draft, for anyone that follows is this Cadman bloke worth trading up into the top 5 for?

 

[stEdy]

I reckon we could even afford to chuck a bag of headbands in to that package as a sweetener.

I'd want something back in that case

OUT: Bag of Hunt's headbands
IN: Shannon Hurn's remaining hair

 

[Demon13304]

I think with Hunt now off to WCE, we jump at the opportunity to package him up with Dogga for their Pick 2, Oscar Allen and Liam Ryan

Oscar Allen fills a hole at FF, Pick 2 we can get Cadman and Liam Ryan can take hangers on Ben Brown (the perfect step ladder) which we can use images of for our future membership drives that will get us up to 65k members

OUT: Hunt, Jackson
IN: Allen, Cadman, Ryan, 65k members

How good would it be if we had Liam Ryan hanging 2 metres off Ben Brown, AT ALL TIMES?
He can always be there ready to take a big grab!

it'd be like having a 4 metre tall player that clunks marks, they'd be impossible to outmark or spoil cos Liam Ryan will be way above everyone

 

[The Red Door]

Liam Ryan

1

Liam Ryan

Age

27

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

& Kossie

 

[LarryDavidNeitz]

You know what mate I've never heard such a well reasoned argument. If we don't get a second rounder atleast I'm email the ******* club myself you don't let 10 year legends leave cheap

The formula should be their original draft position minus 10 spots for every year's development you put in. If you get into negative territory then it's a top 10 pick.
Needs to be reward for clubs who choose to keep players like Weideman and Hunt on their list long term.

 

[LarryDavidNeitz]

Was thinking last night that there's a lot of satirical chat here which could be taken seriously and appear on oppo loony bin threads! Love that!

Also, if we are seriously considering hanging on to Baker if Bedford and/or Hunt leave, I'll ******* scream.

MFC BigFooty demands reports of being linked to players and reports of being taken seriously with joke posts on oppo boards.
Without these things we cannot win next year's premiership.

 

[tomcruise]

I waded through a lot of garbage for absolute zero ITK from you people.

 

[danster168]

haha I was trying to point out that dansters obsession with 18 year old key forwards could end in another Lucas Cook

It could. Or a matthew Bate or jack watts. That's why I said we need to pick up 6 key forwards and hope that 2-3 stick. 6 was an exaggeration but yes the draft is very speculative.

 

[Bluelegs]

I was wondering whether we might have issues of team balance with that many homophones. I am in favour of Coniglio as a food-based noun. I’m wondering if it might be worth approaching Dangerfield as he would bring two nouns which creates space for another depth adjective

No thanks on Coniglio . Last time there was rabbit at the 'G the whole MCC got gastro.

 

[Bluelegs]

I waded through a lot of garbage for absolute zero ITK from you people.

 

[danster168]

I know * all about the draft, for anyone that follows is this Cadman bloke worth trading up into the top 5 for?

He is aggressive, mobile and plays with papley-like passion. His accuracy for goal is my only query. The technique isn't horrible but he isn't a deadeye by any stretch. He has been compared to Harrison Jones but I compare him more to a Travis Cloke. I think thats a good comparison.

It's not worth trading up for pick 5 if they believe Jefferson is better or just as good who will be around pick 10 but I'm sure we'd want to trade up to ensure we don't run the risk of missing out on both.

A big part of me feels Jason Taylor would love Reuben Ginbey too. The problem is he's a WA boy, and the mfc may be a little spooked after the Jackson debacle. And he also doesn't fit a need (he's a midfielder). But he's a 190cm who is as hard as Jack Viney. If we're talking best available and someone who Jason Taylor has historically gone for, i'd say he'd be in the mix.

 

[Bluelegs]

How good would it be if we had Liam Ryan hanging 2 metres off Ben Brown, AT ALL TIMES?
He can always be there ready to take a big grab!

it'd be like having a 4 metre tall player that clunks marks, they'd be impossible to outmark or spoil cos Liam Ryan will be way above everyone

 

[stEdy]

My one scrap of second hand ITK goss is from a current player: there will be plenty of movement

No specifics but that much is assured. Hold onto your hats people.

 

[Johnny Karate]

My one scrap of second hand ITK goss is from a current player: there will be plenty of movement

No specifics but that much is assured. Hold onto your hats people.

At the moment it’s looking like a whole lot of sideways movement.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Linked to players or GTFO

 

[Scythe94]

I don't wear hats

 

[Bluelegs]

Just replace trade radio with this thread.

 

[Scythe94]

Honestly, some (most) of the ideas in thread are more realistic than what Josh Jenkins

11

Josh Jenkins

Age

35

Ht

200cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.6

5star

comes up with. Dude is as bad of a trade analyst as he was a player.

 

[KAYNE]

I can't believe we haven't signed Lewis Taylor

28

Lewis Taylor

Age

29

Ht

174cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

3star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.2

4star

yet.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Honestly, some (most) of the ideas in thread are more realistic than what Josh Jenkins comes up with. Dude is as bad of a trade analyst as he was a player.

Youre listening to trade radio mate? What did you expect?

So much dead time to dribble absolute shit.