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I could c&p from the last time Gaff got the 3 and it would still be relevant as would it next time he does. So what does one say about such a man? One writes a poem.

Andrew your surname spelt backwards is unfortunate,
Your experience to output ratio is disproportionate.
Go punch some kids to get your groove back,
Otherwise you'll win this award like your teammate Jack.

I'm happy with that.

8 votes from 7 voters certainly sums up his game/season. Only in the Rocca does this type of magic happen!

Bringing in the 2 this week is Gaff's teammate and breaker of Flogpies cold black hearts Dom Sheed. Another senior player at the egirls leading by example in a 171 brave loss. Is that sarcasm you detect dear reader? Maybe.

Also in the votes is Max King. Is Max simply a victim of his coaches anti-football game plan or is he just made of starch? You decide. I like to think a little from column A a little from column B. Either way his team are damn near impossible to watch, I can't imagine how joyless it must be playing for them despite dominating the free kick count as one of umpires favourite pets (thanks Mofra for bringing this travesty of justice to light).

I'm excited that the Tuggers are on Thursday night footy, I'm expecting big things from them in this award this week!

There is also a situation I'd like to address. I don't like to name and shame but there is a certain poster whose name may or may not rhyme with uckboy ockstar who was adamant a player who was injured in the first quarter deserved to be nominated. This poster may also run an award on this board and melt every time his team is nominated. I overruled his nom as a sign of disrespect. I'd like to point out that he also voted for a player that was best on ground lol.
Do better mysterious unnamed poster!

Dinsdale zackah please remove the poll thx :eggplant:

Round 15
Andrew Gaff (PERF) - 3
Dom Sheed (PERF) - 2
Max King (AINTS) - 1
 
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Don’t know who the mystery poster could be but he seems like an erudite fellow as the 12 minutes of zero output by someone who coincidentally plays for the OPs team will remain the worst 12 minutes by any 200 game player for the rest of this season

But good to know that nobody can ever be nominated again who sustains an injury during the match no matter how long or how shitfully they play. Such integrity 👍
 
Don’t know who the mystery poster could be but he seems like an erudite fellow as the 12 minutes of zero output by someone who coincidentally plays for the OPs team will remain the worst 12 minutes by any 200 game player for the rest of this season

But good to know that nobody can ever be nominated again who sustains an injury during the match no matter how long or how shitfully they play. Such integrity 👍
Lets just say it would be a very bad week for a Collingwood player to get injured
 

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Isaac Heeney five shots for 0.2 in a draw. He's always been a poor man's Gary Rohan.
 
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No Action Luke Jackson
 
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