2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

[PMBangers]

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[Snuffaluphagus]

Adelaide would be ecstatic. That deal is incredible for them.

Is it? I dont know they can physically give anymore unless they give up a gun player instead. It's still a ****ing lot for one player

 

[Pure_Ownage]

Best I've got. Somehow I think there is not one happy team in this...

Melbourne
In: 1, McAdam, 22
Out: Oliver, 6

North
In: 6, 11, F1 (Adelaide)
Out: 3, 14

WC:
In: 3, 7
Out: 1

Adelaide
In: Oliver
Out: 7, F1, McAdam, 22

GC
In: F1 (Dogs), 14, 18
Out: 5, F3

Dogs
In: 5, F3 (GC)
Out: 11, 18, F1

We have 7 currently. Adel has 9.

 

[Barrybran]

Best I've got. Somehow I think there is not one happy team in this...

Melbourne
In: 1, McAdam, 22
Out: Oliver, 6

North
In: 6, 11, F1 (Adelaide)
Out: 3, 14

WC:
In: 3, 7
Out: 1

Adelaide
In: Oliver
Out: 7, F1, McAdam, 22

GC
In: F1 (Dogs), 14, 18
Out: 5, F3

Dogs
In: 5, F3 (GC)
Out: 11, 18, F1

That's a pretty good attempt. We'd take 2 over 3 and as Pure_Ownage said, Geelong have pick 7 and Adelaide pick 9, which will become pick 10, so we'd wind up with 2 & 10 in this scenario.

 

[firsttimeposter]

first crack at a mega trade. picks based on band 1 compo for mckay, band 2 for gresham and 3 for doedee...

	in	out
syd	grundy	34​
mel	5,10, F1port, f1adel,mcadam	14,27,36,f2,oliver, grundy
ess	14,35	BTZ, 30, 50, shiel
port	BTZ, ratugolea	F1
saints	shiel	35​
adel	oliver, burgess, 62, f2 melb	10,23,51,F1, mcadam
gc	23,30,34,36,50,51	5,62,66 burgess
geel	27, 66	ratugolea

 

[michaelpain]

Hawthorns Trades
Jacob Koschitzke to Richmond for Ben Miller and pick 63
Tyler Brockman and pick 49 to Fremantle for Jye Amiss
Denver Grainger-Barras and Picks 3,30 to Gold Coast for Mabior Chol

18

Mabior Chol

Age

27

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.3

3star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

, Charlie Constable

33

Charlie Constable

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

9.0

3star

HB

12.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

3.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

22.4

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

12.4

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

and Pick 4

 

[Son_Of_God29]

How about this.......


Melbourne Trade: Oliver + F4 > Adelaide Pick 9 + F1+ F2


Geelong Trade: Pick 7 to Melbourne (After the Oliver Trade) > Melbourne F1 + Adelaide F1


Melbourne Trade: Pick 5 + Pick 7 > North Melbourne Pick 2


Melbourne Trade: Pick 2 + Pick 9 + Pick 25 > West Coast Pick 1


Who Says No


Melbourne:

In: Pick 1 + Future 2nd

Out: Oliver + Pick 5 + Pick 25 + Future 1st + Future 4th


West Coast:

In: Pick 2 (North Melbourne) , Pick 9 (Adelaide/Melbourne) + Pick 25 (Melbourne) + Future 2nd (Adelaide)
Out: Pick 1


North Melbourne:

In: Pick 5 , Pick 7 (Geelong/Melbourne)

Out: Pick 2


Adelaide

In: Oliver + Future 4th (Melbourne)

Out: Pick 9 + Future 1st + Future 2nd


Geelong:

In: Melbourne Future 1st + Adelaide Future 1st
Out: Pick 7

 

[Joao]

Hawthorns Trades
Jacob Koschitzke to Richmond for Ben Miller and pick 63
Tyler Brockman and pick 49 to Fremantle for Jye Amiss
Denver Grainger-Barras and Picks 3,30 to Gold Coast for Mabior Chol, Charlie Constable and Pick 4

Where do we sign?

 

[Son_Of_God29]

Hawthorns Trades
Jacob Koschitzke to Richmond for Ben Miller and pick 63
Tyler Brockman and pick 49 to Fremantle for Jye Amiss
Denver Grainger-Barras and Picks 3,30 to Gold Coast for Mabior Chol, Charlie Constable and Pick 4

Constable has retired

 

[Joao]

Paul Haselby for Mitch Lewis - who says no?

(Yes you get all the media hot takes as well - I hope you like hearing about Freo trading Darcy).

 

[jdstorm]

Drunk Karl at a Power game would be way more entertaining than the monotone boring ***** that is Koch

plus if you want to get stoned Karl will party with you

 

[Kanye West]

Freo get pick 12
StKilda get Liam Henry + pick 22

Values Henry at pick 41

 

[dumb]

18-team mega trade. may need to swap around a few token picks to grease the wheels but the bones are there.

adelaide
in: himmelberg
out: himmelberg

brisbane
in: cameron
out: cameron

carlton
in: mckay
out: mckay

collingwood
in: cameron
out: cameron

essendon
in: martin
out: martin

fremantle
in: brayshaw
out: brayshaw

geelong
in: atkins
out: atkins

gold coast
in: atkins
out: atkins

gws
in: himmelberg
out: himmelberg

hawthorn
in: stephens
out: stephens

melbourne
in: brayshaw
out: brayshaw

north melbourne
in: mckay
out: mckay

port adelaide
in: marshall
out: marshall

richmond
in: martin
out: martin

st kilda
in: marshall
out: marshall

sydney
in: stephens
out: stephens

west coast
in: jones
out: jones

western bulldogs
in: jones
out: jones

 

[jdstorm]

Essendon trade
Zach Merrett, Nick Martin, Zac Reid, Nick Bryan, pick 9 and pick 28

To Stkilda for
Jade Gresham

11

Jade Gresham

Age

27

Ht

177cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

and pick 13

 

[eth-dog]

Essendon trade
Zach Merrett, Nick Martin, Zac Reid, Nick Bryan, pick 9 and pick 28

To Stkilda for
Jade Gresham and pick 13

St Kilda. We have to add Peter Wright to the deal

 

[jdstorm]

St Kilda. We have to add Peter Wright to the deal

Nah they’re getting Max King for a 4th rounder since he’s leaving next year anyway

 

[eth-dog]

Nah they’re getting Max King for a 4th rounder since he’s leaving next year anyway

Ben King*

 

[Vindicater]

Massimo and Essendon pick 70 (or future fourth) to Hawthorn
Brockman to West Coast
West Coast future 3rd to Essendon.

 

[sydney_gws]

Hawthorns Trades
Jacob Koschitzke to Richmond for Ben Miller and pick 63
Tyler Brockman and pick 49 to Fremantle for Jye Amiss
Denver Grainger-Barras and Picks 3,30 to Gold Coast for Mabior Chol, Charlie Constable and Pick 4

What about
6,40,55,Haynes for Hawks 2024r1,r2.
Hawks can offer 3,6,29,40 for 1,2024r2

 

[FB19]

18-team mega trade. may need to swap around a few token picks to grease the wheels but the bones are there.

adelaide
in: himmelberg
out: himmelberg

brisbane
in: cameron
out: cameron

carlton
in: mckay
out: mckay

collingwood
in: cameron
out: cameron

essendon
in: martin
out: martin

fremantle
in: brayshaw
out: brayshaw

geelong
in: atkins
out: atkins

gold coast
in: atkins
out: atkins

gws
in: himmelberg
out: himmelberg

hawthorn
in: stephens
out: stephens

melbourne
in: brayshaw
out: brayshaw

north melbourne
in: mckay
out: mckay

port adelaide
in: marshall
out: marshall

richmond
in: martin
out: martin

st kilda
in: marshall
out: marshall

sydney
in: stephens
out: stephens

west coast
in: jones
out: jones

western bulldogs
in: jones
out: jones

That’s superb. Made my day.

 

[FB19]

What about
6,40,55,Haynes for Hawks 2024r1,r2.
Hawks can offer 3,6,29,40 for 1,2024r2

Who says no. Everyone. Including the AFL.

 

[sydney_gws]

Who says no. Everyone. Including the AFL.

Then it's fair. AFL wouldn't say no as hawthorn gets a 2nd rounder, albeit not its own. Thats allowed in the rules.

 

[Mojorisin]

ST.K: Dow
Dogs: Coffield
Port: BZT, Sweet
Ess: Duursma, F4 Hawk
Hawks: D'Ambrosio
Blues: F3 Port

 

[eth-dog]

ST.K: Dow
Dogs: Coffield
Port: BZT, Sweet
Ess: Duursma, F4 Hawk
Hawks: D'Ambrosio
Blues: F3 Port

Eh. I'd be treating them separately

 

[FB19]

Then it's fair. AFL wouldn't say no as hawthorn gets a 2nd rounder, albeit not its own. Thats allowed in the rules.

Sorry a mega trade. Play on then. I would say no as I don’t see it aligning to our needs. Haynes isn’t a need in age or skills we have interceptors and bring in McCabe. Also I’m not keen to trade out of this draft or next I think we have more talent holes to fix and pick 6 doesn’t get us one of the top tier after Reid.

 

[brutus76]

E.McGuire to Channel 7
B.Taylor to Channel 9