List Mgmt. 2023 Trade Thread - Part III

[George]

The embedded resources below are kept up to date by the trade board mods (as much as possible – we are human after all). Enjoy!

Spoiler: 2023 Draft Order

Spoiler: 2024 Draft Order, aka Future Picks

Spoiler: Blue Tick Rumours

Courtesy of Lore

 

[Geezington]

Told my mates fit mum that she looked like his sister, naturally she was flustered and couldn't contain her excitement.

Deal should get done by COB today - the first of our trade period

Does she have a big dump truck like Julia Gillard?

 

[Saintbloke]

Does she have a big dump truck like Julia Gillard?

Pretty poor old chap

 

[George]

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GO Birds

 

[stavro#4]

Cmon Dodo

 

[Hayes4PM]

GO Birds

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

Sometimes I fear we’re slipping into the Michael Slater mould rather than Bevo and might end up with a restraining order and drug habit, but so far this board manages to defy the odds and stay somewhat functional.

There are heaps of functioning drug users / addicts in society...sometimes thinking you can multitask task with drugs and big footy at the same time can lead to interesting reading the next day

 

[George]

You should watch Invincible xx

 

[kernelT]

There are heaps of functioning drug users / addicts in society...sometimes thinking you can multitask task with drugs and big footy at the same time can lead to interesting reading the next day

Shut-up jesus.

 

[George]

There are heaps of functioning drug users / addicts in society...sometimes thinking you can multitask task with drugs and big footy at the same time can lead to interesting reading the next day

Ok Jeremiahwasabullfrog

 

[Hayes4PM]

You should watch Invincible xx

Hmmm tempting, gonna have to watch a trailer and see if MAAAAAHHHHHHHk Wahlberg’s Philly accent is thick enough.

 

[George]

Hmmm tempting, gonna have to watch a trailer and see if MAAAAAHHHHHHHk Wahlberg’s Philly accent is thick enough.

Just watch it you mad campaigner

 

[EddieMurphy]

Hmmm tempting, gonna have to watch a trailer and see if MAAAAAHHHHHHHk Wahlberg’s Philly accent is thick enough.

Funky bunch or Entourage style Wahlberg?

 

[bergholt]

Looks like Dodoro got the intern to go through his salary cap spreadsheet and they found a bunch of errors which mean not only that they can't afford Gresham but they'll actually have to offload Parish and Draper just to get under the cap. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of campaigners.

 

[kernelT]

Looks like Dodoro got the intern to go through his salary cap spreadsheet and they found a bunch of errors which mean not only that they can't afford Gresham but they'll actually have to offload Parish and Draper just to get under the cap. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of campaigners.

Are you having a lend bergs?

 

[BrutThough]

As much as I want that good compo pick, screwing over Essendon and matching would be hilarious.

 

[Hayes4PM]

Funky bunch or Entourage style Wahlberg?

Possibly a controversial take but I gotta go with my boy Dirk Diggler.

(“I’m a star. I’m a big, bright, shining star”)

 

[Coconut_twirl]

Time to find out if other clubs are still interested in jade gresham. Flick Essendon. I'd be happy to keep him and make him a big game player for us. If the whole team had played like he did in the finals, we'd have got a lot further into September.

I want Essendon to get Gresham. Simple, because they are prioritising free agents as opposed to the draft and that can backfire on them. It might work, but they could be overpaying lengthy contracts in B graders that could potentially make their salary cap position tight for the next few years.

If Gresh wants to leave, then it’s best to let him walk and take the appropriate compensation. He is replaceable and it could be best for both parties.

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Christ, it’s slow, even for Trade period. Are we linked with anything else - pick shuffles, toilet shenanigans, anything?

 

[Yawkey way]

As much as I want that good compo pick, screwing over Essendon and matching would be hilarious.

Talk is cheap, let see them.

 

[StFly]

As much as I want that good compo pick, screwing over Essendon and matching would be hilarious.

Dodo and trainee receptionist in a room to hash out details, stall entire trade week, we go off and deal with literally anyone else that is far more fluid in discussions.

Sounds like a win to me.

 

[Joffaboy]

Gres leaves, we match and Gres stays...I couldn't care WTF happens anymore

 

[Hubnester]

Would't mind matching if essendon doesn't pony up. I would rather pay him overs in dollars, than lose him for unders in draft capital.

I haven't heard that there's any bad blood between him and the club so that might be a palatable option for all involved.

 

[SaintTwitch]

Didn't Dodo also go through all this effort to get Dunkley to nominate them a few years ago, only for them not to get the trade done and then for Dunkley to be pissed at them and decide to go to Brisbane in the following trade period? If they lowball Gresh and we match and he stays, that can be another one to add to the record for the greatest winner of the trade period...

 

[D2D3]

As much as I want that good compo pick, screwing over Essendon and matching would be hilarious.

Okay... So we get something actually worth getting or we keep him? Sounds like a plan to me.

Just hurry up and get on with it then

 

[gringo2011]

Would't mind matching if essendon doesn't pony up. I would rather pay him overs in dollars, than lose him for unders in draft capital.

I haven't heard that there's any bad blood between him and the club so that might be a palatable option for all involved.

Exactly. If we want to suck up money now like Shiel and Haynes, pay him most of the money in his contract this year so that in his last year he's on minimum chips.