Autopsy AFL 2021 Round 15 - Port v Swans Sat June 26th 4:35pm EST / 4:05 CST (AO)

[backtozero]

Oh really, do I? Wow!! Thanks for telling me! I didn’t realise!!!!

so I have to like other players sh*t haircuts and moustaches do I?

No but your team contains the most punchable lids on average, just saying.

 

[PhatBoy]

No but your team contains the most punchable lids on average, just saying.

Selwood and Dangerfield I can understand because of the way they play and their personalities or whatever (albeit at least neither of them have some half arsed ‘this is cool because it’s a shit haircut’ haircut). Rohan pisses people off and left his missus so I get that.

hawkins though? He’s basically universally acknowledged as the nicest guy alive off the field and he actually looks totally normal

 

[Handsome_Jack]

I've got time for Tom Hawkins tbf

 

[backtozero]

Selwood and Dangerfield I can understand because of the way they play and their personalities or whatever (albeit at least neither of them have some half arsed ‘this is cool because it’s a sh*t haircut’ haircut). Rohan pisses people off and left his missus so I get that.

hawkins though? He’s basically universally acknowledged as the nicest guy alive off the field and he actually looks totally normal

lol nicest guy alive

 

[PhatBoy]

lol nicest guy alive

What, because he’s from another team, occasionally grabs opponents by the jumper during the middle of a game, it has to be a lie?

Do everything you can to find literally any off field reference to him that has any negative inference whatsoever and see if you can.

and I’ve been told the same by two staffers from other AFL clubs.

 

[backtozero]

What, because he’s from another team, occasionally grabs opponents by the jumper during the middle of a game, it has to be a lie?

Do everything you can to find literally any off field reference to him that has any negative inference whatsoever and see if you can.

and I’ve been told the same by two staffers from other AFL clubs.

I really don't care, he looks like a roided up smug mutant with sunken eyes.

 

[PhatBoy]

I really don't care, he looks like a roided up smug mutant with sunken eyes.

Well when he adds a deliberately bad mullet and moustache to the equation I’ll probably feel the same way

 

[Black Saab]

Why don't you go jump onto the next gameday thread hoping players get injured like usual you loser.

Huh? Hoping players get injured like usual, what the hell are you on about?????

 

[PrisonBars4life]

Huh? Hoping players get injured like usual, what the hell are you on about?????

You're a known entity bud. Lurking around GameDay threads being a flog.

 

[mattpolo8]

came into an autopsy thread for port v swans. got you clowns arguing about whos got the ugliest mug between geelong and port players, and chat around richmond fans being smug.

makes sense.

 

[Kingfish73]

Can enjoy taking the foot off the gas after three golds.

 

[Kingfish73]

Oh really, do I? Wow!! Thanks for telling me! I didn’t realise!!!!

so I have to like other players sh*t haircuts and moustaches do I?

Sensitive boy aren't u

 

[Black Saab]

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Classic episode.

 

[Valentino]

Well when he adds a deliberately bad mullet and moustache to the equation I’ll probably feel the same way

Most of your posts are balanced but you did say Lycet is probably a nice guy then you judged him on his appearance which is fine because it is your opinion.

Then when someone else judges Hawkins on his looks, you attack that person's opinion by saying hawkins is the re-incarnation of Mother Theresa.

Play the ball not the man, you're better that that.

 

[PhatBoy]

Most of your posts are balanced but you did say Lycet is probably a nice guy then you judged him on his appearance which is fine because it is your opinion.

Then when someone else judges Hawkins on his looks, you attack that person's opinion by saying hawkins is the re-incarnation of Mother Theresa.

All I said was lycett’s appearance made me want to punch him in the face - because he added the mullet and moustache. I simply dont see physically what would be the equivalent for Hawkins

 

[Valentino]

All I said was lycett’s appearance made me want to punch him in the face - because he added the mullet and moustache. I simply dont see physically what would be the equivalent for Hawkins

One person's opinion vs another person's opinion.

 

[The Hobo]

Not what I was expecting to read on the last few pages of the Autopsy page!

Who gives a stuff about what they look like, as long as they can kick a footy.

Back to the game - really enjoyed it. Thought it was over umpired both ways early on, lots of soft technical free kicks.

Sydney came in with a plan to nullify Boak and Aliir. The Aliir matchup in particular seemed to surprise Port coaching staff and the backline. It worked a treat. Will be interesting to see how that plays out over the coming weeks and whether other coaches try the same/similar. Clurey back next week should help with that though.

It was clear that all over the ground, Sydney had a plan, and executed it really well. Extremely impressive.

Port really struggled to get their offensive game going - had patches here and there.

Extremely relieved to get the win - Buddy has a tendency to win games off his own boot against us in the last.

 

[The Hobo]

Tripping himself over

Not quite. Their legs clashed, which pushed Charlies legs into each other - happens often in soccer where it looks like they've tripped over themselves, but if you look higher up on the leg, you'll see the clash earlier which "misaligns" his running stride.

 

[Antzzz]

Not quite. Their legs clashed, which pushed Charlies legs into each other - happens often in soccer where it looks like they've tripped over themselves, but if you look higher up on the leg, you'll see the clash earlier which "misaligns" his running stride.

I only had a quick look at it .. you could be right