Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 16 - Cats v Bombers Sat June 29th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[Call Me Cake]

It's the best form guide we have so far.

Dees not in the 8 now and Port, Suns neither and just a few weeks ago you were counting them to your "record". What a farce.

The fact that you have a lousy record against top 8 sides, means that you can't compete against your closest competitors. Carlton 2002 is nothing like Carlton this year, it's about as relevant as referring to Essendon '23 when you're clearly better this year. Citing something from 2 years ago is more dumb than referencing actual form.

We accounted for teams lower that you couldn't. We also didn't lose to Collingwood. That matters to form just as much as "week to week" teams in the 8 which changes. Beat GWS, Dogs, drew with the Pies. You haven't played/beat two of those teams. Melbourne were clearly out of it then and not in the 8 now.

You blew your load so early in 2022 and learned nothing. You are the king of using "mid-year" analytics as certain calls. You are the biggest clown and deserve every bit of karma that can come your way.

 

[Jimthegreat]

Post your score against Adelaide and Collingwood.

We didn't lose to those teams.

Beat GWS, beat Dogs (in the 8).

How'd you go beating a Brisbane side on it's knees?

Karma is real. Don't forget.

We beat Essendon. You're side is piss-weak.

 

[Call Me Cake]

We beat Essendon. You're side is piss-weak.

 

[kaiserchief13]

Obvious the message didn't get through needs to get even tougher i would send them to a boot camp and no off season footy trip they will be on stirict traning regime during their holidays

Yeah I'm sure AFLPA will sign off on that for 1 team.

 

[Bunnings]

Bombers would be disappointed

Not sure it changes much for the cats, they had some hard lessons against the two best sides over last fortnight, and there is a gigantic gap we won’t be making up.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Kayo now blaming the turning point being a free kick. Yeah really explains a 10-2 goal differential

 

[Thrawn]

We accounted for teams lower that you couldn't. We also didn't lose to Collingwood. That matters to form just as much as "week to week" teams in the 8 which changes. Beat GWS, Dogs, drew with the Pies. You haven't played two of those teams. Melbourne were clearly out of it.

You blew your load so early in 2022 and learned nothing. You are the king of using "mid-year" analytics as certain calls. You are the biggest clown and deserve every bit of karma that can come your way.

Mate, you have a losing record vs sides who are competing for your spot in the 8. We also beat you a couple of weeks ago.

What are you actually hanging your hat on here? You were embarrassed vs Geelong, which puts that losing record into perspective.

PS. We played GWS already and beat them when they were in much better form. If you're going to criticise me for being a "mid-year" king, at least get your facts right.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

The fans should be booing at the team not the umpires if i was at the game tonight i would have been hurling all sorts of things to the players down the race

That was a disgraceful second half

 

[Jackington]

It's most unfortunate, but Geelong are making a habit of 10 goal defeats and this will be another one. Bombers by 64 points.

JackFlash you’re on the money again. Hang on I’m being handed a note.

Turns out you were more than 100 points off the correct margin.

 

[Call Me Cake]

Mate, you have a losing record vs sides who are competing for your spot in the 8. We also beat you a couple of weeks ago.

What are you actually hanging your hat on here? You were embarrassed vs Geelong, which puts that losing record into perspective.

PS. We played GWS already and beat them when they were in much better form. If you're going to criticise me for being a "mid-year" king, at least get your facts right.

Lmao just a few weeks ago you were using this weekly edition of "v top 8" crap by counting Melbourne, Port and Suns. Now they're in the bottom 10. You are a literal "temporary analyst". You learned absolutely NOTHING from 2022.

Drew with Pies, you lost to them.
Beat Adelaide, you lost to them.
Smashed Doggies, who are in the 8 now, you didn't play them nor wouldn't have used them in your "v top 8" a few weeks ago.
Beat GWS.

You notched a win against a Brisbane side that couldn't stand up. You were absolutely pummelled by Sydney whereas we pushed them to junk time.

You touted the Port win as a sign, now they're in the bottom 10.

You are the ultimate "mid-year"/week-to-week king. What a clown.

 

[Thrawn]

Lmao just a few weeks ago you were using this "v top 8" crap by counting Melbourne, Port and Suns. Now they're in the bottom 10. You are a literal "temporary analyst". You learned absolutely NOTHING from 2022. This just proves your analyis means nothing.

Drew with Pies, you lost to them.
Beat Adelaide, you lost to them.
Smashed Doggies, who are in the 8 now, you didn't play them nor wouldn't have used them in your "v top 8" a few weeks ago.
Beat GWS.

You notched a win against a Brisbane side that couldn't stand up. Smashed by Sydney.

You touted the Port win as a sign, now they're in the bottom 10. You are a farce.

You are the ultimate "mid-year" king.

You learned nothing. Let it be known how early you're going and don't forget it.

If you're going to cite losses vs teams outside the top 8, you lost to Port by a lot:

Absolutely nothing to brag about here.

 

[Jimthegreat]

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That's all you've got isn't it. We Won 7 of those 10 with huge injuries. That is a great record at any time. You expect us to win all 10? Included is Essendon but that was never going to be in doubt. We still sit 2nd after all that. Imagine if you have our run, you'd be down with West Coast. That's because your side is piss-weak.

Were you born when Essendon last won a final?....hahahahahahahaha. What does it feel like to support a piss-weak side when the pressure's on. You have nothing. Give it up. Having fun laughing you out of existence.

 

[Call Me Cake]

If you're going to cite losses vs teams outside the top 8, you lost to Port by a lot:
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Absolutely nothing to brag about here.

And a few weeks ago you were using the Port win as a "form guide". You are clueless. And btw, Sydney were the form side in the comp and we pushed them, you were absolutely and comprehensively thrashed by them. They made you guys look like ragdolls.

You are the ultimate week-to-week mid-year clown. This is one of the closest seasons ever and you're out here using an ever changing top 8 as a "form guide". Learned nothing from 2022.

 

[Thrawn]

That's all you've got isn't it. We Won 7 of those 10 with huge injuries. That is a great record at any time. You expect us to win all 10? Included is Essendon but that was never going to be in doubt. We still sit 2nd after all that. Imagine if you have our run, you'd be down with West Coast. That's because your side is piss-weak.

Were you born when Essendon last won a final?....hahahahahahahaha. What does it feel like to support a piss-weak side when the pressure's on. You have nothing. Give it up. Having fun laughing you out of existence.

Cake thought we didn't play GWS, doesn't even know who we've actually played. He's like the Biden of Essendon supporters on BF.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Legit question re: one arm free HTB.

Is there any where in the rule book or new interpretation that says the Ridley tackle was a free?

I was under the impression arms pinned and no prior was just a quicker whistle

One arm wasn't pinned, and he made no attempt to kick it, pretty sure that's how you would explain that one.

Touhy copped a similar one later.

 

[Thrawn]

And a few weeks ago you were using the Port win as a "form guide". You are clueless. And btw, Sydney were the form side in the comp and we pushed them, you were absolutely and comprehensively thrashed by them. They made you guys look like ragdolls.

You are the ultimate week-to-week mid-year clown. This is one of the closest seasons ever and you're out here using an ever changing top 8 as a "form guide". Learned nothing from 2022.

What are people here for discussing footy if there's no such thing as a form guide, then? There clearly is.

So games vs Port don't count, but Adelaide do?

Gotcha.

You "pushed" them alright, to a 30 point loss.

You didn't even realise we already played GWS earlier in the year. You're the Biden of this thread.

 

[Call Me Cake]

Cake thought we didn't play GWS, doesn't even know who we've actually played. He's like the Biden of Essendon supporters on BF.

I named three and said "haven't beat/played two of those, aka, Pies/Dogs". Learn to read.

Fact of the matter is you're out here using weekly top 8 "form guides" of teams that end up dropping out. Lmao. What a clown.

* most of that 30 point margin from the Swans against us came in the last 6 minutes. You were ragdolls by them to a 10 goal loss.

 

[Red Bull]

The fans should be booing at the team not the umpires if i was at the game tonight i would have been hurling all sorts of things to the players down the race

That was a disgraceful second half

But they were pretty good last week under the roof against West Coast weren’t they …

 

[Thrawn]

I named three and said "haven't beat/played two of those, aka, Pies/Dogs". Learn to read.

Fact of the matter is you're out here using weekly top 8 "form guides" of teams that end up dropping out. Lmao. What a clown.

Carlton are a much better side than you, with a better record against teams competing for top 8 spots. Sorry that reality makes you a saltmine.

 

[Blues90]

I knew this would be full of carlton supporters.. relax my friends still a long season and we could shit the bed

 

[Call Me Cake]

What are people here for discussing footy if there's no such thing as a form guide, then? There clearly is.

So games vs Port don't count, but Adelaide do?

Gotcha.

You "pushed" them alright, to a 30 point loss.

You didn't even realise we already played GWS earlier in the year. You're the Biden of this thread.

There is more to an analysis than just saying "Melbourne now in top 8, we beat, mean we good", fast forward, they're in the bottom 10. Lmao. Love how you "brush" that aside. You're a clown.

And like I said,

I named three and said "haven't beat/played two of those, aka, Pies/Dogs". Learn to read.

We conceded 3 goals in junk time V Sydney. You were ragdolled to a 10 goal loss. Lmao. But that ain't a form guide, right? Right?

You are a biased, early-load blowing clown. A literal clown.

 

[Thrawn]

There is more to an analysis than just saying "Melbourne now in top 8, we beat, mean we good", fast forward, they're in the bottom 10. Lmao. Love how you "brush" that aside. You're a clown.

And like I said,

I named three and said "haven't beat/played two of those, aka, Pies/Dogs". Learn to read.

We conceded 3 goals in junk time V Sydney. You were ragdolled to a 10 goal loss. Lmao. But that ain't a form guide, right? Right?

You are a biased, early-load blowing clown. A literal clown.

So Sydney have beaten up most sides at the SCG. So what?

That doesn't mean you're a better side than us, lol.

 

[Frank Thring]

How did the Geriatric and $1.4M dollar man go tonight?

 

[Call Me Cake]

Carlton are a much better side than you, with a better record against teams competing for top 8 spots. Sorry that reality makes you a saltmine.

What hurts your balls is me turning your weekly "v top 8" BS on it's head by bringing up 3 teams that fell to the bottom 10 of which you used as "evidence" for the Blues just weeks ago and by bringing up lower teams you lost to but we didn't.

What hurts you is me reminding you that the Blues are not strangers to a mid-year/half year discrepancy.

Seeya later clown (P.S ragdolled by Sydney).

 

[Romeoh1]

Bombers looked a bit flat. Cats played their best footy for a couple on months. Nice to have a win.