Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 4 - Port v Bombers Fri April 5th 8:10pm AEDT (AO)

[Foucault1989]

Essendon are so slow. Everything they do.. looking like a bunch of old men. Tackling is the worst.. They don't grab their opponent, they just kind of stumble on them.. bizarre

They're the definition of a mid team. Absolutely nothing special. Wedged in the 9 - 14 block of the ladder.

 

[Kappa]

Roo getting excited by the 3 some tonight

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

What’s Harry Jones good at? Apart from taking a spot on an AFL list?

Flopping around like an untrained seal.

 

[giggler99]

Kenny edging Essendon. He's a maestro. Stuff headphones, Kenny doesn't need to talk to nerd coaches. He connects with the players. He calms them. They feed off his energy.

telepathic coaching, what a man

 

[nipst@r]

Essendon are so slow. Everything they do.. looking like a bunch of old men. Tackling is the worst.. They don't grab their opponent, they just kind of stumble on them.. bizarre

We like players with apprehension. Thank dodo.

No coincidence that this year's draftees seem to have a bit more natural competitiveness and dodo slightly stepped away from the recruiting.

 

[longdonkey]

Up by 35 points - throw out the anchors - DEPLOY THE HINKLEY HANDBRAKE.

 

[WindyHillZephyr]

Did anyone spot rioli high bump on Laverde in marking contest?

 

[matty lloyd the champ]

Someone explain to me why AFL coaches are so stubborn and continually refuse to tag? Rozee has 20 touches, 3 goals to the half and Brad Scott won't put anyone to mind him.

 

[Jamurp]

Oh Essendon are shit again this season?

Get the tape ready for next year too, diabolical club.

 

[nipst@r]

Expected a 4-5 goal loss, looks headed for a big blow put but if we can at least make the 2nd half interesting will be a good result.

Who can spark the bombers apart from stringer?

Good opportunity for a young player to dig in and make it a bit more competitive

 

[mick500]

Essendon crows and north should merge. We'll take Clarkson as coach and sack the other 2 knoblets. Although we do need someone to be a player liaison other than Clarkson. Don't need that shit coming back to bite us in the ass.

 

[Jibroni]

Oh Essendon are s**t again this season?

Get the tape ready for next year too, diabolical club.

21st next year too, its a pity we had to let them win in 2004.

 

[Joffaboy]

Expected a 4-5 goal loss, looks headed for a big blow put but if we can at least make the 2nd half interesting will be a good result.

Who can spark the bombers apart from stringer?

Good opportunity for a young player to dig in and make it a bit more competitive

Didn't you recruitGresham on huge $$$ to spark you.
2 goals in 7 minutes then unsighted. You need more from him for the money he cost you.

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[mrmonkey]

Essendon crows and north should merge. We'll take Clarkson as coach and sack the other 2 knoblets. Although we do need someone to be a player liaison other than Clarkson. Don't need that s**t coming back to bite us in the ass.

Change your name to Norwood

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

JHF oof!!

 

[matty lloyd the champ]

Didn't you recruitGresham on huge $$$ to spark you.
2 goals in 7 minutes then unsighted. You need more from him for the money he cost you.

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So if he ends up doubling his input, he'll have 4 goals for the game?

Essendon are diabolical but you just sound sour.

 

[Stax on the mill]

Ken has certainly got Port humming along nicely. His vast experience and know how will be invaluable come finals time. Big chance to go all the way.

 

[mick500]

Have Essendon even came back out. Talk about bruise free footy.

 

[largebus]

If port fwd line could take a mark this game would be over

 

[Bulldog1954]

I know he dropped a sitter, but Georgiades out bodied Cox so easily.

 

[mrmonkey]

Crocodile hands georgiades

 

[Foucault1989]

There is not a softer team than essendon

 

[Joffaboy]

So if he ends up doubling his input, he'll have 4 goals for the game?

Essendon are diabolical but you just sound sour.

Nah, he is not a bad player, not worth 900k a year. He is not a match winner. Seen him kick 5 goals in 7 goal losses numerous times.
Gresham is no better or worse than at the Saints. Enjoy

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[HTPunter]

Port walking the quietly tough walk. No talk needed.

 

[mick500]

Essendon are looking so weak.