Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 9 - Blues v Demons Thurs May 9th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[MarcusP2]

How do you screw that up Dees?

 

[NeutralFan]

Truth is most people will say their team has a better backline than forward line. Modern game unfortunately

 

[DamoESP]

And even in that game they had to get the umpires to cheat for them to get them over the line

Come on, it’s been 5 weeks, when are you going to start charging us rent?

 

[Snarls Barkley]

BT needs to ease up on the sensationalism

 

[joe456]

How on earth did we make Petty look like Carey last week? Back to his usual performance of 0 possessions in a half again tonight.

I can hear Melbourne fans preparing their usual "games in days" excuses already, despite having a three day advantage last week.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I absolutely hate how HTB is being adjudicated this year

On top of not paying it basically they're also very slow with the whistle.

 

[MagpieTez]

Free kicks

Carlton 12
Melbourne 3

How is that even possible?

It’s a Carlton game it happens most weeks.

 

[Spirit Level]

Come on, it’s been 5 weeks, when are you going to start charging us rent?

I'm directly referencing someones post you imbecile

 

[VinnieB]

Blues will probably lose it from here.

 

[OniAu]

Free kicks

Carlton 12
Melbourne 3

How is that even possible?

One team second to the ball
One team sloppy with physical contact
One team undisciplined

Are you saying the free kicks should be even in every game ?

Its a wet weather game

 

[danster168]

In general play Melbourne are playing 10x as bad as last week. Their conversion from limited shots is actually good so far tonight.

But this game is showing their standard against a good side that turns up, I reckon.

Carlton haven't been good. the balls just bouncing their way. and the umps bailing them out at every time we have momentum.

May owning Curnow like usual.

 

[Stax on the mill]

Free kicks

Carlton 12
Melbourne 3

How is that even possible?

That’s Richmond level of undisciplined.

 

[Rod Stroker]

BF servers will explode if Carlton somehow manage to lose this from here

 

[beema limapep]

Where have you been all year?

I'm a time traveller from 2016. How many more flags did Carlton win than other teams in the last 7 years?

 

[YeoShuey]

BT: “Can Carlton get them in the counterattack?”

When in possession of the ball, close to the middle of the ground, with 2 seconds left on the clock.

 

[danster168]

One team second to the ball
One team sloppy with physical contact
One team undisciplined

Are you saying the free kicks should be even in every game ?

Its a wet weather game

Nah the Durdin high free kick was terrible.

How about the non free to Rivers?

The non free for holding the ball on Walsh?

The not 15m distance mark to Turner?

Pathetic umpiring.

 

[beema limapep]

That’s Richmond like.

It's almost beyond Richmond like. (Almost).

 

[Mr Meow]

Carlton haven't been good. the balls just bouncing their way. and the umps bailing them out at every time we have momentum.

May owning Curnow like usual.

Sounds like a Chris Scott quote, but a more extreme version.

Followed by the salty umpire whinge.

 

[Kobe Gryant]

Game over.

I'm switching over to the Premier League Darts

That's the league with that teenager who looks like he's on his 3rd divorce right?

 

[Tiges1229]

No lube for demons

 

[DamoESP]

I'm directly referencing someones post you imbecile

The clearly indicated it was a joke, champ.

 

[OniAu]

Nah the Durdin high free kick was terrible.

How about the non free to Rivers?

The non free for holding the ball on Walsh?

The not 15m distance mark to Turner?

Pathetic umpiring.

I didnt see any of those at all

 

[GamerKnight]

Cerra is s**t

Depends on the game

 

[Chief]

has he been playing? I haven't noticed him.

Watching the game through the gaps between your fingers?

 

[Membling]

BT: “Can Carlton get them in the counterattack?”

When in possession of the ball, close to the middle of the ground, with 2 seconds left on the clock.

Personal favourite was the tennis reference.