Autopsy Afl 2025 Round 2 - Blues v Hawks Thurs March 20th 7:30pm AEDT (MCG)

[DrEvil_]

Curnow wasn't ready clearly. Shouldn't have been rushed back.

 

[HumanMeatball]

Sam Walsh the most underwhelming lock number 1 pick maybe ever

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He might’ve thought it was a final

You're a flog. Imagine ripping into a bloke coming off 3 surgeries in the off season.

 

[boncer34]

Umps squared up the ledger in this last 5 minutes, as usual.

10 minutes to go it was 27 - 16 Hawthorn's way.

Ended up 28 - 24. A third of Carltons free kicks came in the last 10 minutes.

Before any Hawkies melt down I'm not commenting on overall umpire quality because I didn't pay enough attention, but statistically that's unreal.

 

[Bostonian]

Nick Haynes has been a great pickup

Symptomatic of the deadshits that are the football department. Clueless muppets.

 

[ptrg]

The new bit needed fertilizer on it and it's made it slippery.

It's not just slippery - it's completely detatching from the soil.
So manly layers slipped over because the turf completely gave way under their feet.

Saad took a huge stack on the back pocket near the end there when the turf completely broke away. Grabbed his hammy straight after

 

[Dewyyyyy]

Talking about umpiring is laughable again.

High pressure game causes more paid. Especially when it was wet.

220+ pressure rating for Hawthorn over the game is insane.

Handled it better and the class of the two teams was the difference, Hawthorn cut Carlton to pieces on the outside and forced hack kicks forward even with the inside edge of Carlton.

 

[Reign Man]

I said IF

it was such a dumb call, im sorry but no

 

[Delisted]

Yeah might need a replacement for Stevic next year

You guys shoulda took Carlton’s pick ya silly miserable banana.

 

[LuckyBounce!]

Cripps smiling with the Hawks players.

0-2 and his coaches neck in a noose.

What a leader.

That pisses me off too when the losses don’t seem to hurt as much as they should.

 

[Randomizor]

The world will have ended by then lol

Would be cool to be the winners of the first grand final played on Mars

 

[Mr Meow]

Youve got a weird obsession with will day. Did he steal your girlfriend?

He picked him up in SuperCoach or something I believe. Danster gets infuriated at his underperformers.

 

[bzparkes]

You're a flog. Imagine ripping into a bloke coming off 3 surgeries in the off season.

To be fair, he should never have played. Way too underdone.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Walsh and Cripps delivered a couple of great punchlines but Haynes once again the king of comedy. Well done bluesers. Love your work.

 

[Mr MysteryGuest]

Sam Walsh the most underwhelming lock number 1 pick maybe ever

You should have another look at the history of the draft

 

[Reign Man]

Talking about umpiring is laughable again.

High pressure game causes more paid. Especially when it was wet.

220+ pressure rating for Hawthorn over the game is insane.

Handled it better and the class of the two teams was the difference, Hawthorn cut Carlton to pieces on the outside and forced hack kicks forward even with the inside edge of Carlton.

If you talk about umpiring then you identify yourself immediately as an idiot, moron or child.

 

[Coasters7]

You guys shoulda took Carlton’s pick ya silly miserable banana.

9-0 free kick run after 3QT. Explain that one?

 

[bzparkes]

10 minutes to go it was 27 - 16 Hawthorn's way.

Ended up 28 - 24. A third of Carltons free kicks came in the last 10 minutes.

Before any Hawkies melt down I'm not commenting on overall umpire quality because I didn't pay enough attention, but statistically that's unreal.

They absolutely know the free kick count and want to 'square' it up when the game's mostly over. Happens all the time.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

You're a flog. Imagine ripping into a bloke coming off 3 surgeries in the off season.

That’s standard for Charlie

 

[Roobs321]

Carlton are 2-9 since they were a game clear in second (beating North and Eagles)

 

[Madas]

Well done Hawthorn
Clearly the better team

Good footy to watch

 

[OniAu]

Are you saying Weitering and Curnow are overpaid lmao>?

For a lopsided list , heavily invested in their top 6 players , theres about two that dont look insipid.

 

[Cripps 'n' Blue Bloods]

That was far too easy, Carlton just don't have the energy to compete.

Defensive structure is up the creek. Was a strong point a couple years ago. Now we constantly get caught out of position on the turnover, so we're chasing tail way too much, which tires the players.
IMO we're playing too many guys out of position and making bad calls on team selection and sub.
Don't know who's responsible for all that, but it's gone on for far too long.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

To be fair, he should never have played. Way too underdone.

Irrelevant

 

[HumanMeatball]

You should have another look at the history of the draft

nah some years the 1st picks debatable. He was a lock a year out