Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarksons.

[Ashley B]

look before we go any further can everyone please remember that its Alastair not Alistair

two a's, one i, people

Or Alastair’s if he doesn’t come across

 

[Dan]

Literally nothing I said was about inside sources.

Go back to your weird culture war.

No need to back pedal.

 

[AnEmptyChair]

When he is standing on the dais holding up the cup I am going to write some truly unfathomably horrific screeds to Purple on Twitter, once I'm done with my six day bender at Arden Street

Just like really abhorrent, hurtful things. The kind of things you'd shudder even thinking about saying within earshot of your Nan

wish i could join you but he already blocked me because i called him an unethical campaigner during aftermath of Rhys Shaw's resignation

 

[AnEmptyChair]

Or Alastair’s if he doesn’t come across

Alastairs*

 

[King Corey]

When he is standing on the dais holding up the cup I am going to write some truly unfathomably horrific screeds to Purple on Twitter, once I'm done with my six day bender at Arden Street

Just like really abhorrent, hurtful things. The kind of things you'd shudder even thinking about saying within earshot of your Nan

That's cold. I've seen the stuff you wrote to the cattle to let them know who's boss.

 

[ferball]

Uh oh.

That looks like the trigger to trot this one out again.

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2070 - Trade Period - Ladies and Gentlemen the wait is over - we present your new Shinboner - Josh "It's Happening.gif" Kelly.

Or Clarko in 30 years.

 

[Sillygit]

 

[King Corey]

Hang on is this the afterlife?

 

[Sillygit]

Hang on is this the afterlife?

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

Or Alastair’s if he doesn’t come across

No "if" please......

Stay true to the fact it might it's happening and don't use that stupid GIF to jinx us and we'll be fine

Let's get it done!

 

[giantroo]

 

[Cyber_punk]

Just on 7 a headline they will have an "exclusive" on a "Giant bid for Clarkson"

I take that as GWS probably upping their offer.

 

[Ligma]

If we get Clarko I’ll start an OnlyFans

 

[Roo202]

look before we go any further can everyone please remember that its Alastair not Alistair

two a's, one i, people

That's very Nobel of you to make sure a potential coach's name is spelled correctly....

 

[Shermanator]

Just on 7 a headline they will have an "exclusive" on a "Giant bid for Clarkson"

I take that as GWS probably upping their offer.

 

[Roo202]

If we get Clarko I’ll start an OnlyFans

Someone should let Ponting know, he'll want to add it to his presentation to him, might get him over the line!

 

[Ligma]

Someone should let Ponting know, he'll want to add it to his presentation to him, might get him over the line!

Ponting is a dilf, instead he can be my first collab

 

[shimaburnsgrieg]

9 news also saying they have an 'exclusive' on Clarko and his coaching ambitions.

 

[King Corey]

My oh my this place could go in 2 very different directions all depending on what one feisty fella from Jacana decides to do.

 

[cznsnowy91]

 

[shimaburnsgrieg]

Seminal moment for the club.

 

[big_e]

Just on 7 a headline they will have an "exclusive" on a "Giant bid for Clarkson"

I take that as GWS probably upping their offer.

9 news also saying they have an 'exclusive' on Clarko and his coaching ambitions.

If both of them have the same information, it's not an exclusive.

And if they have different information, one of them is wrong.

Welcome to journalism, circa 2022.

 

[Frank Thring]

Look at all you idiots buying into another letdown. When will you all learn?

Not me, not this time. Old Franky boy here has already resigned to the fact Clarko is GWS bound. I'm just going to keep reading you fools on here with all your excitement and joy and hope and just laugh in you face.

 

[Lomas]

you can calll meee Al

Damn you!

 

[Disco Dew]

Look at all you idiots buying into another letdown. When will you all learn?

Not me, not this time. Old Franky boy here has already resigned to the fact Clarko is GWS bound. I'm just going to keep reading you fools on here with all your excitement and joy and hope and just laugh in you face.