Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarksons.

[William Caresser]

From her alt account, "Teflon Dean"?

Digression - where is The Other Dean?

 

[Massive Unit]

I genuinely believe we will land Clarko.

Imagine this end of year situation after a dismal year.

1. Clarko announced as new head coach.
2. Cunners healthy and a 1s game.
3. Comben to get a game and show his talent.
4. Beat Gold Coast in front of home crowd.

If all those three happen it would be such a great way to end the season on a high note.

I hate to be THAT guy, but isn't that FOUR?

 

[rickety]

Can see the headlines re Yze to GWS already, "We were really only ever interested in Adam, but wanted to give Alistair a fair hearing"

And on the other paper when we announce Clarko … “AFL’s worst kept secret, AC to North”

 

[Harris 10]

I genuinely believe we will land Clarko.

Imagine this end of year situation after a dismal year.

1. Clarko announced as new head coach.
2. Cunners healthy and a 1s game.
3. Comben to get a game and show his talent.
4. Beat Gold Coast in front of home crowd.

If all those three happen it would be such a great way to end the season on a high note.

You forgot priority picks.

 

[rickety]

Digression - where is The Other Dean?

Might be having a name rethink as he might have to change to The Only Dean

 

[Woolly Mammoth]

If we pull this off, there should be a Movie about this whole saga.

The Club part 2: Wrath of Clarko

 

[The Dingrel]

We'll still have schitzel to discuss in all it's forms.

Are you talking about Sheezel or the crumbed chicken with ham, tomato sauce, and cheese?

 

[Lomas]

Are you talking about Sheezel or the crumbed chicken with ham, tomato sauce, and cheese?

Shirley they mean the based crumbed cut of veal or chicken, not the fixings?

 

[Dan]

I’m gonna give David Swallow

24

David Swallow

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.2

5star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

7.3

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

4.6

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

19.4

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.0

5star

CL

4.4

5star

’s agent a call to see if he’s interested in coming to play at North next year.

However, the fact that his brother Andrew no longer plays for the club might hinder us.

 

[Roosurgence]

Nailed it. Was even going to post that meme

This thread has given me a GIF addiction.

Once it’s gone I’m not sure I can go cold turkey LOL

 

[Massive Unit]

This thread has given me a GIF addiction.

Once it’s gone I’m not sure I can go cold turkey LOL

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

You forgot priority picks.

Great point.

I'll edit accordingly.

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

I hate to be THAT guy, but isn't that FOUR?

LOL.

Yes apparently is was. It is now 5 in fact ; )

 

[Bluish]

I genuinely believe we will land Clarko.

Imagine this end of year situation after a dismal year.

1. Clarko announced as new head coach.
2. Cunners healthy and a 1s game.
3. Comben to get a game and show his talent.
4. Beat Gold Coast in front of home crowd.
5. Given priority pick/s to use.

If all those three happen it would be such a great way to end the season on a high note.

Number four would most likely mean avoiding the wooden spoon as well. Which despite the draft implications, would in my mind no doubt be a positive as well. Back to back spoons is a degree of shitness I don’t want associated with the club at all.

 

[Wild Bill]

I jumped at $2.75 Yze now into $1.90

When sportbet wounded Clako into $1.50 Neds still had him at $3.50 so I jumped on then.

Still - im not getting too excited before I see it announced and him wearing a Roo top.

 

[Jonnoo]

Great point.

I'll edit accordingly.

Plus: 6. JHF signs on for 6 years with triggers for years 7-10

 

[Massive Unit]

Plus: 6. JHF signs on for 6 years with triggers for years 7-10

Add: 7. Cam Z signs on for 4 years

 

[Cool Kangas]

I swore I wasn’t going to get my hopes up on this one after all the misses we’ve had before but yet here I am. *******!!!!

 

[NarniMagic]

If someone could edit this with photos of clarko covering up the sign would be amazing...

 

[Friday Night Lights]

Might be having a name rethink as he might have to change to The Only Dean

 

[Samsquanch]

Are you talking about Sheezel or the crumbed chicken with ham, tomato sauce, and cheese?

You have to start somewhere.

Shirley they mean the based crumbed cut of veal or chicken, not the fixings?

Well there are your basic schnitzels, the gravy version, the schnitti burger, the veal, the pork and the chicken version, the inclusion or exclusion of ham in the parma, the style of tomato sauce and the variety of cheese. Then there's the decision of salad or veggies to accompany it, chips or wedges and do you squeeze on some lemon juice?

This thread has so much joy to give yet.

 

[Disco Dew]

Well there are your basic schnitzels, the gravy version, the schnitti burger, the veal, the pork and the chicken version, the inclusion or exclusion of ham in the parma, the style of tomato sauce and the variety of cheese. Then there's the decision of salad or veggies to accompany it, chips or wedges and do you squeeze on some lemon juice?

This thread has so much joy to give yet.

You are the bubba of schnittis

 

[blackshadow]

You have to start somewhere.

Well there are your basic schnitzels, the gravy version, the schnitti burger, the veal, the pork and the chicken version, the inclusion or exclusion of ham in the parma, the style of tomato sauce and the variety of cheese. Then there's the decision of salad or veggies to accompany it, chips or wedges and do you squeeze on some lemon juice?

This thread has so much joy to give yet.

We haven't even ventured into the realm of...

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[Samsquanch]

We haven't even ventured into the realm of...

Topless Bar Melbourne - Entertainment Venue | Schnitzel 'n Tits

Schnitz n **** is a great Friday night in Melbourne for you and your mates. Topless Girls, Burlesque/strip tease Performers, Jelly Wrestling, Booze & tasty Chicken & Veg Schnitzel dinners.

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"The best breasts in town"

Is the food any good?

And there's no way I'm touching Ligma's BBL (Bacon, Beetroot and Lettuce) schnitties.

 

[apollo_creed]

1.20 now