Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarksons.

[Le Grille]

Because we haven’t finalized a lot of the details including football staff and coaches - Clarko isn’t going to finalize until he gets what he wants - I’ve been pretty clear on that all the way. It’s not rocket science.

*rocket surgery I think you’ll find

 

[The Nostradamus]

All getting a bit convoluted. Done deal but we're mincing around for another couple of weeks risking player attrition to maximise a dead rubber home game attendance?

the dead rubber will be maximised by cunners return
spread the good news out

this week announce clarko
next week announce cunners return afl game

 

[Psicosis]

Desperate for ITK

Desperately interrogates and tries to pick holes in ITK postings

Repeat

 

[Samsquanch]

It’s Boomer, he is kingy

This is the masked singer all over again.



It's got me guessing. I reckon it's.........




...can't say. I signed a confidentiality agreement.

 

[Engimal v3]

This is the masked singer all over again.

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It's got me guessing. I reckon it's.........




...can't say. I signed a confidentiality agreement.

What the **** is Hughesy wearing?

 

[BigRedRoo]

Got to be better than the current coaching panel.

 

[Agenda 21]

Maybe Clarko was there, watching his old Buddy.

 

[CarnTheKANGAS]

*rocket surgery I think you’ll find

I go with and prefer rocket science..

Hmmm

Parma vs parmi mkII?

 

[Lomas]

What the * is Hughesy wearing?

Pauly Shore's prom suit.

 

[Le Grille]

I go with and prefer rocket science..

Hmmm

Parma vs parmi mkII?

I still like parmoir but that’s the Frenchman in me

 

[Le Grille]

Pauly Shore's prom suit.

A poor man’s Pauly shore is an apt description of hughes

 

[Samsquanch]

What the * is Hughesy wearing?

The 1980s Hughsey would hate the 2020s Hughsey.

 

[Le Grille]

Maybe Clarko was there, watching his old Buddy.

Or his new buddy

 

[Frank Thring]

Ok I just received this text message -

Done deal. Past player from 96 reunion has told a few people.

I don’t know which player nor do I have any info on timelines but the source is very strong.

Done deal or confident he'll sign?

STOP I CANNOT KEEP CHANGING MY KNICKERS EVERY TIME I READ THIS THREAD

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[1975]

Whilst I don't think KI34 has been lying at any point, it all feels flimsier the longer it goes.

In this day and age people interview remotely 99% of the time let alone ever fly interstate to reiterate a previously issued 'no'.

(Yeh yeh but Clarko was up there poaching people for us)

I'm a sucker and will cling to the intel on here but man it'd be nice to break through soon!

Why wouldn’t you pop on a plane it’s not like there’s a pandemic or anything.

 

[Frank Thring]

Whilst I don't think KI34 has been lying at any point, it all feels flimsier the longer it goes.

In this day and age people interview remotely 99% of the time let alone ever fly interstate to reiterate a previously issued 'no'.

(Yeh yeh but Clarko was up there poaching people for us)

I'm a sucker and will cling to the intel on here but man it'd be nice to break through soon!

Come back to my side mate. Better for your health.

 

[Frank Thring]

Why wouldn’t you pop on a plane it’s not like there’s a pandemic or anything.

To say no a second time, really? He was at the GWS game too wasn't he?

 

[Sillygit]

Come back to my side mate. Better for your health.

Seems kinda lonely on your side

 

[Frank Thring]

What the * is Hughesy wearing?

He's trying to turn into a sophisticated knob. I call it the Rob Sitch effect.

 

[Tiberius]

The 1980s Hughsey would hate the 2020s Hughsey.

I remember many years ago hearing Hughesy doing a spot on radio and thinking he was pretty funny. It was mostly about being stoned and unemployed from memory. People talk about going to rehab, quitting drinking and getting their life in order, but in David's case the reverse seems to be true. Modern Hughesy is abhorrent.

 

[Frank Thring]

Seems kinda lonely on your side

Live and learn

 

[Footywizard]

100% correct - except he’s verbally said yes and tying up the loose ends.

It rather strange you're the only one in Australia who's heard about a verbal yes. We're you in the room?

 

[shinboner magic]

How does a small club like ours instil so much fear in opp fans and media alike.

I want us to bitch slap this league for the next decade and have success like the Boston Celtics of the 60s did.

**** em all

 

[NorthMelbourne4eva]

Nearly done, too much out in Nth land to think it’s not going to happen.

 

[1975]

To say no a second time, really? He was at the GWS game too wasn't he?

It’s the level of detail in some parts and lack of it in in other that I find amusing.