Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarksons.

[Gasometer]

No wonder you’ve been missing kicking off the game day threads mate!!! We play tomorrow BTW SA time so no need to start the thread until 12:30 am our time, enjoy the sleep in

And there’s a simple reason

If I can’t meet the standards of Monday to Friday, I don’t post

 

[Boner Spirit]

If this falls over get this thread on bex and chamomile teabag shares

 

[zoomba23]

12 minutes between comments. Surely a record for this thread

 

[Lomas]

12 minutes between comments. Surely a record for this thread

We are just taking a moment to reflect, or take a shit. Show will be back on soon sunshine.

 

[buttox]

Ralph saying some very positive stuff about us after the game.
Everyone will want to come and play for Clarko. Everyone will want to be an assistant for clarko.

 

[Marksup]

Ralph saying some very positive stuff about us after the game.
Everyone will want to come and play for Clarko. Everyone will want to be an assistant for clarko.

Didn’t someone say Liam Shiels was a lock to come? No offence to Liam but I hope Clarko has some better players in mind.

Were any of those Hardwick, scrimshaw types really comfy with clarko during his tenure. Exactly what we need IMO.

 

[buttox]

Didn’t someone say Liam Shiels was a lock to come? No offence to Liam but I hope Clarko has some better players in mind.

Were any of those Hardwick, scrimshaw types really comfy with clarko during his tenure. Exactly what we need IMO.

Caro said that the other day. It's not the worst idea. He would be better next year than say 15 of our list.

 

[Le Grille]

Caro said that the other day. It's not the worst idea. He would be better next year than say 15 of our list.

Sheils isn’t the player he once was, getting about 11 d per game

 

[buttox]

Sheils isn’t the player he once was, getting about 11 d per game

Yup which would be better than say 15 on our list.

 

[apollo_creed]

Yup which would be better than say 15 on our list.

Needs to hit the intended target with at least 3 disposals a game and he’s better than 15 on our list.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Can confirm Clarko is not in Phnom Penh
However I am very drunk and not sure if food will arrive before food departs.
Bus depart.
Food here now

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Can confirm Clarko is not in Phnom Penh
However I am very drunk and not sure if food will arrive before food departs.
Bus depart.
Food here now

Can confirm on bus, but clearly taller than average Cambodian

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Furthermore, repeated slamming of toilet door is reassuring to know that gripping phone with torch on between teeth while leaning on said door was not unwarranted

 

[Shinboner1]

Wow this thread slowed down hard

 

[Poopybum22]

I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done today. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Clarko!

I was nervous as f***, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Clarko, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Clarko put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

 

[zoomba23]

I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done today. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Clarko!

I was nervous as f***, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Clarko, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Clarko put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

Someone give me a fork so I can stab my eyes out

 

[Shermanator]

Nothing to do with GWS.

The blonde fairy needs us to be s**t, so there is no heat on the Aints who are massively in debt and going nowhere.

They can become the Tasmanian Saints.

Home grown products Jack Reidwoldt at FF, Nick Reidwoldt as Head Coach and Matthew Richardson as PR guru.

Might win one more Premiership within 150 years time..

Oh when the Tassie Saints, Oh when the Tassie Saints go marching in.
Oh how I want to be in Hobart, Oh when the Tassie Saints go marching in!..

 

[Twinkletoes]

The stretch between Bordertown and Tailem Bend might be the most boring drive known to man, good luck Kingys

What, with the tourist mecca of Keith inbetween? You’re bang on. I’ve done said drive many many times.

 

[CaptainWorpedo]

I think your Roo's have Clarko in the bag. An if thats the case, the Roos become a second team for me, purely as i am a Hawk and a massive Clarko fan. So i will follow him where ever he ends up.

Liam Shiels

14

Liam Shiels

Age

33

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.2

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

8.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.9

5star

CL

3.4

5star

D

17.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.8

5star

would be a good get for you guys, he knows Clarkos ways. An is still a great leader, an could take JHF under his wing.

It was time for Clarko and the Hawks to part way, he needed the break. It will be strange to see Al in any other colours.

I am supportive of our new coach Sam, but excited for Clarko on his new journey.

The only concern is your board, an there itchie trigger fingers to fire there coachs. You so need James Brayshaw back at the club.

Anyway you have some very talented youth, get excited Roo fans ... A rejuvinated Clarko equals exciting times ahead.

 

[Rooboy 96]

"We hate North Melbourne!" - Damien Barrett 2020

when you say "We" are you assuming Damo has a friend or do you just mean Damo and Caro?

 

[Twinkletoes]

when you say "We" are you assuming Damo has a friend or do you just mean Damo and Caro?

When did I post that and what was it in reply to?

My mind’s drifted off to Adelaide’s Hindley St imagining the Crazy Horse in full swing with it’s famous bath show when one attendee shouts “just saw Clarko outside” and the joint empties in seconds with the crowd rushing down the stairs en masse seeking a sight which will really turn them on.

 

[Twinkletoes]

when you say "We" are you assuming Damo has a friend or do you just mean Damo and Caro?

I assume Damo’s only friend stares back at him when he’s having a shave in the morning by the way.

 

[Sillygit]

Man night shift is rough.

 

[nicko74]

Man night shift is rough.

I feel your pain

 

[Twinkletoes]

Man night shift is rough.

Looks like the Euro arm of BF is still in full siesta mode, daydreaming of the new dawn at Arden St looming.