Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarksons.

[Twinkletoes]

3.33am and still no gameday thread sums it up. Now fixed. Clarko won’t stand for such tardiness.

 

[nicko74]

3.33am and still no gameday thread sums it up. Now fixed. Clarko won’t stand for such tardiness.

You are 2 hours ahead of me..... It's about now I start to hit the wall!!!

 

[Yoko and me]

Man night shift is rough.

Unpaid time spent at Clifton Hill station for a half-an-hour when you have taken the South Morang train but want the Eltham line. No humans around but the smell of the night wanderers excretions prior to my arrival doth linger. Saw no one. Clarkson was definately not amongst them. No Todd Viney amongst the total lack of humans. None of those Kane Korne train pretend police. No Clarkson sighting to report as I was there only talent on the platform and the man is not a fool.

 

[Twinkletoes]

You are 2 hours ahead of me..... It's about now I start to hit the wall!!!

C’mon mate, LIFT. Clarko will expect us all to go that extra mile.

 

[nicko74]

I am so PUMPED about Clarkson!! Just need to see it become official and there is a long list of people who will wish they had never met me!!!

 

[tazaa]

I have some, I’ll give it to you if you come over

No you don’t lol

 

[tazaa]

I left the country and we sacked Noble.
Here’s to coming home and we announce Clarko.

Lots of mixed messages around an announcement. I was told Friday/Saturday and there was whispers of it being Tuesday (I believe that’s the sponsors presser).
It’ll get done in and around round 23.

Overnight crew/Europe team over and out!

To sign off I’d like to quote Scars famous coronation from the 90s Lion King in which he said something similar to the masses, “Nobles sacking was a terrible tragedy, but to lose Luffy too, who had barely begun to live... For me, it is a deep, personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I, Alastair assume the throne. Yet, from out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era...in which shinboners past and present come together, in a great and glorious future!

 

[DuckYeah]

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Part of the De Rauch herald sun ad

Thats not real? Surely this is fake? Cant be real.

 

[DuckYeah]

More of the same articles not telling us much.
Language has changed to very likely and we have started getting contract lengths discussed (5 years)
Clarko reported to be in Adelaide to watch our game tmrw.
Thats about it for today.

Clarko in Adelaide? Oh shit, boys playing for their careers. No pressure lads

 

[Reagan Smash]

Riewoldt has always pushed for Clarkson to have another year off in a vain hope that StK would sack Ratten and then Clarkson would coach his old club

 

[Samsquanch]

And when do we play this weekend?

Apparently

 

[Ry009]

Riewoldt has always pushed for Clarkson to have another year off in a vain hope that StK would sack Ratten and then Clarkson would coach his old club

I know we haven't been much chop the last 20 years, but is every season for StKilda like a long running episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

 

[giantroo]

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[Wels Eicke]

Apparently

There's a game on? Geez, I thought this thread was the only game in town.

 

[Shermanator]

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Ol’ Nick boy’s salt levels =

 

[Merlin007]

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i wish I could get Brown's kind of money to stand around, stick my hands in my pockets and state the farkin' obvious

 

[rickety]

Ol’ Nick boy’s salt levels =

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Hope they ship his poxy team to tassie No offence to our Tasmanian viewers ;-)

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Can confirm Clarko is not in Phnom Penh
However I am very drunk and not sure if food will arrive before food departs.
Bus depart.
Food here now

How's the rice cooked in Cambodia?

 

[shinboner magic]

when you say "We" are you assuming Damo has a friend or do you just mean Damo and Caro?

What’s the magic dice saying

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Nick sookwoldt

 

[justroyal]

Anyone got a link to Riewoldt saying Clarkson should go to gws?

 

[Ligma]

Inching closer and closer to reveal my top 10 dilf list

 

[Shermanator]

Inching closer and closer to reveal my top 10 dilf list

Is it based on inches?..

 

[Ligma]

Is it based on inches?..

To be fair I could do that one maybe when we land a player

 

[Shermanator]

To be fair I could do that one maybe when we land Clarko

FIFY

 

[Friday Night Lights]

Inching closer and closer to reveal my top 10 dilf list