Australia vs India - Second Test @ GABBA - Dec 17-21 - Day 2

[The Passenger]

His confidence must be shot.

 

[Harris Specter]

Hasn't impressed me one bit Starc

 

[GROTTO]

Starc bowling well for India.

 

[1990crow]

17 off Starc's two overs to nicely release the pressure......

Selectors have cost us 50-80 runs here.

 

[Torz]

Can we use a super sub for Starc?

 

[Millky95]

Unless he turns it around dramatically, you've got to think this is Starc's last chance for a long time.

Needs to really tighten up. A lot of balls have been to easily hit. He has had decent Shield form but just bowling poor

 

[Showbags]

Hasn't impressed me one bit Starc

He must be the greatest net bowler in the world to continually get a gig.

 

[Richard Pryor]

Gets more fired up in the IPL than playing Test Cricket for Australia.

 

[The Passenger]

If you're gonna go at 4.5 an over you need to at least threaten to take wickets. Starc hasn't really been close yet.

Johnson has gone at 4, but he has bowled some corker deliveries, and had two dropped catches.

 

[The GOAT]

Get Lyon on for Starc FFS

 

[fiction]

Is there still going to be a lunch in this match after all those delicious pies?

 

[Reykjavik]

If he ever gets another test for Australia I will march on CA headquarters and burn the joint down.

 

[MinerBoy]

Does his missus bowl? She's a cricketer isn't she? Perhaps we can sub her in for him.

 

[danielnajdek]

Gets more fired up in the IPL than playing Test Cricket for Australia.

$$$$$$$$

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Selectors have cost us 50-80 runs here.

And Shaun has cost us 100+

 

[1990crow]

And Shaun has cost us 100+

Yep, fielding horrific, and likely to nick off before he's made a run.

 

[BrownYouGun]

Does his missus bowl? She's a cricketer isn't she? Perhaps we can sub her in for him.

She's a keeper. Still probably bowl better areas than him though

 

[Showbags]

Starc has been picked for his lower order batting..................that must be the explanation.

 

[Surkin]

Bring back Siddle

 

[1990crow]

She's a keeper. Still probably bowl better areas than him though

Question is will she keep Starc after this spell.

 

[Reykjavik]

There needs to be a DVD of his bowling in this test in a little glass emergency case at CA headquarters with a sign "In case you're thinking of selecting Starc, break glass and watch"

 

[Yidaki]

Does his missus bowl? She's a cricketer isn't she? Perhaps we can sub her in for him.

Ian Healy's niece

 

[Art Vandelay_]

She's a keeper. Still probably bowl better areas than him though

In all seriousness we'd be better off with Ellyse Perry.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Does his missus bowl? She's a cricketer isn't she? Perhaps we can sub her in for him.

She had a bit of a sook on Twitter about us all being big meanines to him.....

 

[Yidaki]

I'm just going to throw it out there, but I think I could be doing a better job than Starc right now.