Autopsy Autopsy vs Geelong - Round 5, 2021

[So You Think]

Martyn?

Fore sure I loved Big Mick and I virtually saw everyone of his games live, certainty one of best in his cohort.

 

[big_e]

*Since it was first recorded in 2008.....

 

[hilly]

How the hell does Dumont get a look next week? He hasn’t played a game!

Ffs there is some dumb sh*t being posted up here tonight.

Yeah we have no use for a fit mature mid who runs hard both ways.

 

[Mav]

So now it is about roles? Isn’t JZ‘s role to take kick outs, link up and give drive from the back half? Because you seem to be using it as a criticism. The coach called him out in a positive way which suggests he is playing his role. Or is the coach also a SCN?

He gave sweet FA link up and drive. The coach is always going to try and justify his decision.

 

[north_lad]

BEST
Geelong: Parfitt, Stewart, Henderson, Duncan, Blicavs, Menegola
North Melbourne: Cunnington, Simpkin, Atley, Bonar, Stephenson, Young

Atley named in the bests.

yeah he was pretty good tbh

 

[north_lad]

Yeah we have no use for a fit mature mid who runs hard both ways.

**** I forgot about Froggy. Get him in!

 

[The Maestro]

Stephenson gave us glimpses of how we want to play. Impressed by his vision and work rate. There was a passage of ply in the last where he started the play at half back and ran all the way to inside 50 to score the goal. Refreshing to see that from someone in a North jumper.

I’m concerned with Thomas. Think he needs to be played at half back where he is accountable to a man, but can also use his kicking to our advantage. Right now he isn’t getting involved in as many links as I hoped he would. Playing in defence will allow the game to come to him a bit more.

 

[Shermanator]

Cunners - Genius.
Bonar - Massive.
Atu - Exciting
McKay - The General.
Powell - Freak.
Hall - Excellent early.
Goldy - Warhorse.
JZ - Captains game.
Stevo - Thanks Colliwobbles.
Horne - Welcome.
Sugar - Reinventing.
Noble - The right man.
Injuries - **** right off..

 

[the flying ham]

He gave sweet FA link up and drive. The coach is always going to try and justify his decision.

Yeah mate you are so far from the pin on this you are a couple fairways over

 

[Only Forwards]

Zeebs for 25 touches is going to be a rider on a bunch of multis I make from now on.

 

[Mav]

Zeebs for 25 touches is going to be a rider on a bunch of multis I make from now on.

Better hope the opposite don’t kick straight.

 

[Mav]

Yeah mate you are so far from the pin on this you are a couple fairways over

Bollocks. Most his kicks in play went backwards or sideways. He gave us absolutely zero drive from the back line. In fact his turnovers cost us 2 or 3 goals.

 

[Only Forwards]

Better hope the opposite don’t kick straight.

every game we've played so far the opposition have had points in the teens.

 

[Zondor]

yeah he was pretty good tbh

24 Touches. He wasn’t half bad. :stern look

 

[Zondor]

Bollocks. Most his kicks in play went backwards or sideways. He gave us absolutely zero drive from the back line. In fact his turnovers cost us 2 or 3 goals.

JZ had 946 metres gained. :stern look

 

[Mav]

JZ had 946 metres gained. :stern look

FROM KICKOUTS.

 

[Kangaroos techno]

Not going to repeat what's already said. A lot of promising signs. Love the look of our new recruits.

Very disappointed in Hayden, Thomas and Scott. All 3 need to show something. Thomas seems to do a couple of good things, drink his own koolaid and then take the rest of the game off. Scott needs to be getting 20 plus possession games. I thought he'd be our sam gibson

Sam Gibson

Age

38

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.2

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.8

3star

running machine providing and option time and time again.

All 3 and Mahony need time in the VFL to build confidence but with so many injuries we need to persist.

Out: Campbell, Mahony, Hall (inj)
In: Xerri, Garner, LDU

 

[Mav]

BEST
Geelong: Parfitt, Stewart, Henderson, Duncan, Blicavs, Menegola
North Melbourne: Cunnington, Simpkin, Atley, Bonar, Stephenson, Young

Atley named in the bests.

He was good, again.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Bollocks. Most his kicks in play went backwards or sideways. He gave us absolutely zero drive from the back line. In fact his turnovers cost us 2 or 3 goals.

How can you give 0 drive when you kick the ball forward a kilometre lol

 

[EDFL follower]

Bollocks. Most his kicks in play went backwards or sideways. He gave us absolutely zero drive from the back line. In fact his turnovers cost us 2 or 3 goals.

How did he break the record for most metres gained if most of his kicks went backwards or sideways?

 

[Only Forwards]

Out: Campbell, Mahony, Hall (inj)
In: Xerri, Garner, LDU

reckon this will be about it.

 

[Zondor]

FROM KICKOUTS.

Did you bounce the ball into your head whist umpiring? :stern look

 

[Mav]

JZ had 946 metres gained. :stern look

17 kick outs at 50 meters each is 850. He had less than 100 meters in open play.

 

[Mav]

How did he break the record for most metres gained if most of his kicks went backwards or sideways?

It’s not that ****ing hard. 17 KICK OUTS.

 

[Mav]

How can you give 0 drive when you kick the ball forward a kilometre lol

17 ****ing Kick outs. 17!!