Best derogatory team names?

[Gray Day]

Essenscum
Cold Toast
Melgorn
Hawforn
Handbaggers
Crowbots (who train at Karparkistan)
St Fiddla
Carlcheattank

 

[DivideandMultiply]

Nearly all are terrible, to the level where those who use them should feel embarrased.

Except for St Kiddyfidla, actually kind of funny.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Western Bullflogs definitely, always gives me a laugh. And it just rolls of the tongue too.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Injuncthorn

Hahaha... Never seen that one before, but I like it.

Same too with Klansthorn. Inspired, that was.

 

[Plugger35]

I like Great Waste of Spending for GWS.

Boganwood, West Coke, Shitmond and Failmantle are all quite good too and sum up those clubs perfectly.

 

[HolyWars]

My 2 favs:

Failmantle
St.Blunder

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Western Bullflogs definitely, always gives me a laugh. And it just rolls of the tongue too.

Quite partial to Western Slumdogs myself.

Bit disappointed 119 & Vi$y haven't got a run yet.

 

[drink]

Essenstinklikeshitandareuglyandsmelldon
Collingstupidfreakswhoarefreaksandstupidandstinkwood
Carldogfacearsewipeswhocheatandalsostinkton
Geew***erstupidfatlosershitheadswhoeatshitlong

 

[Poseidon]

None of them are funny and makes me cringe everytime I read someone trying to be funny by using a stupid joke like that.

'scum' for Essendon and 'filth' for Collingwood is all I need.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Melunborne















What of us then who for our children must weep

 

[Poseidon]

Melunborne















What of us then who for our children must weep

 

[Bombers 2003]

it was a article in the carlton fan magazine about carlton supportters in jail

 

[j-ham]

it was a article in the carlton fan magazine about carlton supportters in jail

Hey Bongers 03 your new sig is shit.

 

[Bombers 2003]

What are you talking about homo-ham?

 

[Wanbli]

Poormond

As soon as I saw "St. Floodrape" on page 1 in the Bay, I laughed. So bad it's wonderful.

 

[j-ham]

What are you talking about homo-ham?

Homo-ham lol. That's sig-worthy!

 

[TheArtfulTodger]

WAnchors

 

[Bigeasy]

Failmantle, Shitmound, St Blunda and Ninthmond are personal favourites.

 

[aneale]

Ninthmond was clever at the time and Poort, well thats funny because its really the only accurate one.

 

[brett15]

Port Powder
Dawks or Whorethawn
Boganwood
Carlplank or Plankton
Wet Toast
Bullflogs or Foootisgray
Failmantle
Essenderp

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Gayblooms.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Smellbourne.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Essenderp is pretty good. Nice brett.

But after all I've heard in this thread, I still don't think anything can beat Bitchmond for me. I honestly laugh my head off every time. My mate who works with me is a Richmond supporter and even he has a chuckle when he hears it. He tries desperately to hold it back, but it's hard when something is that funny.

But there has been some gold in here. Nice work folks.

 

[gaelictiogar]

Carltank and Tanton are great because they are so simple and so true.

Ninthmond worked for the same reason.

Ditto Collingwobblers.

Chickenhawks?
Essensnore?

 

[Knackers26]

Adelol *
Lololaide *


*add Poort and really have fun