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There once was a player named Gorringe...
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There once was a player named Gorringe...
There once was a player called GorringeExtra points if you use sporange
OMG if I don't get a decent juicy Bluemour soon I shall have to unleash a tirade that will drive the potential 3 new mods into early retirement!!
OMG if I don't get a decent juicy Bluemour soon I shall have to unleash a tirade that will drive the potential 3 new mods into early retirement!!
This is the real coronation of 2023.Here’s a Bluemour…. Three new mods walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen the post.
The one before thatThe most recent post in the rumor thread sounds more like an observation / theory then a bluemour.
He wrote an ode,
Long as a road.
But he'll do time
For this forum crime.
A word was saidHe'll be banned from the thread,
It will be as if he's dead.
That is the repercussion
Of posting in Bluemour No Discussion.
A word was said
in the no-word thread
and now the said writer
walks in dread.
The post was thus deletedA mod viewed said post with evil laughter
But the fury rose when he saw another thereafter
Who dares trespass this thread with the written word?
Who then follows it up? It's plainly absurd!
'There must be blood', the hounds of hell did bray
The anticipation grew ... what would the mods say?
An example must be set, the graveyard was littered
But there were You's to be tubed and twits to be twittered
'Next time will be different, I won't put up with this crap!'
Then he deleted the posts and settled down for a nap
In the land of forums, wide and grand,A mod viewed said post with evil laughter
But the fury rose when he saw another thereafter
Who dares trespass this thread with the written word?
Who then follows it up? It's plainly absurd!
'There must be blood', the hounds of hell did bray
The anticipation grew ... what would the mods say?
An example must be set, the graveyard was littered
But there were You's to be tubed and twits to be twittered
'Next time will be different, I won't put up with this crap!'
Then he deleted the posts and settled down for a nap
I won't take any credit. I've merely mastered the art of ChatGPT.If only bigfooty let you give out multiple Love Heart Emojis for a single post...
All of you are very clever.In the land of forums, wide and grand,
A poster named Beowulf, oh what a hand!
He clicked and typed, his words a dance,
But trouble brewed in the thread's expanse.
In a corner dark, where rules did say,
"Stay away, or you'll rue the day!"
Beowulf, alas, with mischief gleamed,
Entered the thread where he shouldn't have dreamed.
The topic was serious, a matter of weight,
Discussing matters both deep and great.
But Beowulf, with jokes, disrupted the peace,
Turned the conversation into a tease.
The moderators, vigilant and wise,
Spotted Beowulf's antics, rolled their eyes.
A banhammer swung with a mighty thud,
For Beowulf had forgotten forum etiquette, a dud.
"Oh, Beowulf," they cried, "what have you done?
In a thread so solemn, you brought the fun.
But rules are rules, and you broke the code,
Now off you go, down the banning road."
Beowulf pleaded and begged, but it was too late,
The ban was sealed, decided by fate.
In the world of forums, where discussions flow,
Beowulf's misstep was a tale, a cautionary throw.
So heed the lesson of the banned forum jester,
Stick to the topics that suit them best, sir.
For in the digital realm, where words can sting,
Respect the rules, or the banhammer will swing!
Was his mate from Leeds?There once was a man from Nantucket
Alex Mirkov?There once was a man from Nantucket