Vintage Bay BT Vs the Mundane

[Brain Power]

OH BOY! THE ATMOSPHERE IN THIS GROCERY STORE IS SIMPLY ELECTRIC! AND LOOK AT MY MAN PUT UP HIS DUKES TO PLUCK THOSE VEGETABLES FROM THE SHELF! THAT'S A BETTER PLUCK THAN I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO, RICHO! BUT OH BOY, WHAT IS THIS? HE'S CHOOSING SOME CABBAGE, FRESH FROM THE CABBAGE FACTORY! 85% OF THE VIEWERS VOTING AT HOME ON FANGO DON'T LIKE CABBAGE AND I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THEM! CABBAGE IS A DISGUSTING VEGETABLE AND IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYONE WHO TASTES IT GO "OH NO! OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO!" WHY IS A GROWN MAN EATING CABBAGE ANYWAY? HE LOOKS LIKE TARZAN, COOKS LIKE JANE! IT'S LIKE PLAYERS WEARING BRIGHTLY COLOURED BOOTS OR RUNNERS INTERFERING WITH PLAY! YOU JUST CANNOT DO THAT!

I HOPE MY MAN DOESN'T LIVE IN GEELONG, BECAUSE THEY'VE ONLY JUST HAD THE ELECTRICITY SWITCHED ON FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! AND THEY'RE HAVING POWER OUTAGES ALL THE TIME! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF HE COULDN'T COOK A NICE MEAL WITH ALL OF THESE GROCERIES! HE MIGHT HAVE TO EAT HIS FAMILY! THAT BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM "HUMAN MEATBALL", DOESN'T IT LINGY?

 

[Brain Power]

"Vegetables and meat aren't even necessary for sustenance, BT. The best way to achieve optimum health and fitness is to consume Swisse multivitamins for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. Please buy some."

 

[Hodgepodge]

"I like to sit at the centre of the panel like I'm Jesus in Da Vinci's last supper."

 

[Catastic82]

"I like to sit at the centre of the panel like I'm Jesus in Da Vinci's last supper."

I know what she really likes to sit on

 

[clivenator26]

BT watching a questionable movie...

WOWEE BOY OH BOY ITS SOME BOY ON BOY ACTION HERE, THE DUKES ARE EXTENDED TO FULL CAPACITY AND HAVE BECOME CLENCHED FISTS AND BANG THEY GO INSIDE & OUTSIDE THE CHOCOLATE FRECKLE FACTORY NO LUBRICATION REQUIRED HERE. WOWEE NOW LOOK ITS THE WEAPON COMING OUT WITH THE DOUBLE DUKE EXTENSION DOUBLE FIST PUMPER BOY OH BOY IVE SEEN IT ALL NOW

 

[royals1922]

BT watching a questionable movie...

WOWEE BOY OH BOY ITS SOME BOY ON BOY ACTION HERE, THE DUKES ARE EXTENDED TO FULL CAPACITY AND HAVE BECOME CLENCHED FISTS AND BANG THEY GO INSIDE & OUTSIDE THE CHOCOLATE FRECKLE FACTORY NO LUBRICATION REQUIRED HERE. WOWEE NOW LOOK ITS THE WEAPON COMING OUT WITH THE DOUBLE DUKE EXTENSION DOUBLE FIST PUMPER BOY OH BOY IVE SEEN IT ALL NOW

Meanwhile Bruce is commentating Masterchef

Look at the way Cyril handles that cucumber. He has such a deft touch he does not grab the cucumber but caresses it as if it is a loved one. Den look at the oil he is smothering on that cucumber. He has the look of artisan, a three hat chef at work, I'd like that cucumber in me. Den wouldn't you like some of that cucumber in you.

Well Bruce, to coin a phrase, it might fit centimetre perfect.

 

[Dory_77]

Bill Lawry on Scrabble:
Welcome to the Adelaide Retirement home on this picturesque day for some enthralling scrabble action. The deck that's been prepared out there looks like an absolute ripper. There's a good covering of double and triple words and letters so there should be something in it for all types. Big kudos to the groundsmen for such doing such a fine job. And the missus comes in, about to play her letter here. She puts it down and goes bang! Lovely word, that's 12 points. Beautifully guided down there, some excellent wordplay. Kept her head still, just pushed it into the gap to get the points. Her opponent doesn't seem pleased with that one, I expect there'll be a response from him. And here he comes in and OHH! He goes for the triple letter, with a Z! He's gone with Czar! And it's been given! Surely she'll review that one for spelling? Yes she has! What does the KFC dictionary say? Checking that it fits with the words already down first. No problems there, now to the spelling. This is tricky, is it a C or a T? Big call coming up and... Umpires call! It stands! Big decision there and she is absolutely fuming. Shakes the head; I thought it was Tzar too, but the review process is done now. Wow, it's all happening here at the minute; he gets the triple word! Big breakthrough just before tea. She's going to have to pull something special out of the bag now to save this match!

 

[Jarlcorbz]

Just putting this here..

 

[Gongswan]

Put a picture for basil to commentate. And then after 5 minutes, write the commentary......

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Bill Lawry on Scrabble:
Welcome to the Adelaide Retirement home on this picturesque day for some enthralling scrabble action. The deck that's been prepared out there looks like an absolute ripper. There's a good covering of double and triple words and letters so there should be something in it for all types. Big kudos to the groundsmen for such doing such a fine job. And the missus comes in, about to play her letter here. She puts it down and goes bang! Lovely word, that's 12 points. Beautifully guided down there, some excellent wordplay. Kept her head still, just pushed it into the gap to get the points. Her opponent doesn't seem pleased with that one, I expect there'll be a response from him. And here he comes in and OHH! He goes for the triple letter, with a Z! He's gone with Czar! And it's been given! Surely she'll review that one for spelling? Yes she has! What does the KFC dictionary say? Checking that it fits with the words already down first. No problems there, now to the spelling. This is tricky, is it a C or a T? Big call coming up and... Umpires call! It stands! Big decision there and she is absolutely fuming. Shakes the head; I thought it was Tzar too, but the review process is done now. Wow, it's all happening here at the minute; he gets the triple word! Big breakthrough just before tea. She's going to have to pull something special out of the bag now to save this match!

Lack of Victorian pride in that Bill and a lack of Merv Hughes and Warnie references.

 

[Dory_77]

Lack of Victorian pride in that Bill and a lack of Merv Hughes and Warnie references.

Noted for future reference

 

[Costanza_]

BIG BOY ART-ENJOY, HE'S GOT THE HOOPS ON LINGY, ONE OF YOUR BOYS EY? NOT TOO MANY GRASS STAINS ON THE KIT RICHO, HE'S BEEN DUCKING THE HARD STUFF OVER AT THE DALI EXHIBIT BUT FOUND ALOT OF THE SQUARE WHITE PILL ACROSS THIS HALF BACK GALLERY.

AND BOY OH BOY, WHAT'D'YA RECKON OF THE MINIMALIST MELARKY RICHO? I TELL YOU WHAT IF B.TAYLOR HAD TURNED THAT IN IN ART CLASS OLD MRS LAZENBY WOULD HAVE THE BIRCH OUT QUICKER THAN YOU COULD SAY WOWEE. AND I DONT NEED TO TELL YOU IT'D BE A CASE OF OWWEEEE. WHAM BAM THANK YOU FOR THE JAM, MA'AM.

 

[Hodgepodge]

 

[Costanza_]

 

[royals1922]

Bruce:

Oh Den, Cyril was my inspiration here, watching him speed down the wing like a gazelle. It's so exciting watching those thighs pumping, him caressing the ball, it's not humanly possible to control yourself watching Cyril.

Den

So I gather.

Bruce

Where else can you such a special man making one delicious play after another.You feel honoured being tackled by him.

Den: I see how you managed to colour the brown canvas, white...

Bruce

Oh Den, one night of inspiration....

 

[FallingLiefs]

BT: LOOK AT THAT TRAFFIC, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH TRAFFIC DARCE?
LD: THIS IS POTENTIALLY THE BIGGE.....
BT: HOLD ON DARCE. DID YOU SEE THAT? DIIIIIDDDD YOUUUU SEEE THAT? MY MAN JUST CHANGED LANES, IT LOOKS LIKES HE'S IN WITH A CHANCE HERE. HE'S RIGHT UP IN IT NOW LIKE A DOG AND A BONE, TAILING THAT CAR CLOSER THAN LINGY AND HIS BEAR TRAP, HEY LINGY?. LINGY? OH WELL LINGY'S PROBABLY OFF AT ONE OF HIS PUBS BY NOW. MY MAN NOW ATTEMPTING ANOTHER QUICK CHISLER OF A LANE CHANGE. WATCHOUT! BOY OH BOY THE DRIVER BEHIND HIM GOT BOTH DUKES OUT AND GAVE HIM THE BIRD FOR THAT. TERRIBLE ATTEMPT FROM BIG BOY. WOWEE THE AMOUNT OF TIME BEING STUCK HERE NOW, SURELY HE'S GETTING HUNGRY. HE MUST BE READY TO GO HAVE A PUNT AT THE REGULAR DRIVE THROUGH. OH WHAT'S THIS? HE SAID NO! LOOK AT ME! I'M GOING TO GO THE BANANNANA. HE CAN EAT A BANANA AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRIVING! IT'S AS IF HE THINKS HE'S ONE OF THE LITTLE FELLA'S!

 

[PureFooty]

You just ruined the thread. Get out

BOY OH BOY WOWEE, HE'S COME IN AND ABSOLUTELY CHEWED THE MANS HEAD OFF. DARCE IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
DARCE: NEITHER BT
AS IF HE IS SOME SORT OF MODERATOR HES COME IN UNINVITED AND JUST GIVEN HIS 2 BOBS WORTH LINGY
lingy: Yeh im not sure i'd be recommending any of that behavior Brian
HE'S HIGHER ON HIS HORSE THAN NOLEN ON CAVIAR OH BOOY, I THINK IVE JUST ABOUT SEEN IT ALL

 

[Tom Harley]

............ ......

"Vegetables and meat aren't even necessary for sustenance, BT. The best way to achieve optimum health and fitness is to consume Swisse multivitamins for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. Please buy some."

Actually guys, my specialty is asking for Leigh Matthews opinion on everything.

P.S - Jude Bolton is a hack.

 

[Deaneus!]

It's impossible to read these and not hear his voice. Bravo to all involved.

 

[golazo]

BOY OH BOY WOWEE, HE'S COME IN AND ABSOLUTELY CHEWED THE MANS HEAD OFF. DARCE IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
DARCE: NEITHER BT
AS IF HE IS SOME SORT OF MODERATOR HES COME IN UNINVITED AND JUST GIVEN HIS 2 BOBS WORTH LINGY
lingy: Yeh im not sure i'd be recommending any of that behavior Brian
HE'S HIGHER ON HIS HORSE THAN NOLEN ON CAVIAR OH BOOY, I THINK IVE JUST ABOUT SEEN IT ALL

Haha nice one!

 

[DerpWerls]

BOY OH BOY WHAT ABOUT THIS RICHO? HOW ABOUT THE DON'T MIND IF YOU DO PRESALE FROM THE OLD TICKETMASTER TICKET FACTORY! WHAT ABOUT THAT! THEY'VE BUTTERED UP FOR AN INSIDE OUTSIDE EXTRAVAGANZA BONANANANAZA! WOWEE!

AND GEE WHIZ WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE PEEPERS ON TRICKY RICKY WHAT ABOUT THAT! RICK'S JUST GIVEN IT A LITTLE BIT OF THE OLD 'WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE'! THAT LOOKS TO ME LIKE A BIT OF SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THERE RICHO!

BUT OH BOY DARCE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING UP ON THE TOP FLOOR THERE! WOWEE I DON'T KNOW HOW OUR MAN LINGY IS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THAT! I THINK SLICK RICK'S JUST GIVING IT A BIT OF THE OLD ADVANCED HAIR YEAH YEAH! NOT SURE ABOUT THAT ONE DARCE! NOT SURE ABOUT THAT ONE BIT! OH BOY!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

LOOK AT THAT BAAAAAAAANANANANANANANAAAAAAA

RICHO LOOK AT THE BEND OF THAT BANANANANANANAAAAA

BOY O BOY WOWEEE

 

[Bender_]

Still waiting on watching paint dry.

 

[royals1922]

Found this from the vaults

Tony Greig

Well viewers you have the opportunity of purchasing the newest item from the Channel 9 shop. It is morvellous limited edition pack of Smith's crisps. Wrapped in a colourful blue plastic package, is this delightful collection of crinklecut crisps, generously covered in the finest sea salt. Each pallet is separately numbered and will take pride of place in your cupboard.

This packet is guaranteed to appreciate with time and will complement that channel 9 Coca Cola.

You should take up this morvellous opportunity today.

 

[SuperSub17]

Still waiting on watching paint dry.

BOY OH BOY CHECK OUT THE JOB MY MAN BIG BOY HAS DONE ON THIS GARAGE WALL! THAT IS SURELY ONE OF THE PAINTING JOBS OF THE YEAR!

Bruce: Amazing call there Brian, it's a shame I had to interrupt actually! In fact the conditions here in the garage are the best they've been for paint drying since August 19 1997. In fact it's incredible that since then, 17 of the 21 painting jobs have been done in the winter months, and even more incredible is that 12 of those were done in months starting with J! You just get the feeling that the paint will dry really quickly, don't you?

THANKS RICHO, WOWEE, WHAT IS THIS? BIG BOY IS BACK! NO, OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO! WHAT IS HE DOING? I RECKON HE'S ADMIRING HIS OWN WORK THERE DARCE! IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, YOU PAINT THE WALL, AND THEN YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND LET THE HUMIDITY DO THE WORK! THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!

Darce: Great point there Bristle, in fact surely you're not allowed to do that? That's not overly brave that, that's completely against the spirit of painting for mine.

I TELL YOU WHAT, WEREN'T YOU ON THE RULES COMMITTEE DARCE? I'M THINKING THERE MIGHT NEED TO BE A CHANGE AT THE END OF THE SEASON IF THIS CONTINUES! WOWEE DID YOU SEE THAT? BIG BOY IS REACHING FOR THE PAINTBRUSH! SURELY HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ANOTHER LAYER! THAT'S JUST CRAZY IF HE DOES THAT. HOLD ON, HE'S SOLD US THE HAND CANDY AND GONE FOR THE ROLLER! WHAT A MOVE! HE LOOKED AT THE BRUSH AND SAID, "I DON'T NEED YOU, YOU'RE OLD AND BEGINNING TO LOSE TOUCH, I CAN DO THIS WITH THE ROLLER!" OH BOY!