C Section Amateur Football

[From the Pile]

Did your sources also mention that he also goes by the name Glen?

Right you are, serial pest, apologies.

 

[From the Pile]

Bad mail "From The Pile" about Jackers training last night.

Sorry, have to sack the scout.

 

[juicyskipper]

very good point mudrunner !!
i have seen him by himself at the edgy (as their website suggests),must be out of favour at brinidisi st....his fav food is quiche, what sort of mans fav food is quiche ?

Massive news at tigerland. The captain is out for the finals. PooCupcaker the 2nd has been selected to star in a Bollywood x rated movie and is due in India in the coming weeks. Apparently co starring Tania Zaetta. The upside is Javagal has secured the big fella a position in the Mumbai presidents 11 as a "pat Symcox" fill in.

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Breaking news at Brunswick Street with the apparent early arrival of Red Roy seen setting up camp in the front row of the old grandstand at 6.00am this morning. Red when interviewd on Sunrise by Mel & Kochi said ' This is the game I've been waiting for all year and I just had to get a front row seat to watch the Tigers tomorrow and besides I got kicked out of Oznam house for the weekend so why not settle in here for the clash of the round' Kochi drilled the famous Red Roy about the ins and outs of the Reds and Roy replied ' look we have had a massive run with injuries since last years D Section Grand Final but we'll have all our VFL listed players back in this week cos I've paid off the Williamstown Reserves coach amongst others to ensure such, and with some massive inclusions - Bernie Quinlan, Chicken Smallhorn and brothers Laurie & Renato Serafini to name a few, the Tigers won't know what's hit them, our march to more silverware for the Roys begins tomorrow'

 

[Red Roy]

I never really liked Koshi - always struck me as a bit of a tosser.

Well, Roy has finally made it. When you have made it into the Amateur Footballer RCT come and speak to me - good to see Frase knows a good judge when he sees one, nice work scribe.

Tips for This week:

Reds v Tigers : do I really need to even mention this one. I think we all know which way the Great Man (thats me if you were wondering) thinks this one will go.

Rovers v The OC : The giant may end up in the bay if it is a windy day down at David Street. He does have an enormous wing span. Gee there has been some people speaking some rubbish about the OC this week. Roy prefers a more reserved approach. I am tipping the Rovers in an upset - don't know who the big "ins" are for the OC but there finals shances will end this week.

Parade v Ormond : Parade are gone - nothing to play for. Ormond easy.

Vultures V Nobs : big one this week. Local Boy needs to fire for the Vultures or the resurgent Nobs will end Parkdales year. Nobs in a tight one.

Jackas v Students: another sunday game for the jackas. Very average last week the jackas - expect them to bounce back because the double chance could rest on this game with Ormond to knock over Parade. Studenst for me.

Hopefully this has brought some pleasure to your miserable lives - Roy does try to please.

For all you tigers fans : Roy will again be available for autographs prior to the game if anyone is interested.

The Roy.

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Well, Roy has finally made it. When you have made it into the Amateur Footballer RCT come and speak to me - good to see Frase knows a good judge when he sees one, nice work scribe.


Rovers v The OC : The giant may end up in the bay if it is a windy day down at David Street. He does have an enormous wing span. Gee there has been some people speaking some rubbish about the OC this week. Roy prefers a more reserved approach. I am tipping the Rovers in an upset - don't know who the big "ins" are for the OC but there finals shances will end this week.



Jackas v Students: another sunday game for the jackas. Very average last week the jackas - expect them to bounce back because the double chance could rest on this game with Ormond to knock over Parade. Studenst for me.

For all you tigers fans : Roy will again be available for autographs prior to the game if anyone is interested.

YEP...old Roy is already on the bottle in the grandstand slurring the words before breakfast

And Roy...I was writing columns in the Amateur Footballer when you were hiding in the backpocket in F Section Reserves!!

Imagine the queue to watch a guzzling old battler sign....XXXX

Roll up Roll up Roll up......

 

[overtheline]

I never really liked Koshi - always struck me as a bit of a tosser.

Well, Roy has finally made it. When you have made it into the Amateur Footballer RCT come and speak to me - good to see Frase knows a good judge when he sees one, nice work scribe.

Tips for This week:

Reds v Tigers : do I really need to even mention this one. I think we all know which way the Great Man (thats me if you were wondering) thinks this one will go.

Rovers v The OC : The giant may end up in the bay if it is a windy day down at David Street. He does have an enormous wing span. Gee there has been some people speaking some rubbish about the OC this week. Roy prefers a more reserved approach. I am tipping the Rovers in an upset - don't know who the big "ins" are for the OC but there finals shances will end this week.

Parade v Ormond : Parade are gone - nothing to play for. Ormond easy.

Vultures V Nobs : big one this week. Local Boy needs to fire for the Vultures or the resurgent Nobs will end Parkdales year. Nobs in a tight one.

Jackas v Students: another sunday game for the jackas. Very average last week the jackas - expect them to bounce back because the double chance could rest on this game with Ormond to knock over Parade. Studenst for me.

Hopefully this has brought some pleasure to your miserable lives - Roy does try to please.

For all you tigers fans : Roy will again be available for autographs prior to the game if anyone is interested.

The Roy.

Ahh, the great man has spoken! Very enjoyable stuff! Big week of soul searching for the redders who will come out firing after last weeks insipid performance. Expect some fireworks.Tigers due to lose soon!

rovers with Sandy players back, playing for plenty will be hard to toss. Roy, you have called OC gone three times this year so let's be a bit cautious. RCT prediction re loats and the wind will be interesting, as his side hasn't been on the receiving end of him yet!

Parade aren't gone! They have great spirit and are at their best when their backs are against the wall. ormond's last two weeks pretty unimpressive so I am tipping Parade to win, in typical underdog fashion. Underestimate them at your peril!

Jackas to win

Parkdale meeting a side in form and not depleted( unlike last two home games!) Still fancy them just at home

ROy, how will we indentify you? Who will be controlling the queue?

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

ROy, how will we indentify you? Who will be controlling the queue?[/quote]

Overtheline,

Will be very easy to identify him at 5.00pm tomorrow...a lonely old man with just memories, his brown paper bag and his scruffy loyal mut in an empty grandstand....mumbling to himself...D Section...back to D Section...why...why....why......

RCT.

 

[Mobbs]

Breaking news at Brunswick Street with the apparent early arrival of Red Roy seen setting up camp in the front row of the old grandstand at 6.00am this morning. Red when interviewd on Sunrise by Mel & Kochi said ' This is the game I've been waiting for all year and I just had to get a front row seat to watch the Tigers tomorrow and besides I got kicked out of Oznam house for the weekend so why not settle in here for the clash of the round' Kochi drilled the famous Red Roy about the ins and outs of the Reds and Roy replied ' look we have had a massive run with injuries since last years D Section Grand Final but we'll have all our VFL listed players back in this week cos I've paid off the Williamstown Reserves coach amongst others to ensure such, and with some massive inclusions - Bernie Quinlan, Chicken Smallhorn and brothers Laurie & Renato Serafini to name a few, the Tigers won't know what's hit them, our march to more silverware for the Roys begins tomorrow'

You should have added a joke, it all just looks like accurate reporting to me!

By the way, if Roy was setting up early, I think it would be at the Newry, rather than the stand!

 

[Red Roy]

I have employed a high profile security firm to manage the crowd expected to mob the Roy on Saturday.

There will be an orederly que and Roy asks all of his fans not to get impatient - everyone will get a chance of an audience with the enlightened one.

There may also be a small fee for the priveledge of speaking to the Roy - just to cover costs. (insurance is a killer these days)

Of course - to conform with VAFA rules - there will be no autograph signing during the senior game.

RCT - I would expect you would be first in line - you clearly need guidance and Roy will be happy to help put you on the right path.

See you all tomorrow

Roy

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Roy on the Red....RCT has never entertained the thought of collecting autographs but many Tigers fans already have the champion Tiger's premiership wingman/full back's insignia in their scrap book with the No.8 circled next to it...still getting mobbed daily at my Bunnings store...I may be tempted to launch a few right foot bombs at half time tomorrow for the fans...don't lean over the front of the grandstand as I might be tempted to use you as a target for a spiral or two.

RCT

 

[greentree]

I never really liked Koshi - always struck me as a bit of a tosser.

Well, Roy has finally made it. When you have made it into the Amateur Footballer RCT come and speak to me - good to see Frase knows a good judge when he sees one, nice work scribe.

Tips for This week:

Reds v Tigers : do I really need to even mention this one. I think we all know which way the Great Man (thats me if you were wondering) thinks this one will go.

Rovers v The OC : The giant may end up in the bay if it is a windy day down at David Street. He does have an enormous wing span. Gee there has been some people speaking some rubbish about the OC this week. Roy prefers a more reserved approach. I am tipping the Rovers in an upset - don't know who the big "ins" are for the OC but there finals shances will end this week.

Parade v Ormond : Parade are gone - nothing to play for. Ormond easy.

Vultures V Nobs : big one this week. Local Boy needs to fire for the Vultures or the resurgent Nobs will end Parkdales year. Nobs in a tight one.

Jackas v Students: another sunday game for the jackas. Very average last week the jackas - expect them to bounce back because the double chance could rest on this game with Ormond to knock over Parade. Studenst for me.

Hopefully this has brought some pleasure to your miserable lives - Roy does try to please.

For all you tigers fans : Roy will again be available for autographs prior to the game if anyone is interested.

The Roy.

Greentree's tips
Reds v Tigers Reds 5 big ins from the VFL should should stop the slide, Tigers by 60+ ( the slide they are stopping is the one towards a 100+ loss)
Rovers need this one at home, hello D grade if they dont.(will also keep the Reds in the hunt for D grade if they win, go Rovers
Ormond just, like to see Parade win.
Parky have good record at home so should win and keep finals hopes alive.
Big match this one, Big tip from me who ever loses this match wont make the finals.
It will be a draw.

 

[schwarta]

Massive news at tigerland. The captain is out for the finals. PooCupcaker the 2nd has been selected to star in a Bollywood x rated movie and is due in India in the coming weeks. Apparently co starring Tania Zaetta. The upside is Javagal has secured the big fella a position in the Mumbai presidents 11 as a "pat Symcox" fill in.

heres hoping !! he could be an indictment on the finals campaign and cost bedes advancing to a grandfinal, with his mundane football approach.

is he playing in the same team as roland roccacelli ? surely poocapcaker's girlfriend is a coverup.....

 

[greentree]

heres hoping !! he could be an indictment on the finals campaign and cost bedes advancing to a grandfinal, with his mundane football approach.

is he playing in the same team as roland roccacelli ? surely poocapcaker's girlfriend is a coverup.....

Any one who knows Juice thinks he maybe a bit girly, but I thought at least mouse and rat would stick up for him.]
I guess not, he's come out. ( not that theres anything wrong with that)

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Never let it be said that RCT and his cohorts do not go out of their way to assist the disadvantaged in our society...as of 1.00pm today a sign sits boldly front and centre of the Brunswick Street grandstand seating ' Reserved for Red Roy'....wouldn't want you to miss out on any of the action and fun.

Sleep well old Red.

RCT

 

[Guru Joffa]

Red Roy, Who would the 'high profile' security company be???!!! They may be 'ticked' up at Haskis enjoying a frothy and not intersted in being at Brunswick Street!! Is that Barman still there with the "shakes"??!!!!!!!!

 

[Grandstand Guru]

Red Roy - please please please don't do anything silly tonight...your life is worth much more than that....

For those not in the know as yet:

StBM 144 def F Reds 43
Old Cam 138 def Hampt 38
Ormond 147 def Old Par 58
Parkdale 139 def NOBs 77

Parkdale (6th) now 2 games clear of Reds and Nobs, who are only one game ahead of the bottom 2 Hampton and Old Paradians!
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[Red Roy]

Bugger..................................................

 

[Alphonse]

Very disappointing result for nobs. Thats the finals gone, now the focus turns to survival. The winner of the red nob cup will not only get the brunswick bragging rights but achieve safety.

 

[overtheline]

Red Roy - please please please don't do anything silly tonight...your life is worth much more than that....

For those not in the know as yet:

StBM 144 def F Reds 43
Old Cam 138 def Hampt 38
Ormond 147 def Old Par 58
Parkdale 139 def NOBs 77

Parkdale (6th) now 2 games clear of Reds and Nobs, who are only one game ahead of the bottom 2 Hampton and Old Paradians!

​

Awful, awful day for the reds. St bedes were very good but there appears to be trouble in the fitzroy camp now! Long road back from here and survival now firmly on the agenda. Winner of Parade and hampton this week still has some hope and OC now firmly on the march. Heard Loats injured again which won't help their finals push. Monash need to win today or it gets very interesting.

 

[Three Malugas]

See on the Reds website that Red Roy and the boys are off to Tonga in October to play the Tongan National side. After yesterdays result Sportsbet have the Reds at $5.50 to the Tongans $1.05. Concern at AFL level that the reds may bring the game into disrepute. Good coaching move to have the team playing in thongs yesterday. Their running and kicking can only improve with more practice........And boys.....can you get Red Roy to clean up the rooms each week.......How can you go well on field when your off field is a mess......
What's happening at David Street and Parade. The Rovers will be jumping out of the windows of those luxury apartments across the road. And surely Parade must be better than this. The last four sides can't play any worse can they. Give credit to parky.... punidts say they are too fat and slow, but they continue to come up with wins. Big week next with the season on the line for a number of teams. Round 15 will be the season breaker as games and percentage become critical.

 

[zoofest43]

Nice win by OC at Hampton. Without putting to much emphasis on getting players back(apart from Loats) there is no doubt that the inclusion of 4 certain starters in the past fortnight has improved team balance,ability and morale.

I did say the feeling has been stronger with these talented players back on the track of late and this has seen two strong and even displays over the past fortnight.

There is no doubt that with all the players up and going OC are good team.Like most sides ,take away 4 or 5 of the better players and the team begins to struggle.

On a disappointng note ,Loats hobbled off during the third after a quiet day(well played Parko), and must surely be in doubt ,at least in the short term.

At least the no Loats ,no OC ,arguement looses much of its bite following the last 2 blowout wins.

Interestingly Mentone destroyed OC last time round,I honestly believe OC will make a game of it this weekend despite the probable abscence of Loats.

 

[GetSmart]

I'm with you Red. The reds will win the flag this year for sure. Next we will take B Section before the juggernaut wins 10 straight in A section. It is only a matter of time. Before we know it the Brisbane Lions will be struggling and they will want to merge with us and move back to Brunswick Street........ I'll just have another glass of red.....Red!........ Go Ritzroy, sorry Fitzzroy!........ Timmy..........great player!....... Does he play for us?......sorrry, ......of course.......... Go Redders!........Go Franko!..........Brunswick Street Fiztroy........ Jezza......lanko you beauty!..... Ah Red Boy........ we've got a good team.........we have?...... havent we Red!......... Please keep telling me. I believe you.

Ah Red... they just released me from rehab this morning........it can't be true.......someone has taken over the world and the net......They say that the impossible is happening...............we are going to merge with Tonga and that we now play in thongs. Ah blow it.....I'm back on the Red, Red. It is all too much! Let me back in........open the door.......

 

[Mobbs]

Yikes!

 

[Red Roy]

Morning All,

Please come back Burgo !!!!!

for the love of god man come back, we have been shocking in your absence.

i don't want to sound like a whinger but ......................

14 changes out of the reserves side - 8 up into the seniors...............
(ps - great effort to pull em on Ned given the night you had just had!!)

lost count of the changes out of he ones - who were some of those blokes anyway?

And whats with the umpire telling TD to take of the thermos he was wearing under his shorts?!! He was allowed to wear them in the state game representing the VAFA you peanut.

No team in the comp could cope with the injuries we have had. Tigers included.

They did have a good third term though, some interesting umpiring - a free kick paid in the opposition fwd line (resulting in a goal to that little midget who kicked about 5 in the quarter) because our water boy was on the ground too long???? What the???

Massive effort required in the next two weeks by the lads - must pull our fingers out - finals still on the cards and once we are there - look out.

Very disapointed that no Tigers fans came for autographs - i waited and waited.......

highlight of the day was Litzas impersonation of our President at the aftermatch - hilarious stuff that brightened Roys day. On that note - well done to all the Tigers players/supporters who came in for a drink. As you are aware - roy is an advocate of the occassional frothy.

I may go and have one or two hundred now...

Roy