Game Day Collingwood v North, Sunday 1pm, Marvel: Maynard Lovefest

[WalterBlaknWhte]

200 Games Brayden Maynard

4

Brayden Maynard

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.6

5star

MG

327.8

4star

D

20.7

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.0

4star

MG

417.4

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

205.8

4star

The number '4' sounds like the word for death in Cantonese. Australia doesn’t need nuclear subs to defend it. We only need Brayden Maynard

4

Brayden Maynard

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.6

5star

MG

327.8

4star

D

20.7

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.0

4star

MG

417.4

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

205.8

4star

.

Brayden has been a wrecking ball for 199 games.

Let's briefly reminisce about a Collingwood Premiership Hero, lover, and philanthropist:


2014 AFL DRAFT NOTES

Maynard has a clear point of difference in the way he impacts a game. He's a tough, physical player who loves to throw his body around and anyone in the way. Competitive and with an aggressive streak, it means he's permanently involved.

RANDOM SAMPLE OF COLLINGWOOD CAREER HIGHLIGHTS


With his best friend Simon before the Brownlow (2021)

Shares Simon's philosophy: see ball, get ball

All Australian Defender (2022)

Bicep curling Markov as part of warm-down (2023)

Great GFs (Simon peeved Ashlee replaced him at '23 Copeland)

Teaching Fly about emotional intelligence (every week)

COLLINGWOOD V NORTH

Have we ignored North so far? Sure. In the same way that Hobart, Gold Coast, Ballarat, Canberra, and Sydney ignored their pimped out games. Maynard will have more family members at this game than there will be shinboner luvvies.

Daicii will be laser-kicking to Kreuger, Hyphen, and Bobby. Cameron is rucking and kicking goals like Dean Cox

Dean Cox

Age

42

Ht

203cm

Wt

107kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.9

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.0

1star

. And Fly will out-coach Angry.Man.

Brayden to ice the cake with a signature fifty metre banger.


Collingwood by 64 points (maybe more)

 

[stormskye]

200 Games Brayden Maynard

The number '4' sounds like the word for death in Cantonese. Australia doesn’t need nuclear subs to defend it. We only need Brayden Maynard.

Brayden has been a wrecking ball for 199 games.

Let's briefly reminisce about a Collingwood Premiership Hero, lover, and philanthropist:


2014 AFL DRAFT NOTES

Maynard has a clear point of difference in the way he impacts a game. He's a tough, physical player who loves to throw his body around and anyone in the way. Competitive and with an aggressive streak, it means he's permanently involved.

RANDOM SAMPLE OF COLLINGWOOD CAREER HIGHLIGHTS


With his best friend Simon before the Brownlow (2021)

Shares Simon's philosophy: see ball, get ball

All Australian Defender (2022)

Bicep curling Markov as part of warm-down (2023)

Great GFs (Simon peeved Ashlee replaced him at '23 Copeland)

Teaching Fly about emotional intelligence (every week)

COLLINGWOOD V NORTH

Have we ignored North so far? Sure. In the same way that Hobart, Gold Coast, Ballarat, Canberra, and Sydney ignored their pimped out games. Maynard will have more family members at this game than there will be shinboner luvvies.

Daicii will be laser-kicking to Kreuger, Hyphen, and Bobby. Cameron is rucking and kicking goals like Dean Cox. And Fly will out-coach Angry.Man.

Brayden to ice the cake with a signature fifty metre banger.


Collingwood by 64 points (maybe more)

 

[gappa]

Brayden Maynard

4

Brayden Maynard

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.6

5star

MG

327.8

4star

D

20.7

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.0

4star

MG

417.4

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

205.8

4star

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[ElliottsMaggies]

Game Day? It's tomorrow isn't it?

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

It feels like gameday already now

 

[Exambolor]

Leggy ruled out. Reef into the 23

 

[TradeDraft]

Should win but getting a Funny Feeling about this game for some reason

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Should win but getting a Funny Feeling about this game for some reason

it might be backed-up flatulence

lot of it going around

 

[stormskye]

Should win but getting a Funny Feeling about this game for some reason

If you were ever confident in a win TD I’d be worried

 

[Vicky Park]

Pity this game is at that tinny leaky soulless hole - otherwise known as Marvel Stadium. Marvel my *&$@.

It represents the opposite of all Maynard stands for - courage, integrity, loyalty, valour, and good architecture.

I may be conflating footy stadiums with footy players, but the fact remains its not a fitting venue for us to celebrate our Bruzzy.

But he won’t care. Pies by a generous amount.

 

[3rdMan]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

 

[CheckerTrade666]

Always feel a bit uncertain in these types of games which we should be winning comfortably, especially at that hell hole of A ground. We don’t seem like a side who wins by 80 points plus, so I’ll be really happy with 45+ point win + no injuires. Getting a win and a nice percentage booster will put us in a good position for the bye.

 

[stormskye]

Always feel a bit uncertain in these types of games which we should be winning comfortably, especially at that hell hole of A ground. We don’t seem like a side who wins by 80 points plus, so I’ll be really happy with 45+ point win + no injuires. Getting a win and a nice percentage booster will put us in a good position for the bye.

Considering the outs a 45pt win would be amazing. It may be north melb, but we are fielding a side with a lot of new faces. North are basically full strength aside from logue

I’ll take a win by any margin.

 

[Tippy78]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

I think they’re celebrating 25 years since their last competitive season!

 

[Daicos Torpedo]

I'll be snoring in our Campervan Beethoven at 5am local time in Ulm Germany. I'll watch the 1st quarter as the game ends, with coffee, hopefully knowing we won by 125 points and Angry gobshite Norf coach got a public dacking...

 

[CasuallyDressed]

For Bruzzy I guess I'll go to the shoebox.

 

[jmac70]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

Celebrating a premiership drought.
Cute.

 

[AmericanMustard]

Can really set the back half of the season up today with a win.

And no injuries.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

I thought it was a celebration of their GF last week.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Second spot up for grabs today ( even if it’s only for a week lol). With a tight season it’s looking like a percentage race all the way.

 

[DWil6]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

Good of them to win the flag in June!

 

[gouki88]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

Can we celebrate it being 9 months since our last flag?

 

[FireKrakouer]

If we f lose this one, I'm gonna start deliberately dropping screws in my bosses car park until he inevitably gets a flat tire on his porsche from one of em... when he asks me about it I'll deny involvement re... then he'll show me the camera footage of me clearly placing 25mm self tappers behind each wheel n that... I'll just say what do you expect re, we lost to norf ffs what was I meant to do? I've had it!



RIP to the great bringoutthegimp... time to place a gorilla on Freddy for the first sausage roll I daresay.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Roos turning this game into an event, celebrating 25 years since their '99 flag.

Let them dream, we'll bring the reality.

Carey and Stevens reminiscing again. How sweet.

 

[Kirby]

I'll be snoring in our Campervan Beethoven at 5am local time in Ulm Germany. I'll watch the 1st quarter as the game ends, with coffee, hopefully knowing we won by 125 points and Angry gobshite Norf coach got a public dacking...

Great stuff Daics.

I was in Ulm a couple of weeks ago. Fantastic little city.

Go pies.