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And don't start calling @TheInjuryFactory T.I. whatever you do, we won't hear (or see) the end of it!
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Round 1 #FrankstonRoverMedal
Tonga Bob

5. SBYM
phenomenal performance with 30 touches and 2 snags.
4. Dinsdale 5 big ones from 7 shots - great accuracy and a big bag to boot.
3. Agent93 another big accumulator with a lazy 21 touches.
2. pantskyle what a tackling machine! 11 tackles to go with his 12 disposals. Immense pressure.
1. Tonga Bob showing the ruckman some love. 17 touches to go with his 11 hitouts, all without giving away a free kick. Great form.
 
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Raveneyes The Most Capped Wazza
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Evening Wazzas, just want to give a quick shout out now that the round 2 teamsheet has dropped, as a pretty significant event is going to happen (I don't want to call it a milestone for obvious reasons but I'm too lazy to make a different header).

Ya boy Raveneyes this week surpasses former teammate and previous record holder zackah as the most capped Wazza in club history (yes we f*cken have a club history!) when he runs out for game 256 in Coney Island persimmon. Mazel tov mate, hope we do the needful for you this weekend! Get around him, Wazzas!!!

 
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Evening Wazzas, just want to give a quick shout out now that the round 2 teamsheet has dropped, as a pretty significant event is going to happen (I don't want to call it a milestone for obvious reasons but I'm too lazy to make a different header).

Ya boy Raveneyes this week surpasses former teammate and previous record holder zackah as the most capped Wazza in club history (yes we f*cken have a club history!) when he runs out for game 256 in Coney Island persimmon. Mazel tov mate, hope we do the needful for you this weekend! Get around him, Wazzas!!!

**** yeah. This should never have happened though. Ya loyal bastard Raveneyes.
 
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Evening Wazzas, just want to give a quick shout out now that the round 2 teamsheet has dropped, as a pretty significant event is going to happen (I don't want to call it a milestone for obvious reasons but I'm too lazy to make a different header).

Ya boy Raveneyes this week surpasses former teammate and previous record holder zackah as the most capped Wazza in club history (yes we f*cken have a club history!) when he runs out for game 256 in Coney Island persimmon. Mazel tov mate, hope we do the needful for you this weekend! Get around him, Wazzas!!!

Legendary effort, Raveneyes .
Right up there with Al Bundy's four touchdowns in one game :thumbsu:
A man of men and a champion of the club.
 
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Evening Wazzas, just want to give a quick shout out now that the round 2 teamsheet has dropped, as a pretty significant event is going to happen (I don't want to call it a milestone for obvious reasons but I'm too lazy to make a different header).

Ya boy Raveneyes this week surpasses former teammate and previous record holder zackah as the most capped Wazza in club history (yes we f*cken have a club history!) when he runs out for game 256 in Coney Island persimmon. Mazel tov mate, hope we do the needful for you this weekend! Get around him, Wazzas!!!

New GOAT. Congrats Raveneyes you beautiful Wazza you. :goat:
 
Round Two Review
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Round Two - Away vs The Gumbies

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Welcome back Wazzas, it's time to review round 2. Let's get into it.

We were on the second leg of our season-starting road trip, going from Abdu Prison to the House of Gumby to face a plasticine team who like us were searching for their first win of the season. The week was convivial enough with beer, project managers, National Lazy Day, foopy, absent friends and South London popular topics. And what was great about the week was that it was the first one in some time where we contributed the majority of the activity, and every post from the 19 of us that were up and about was an absolute banger!

Then game day arrived, a game which saw Raveneyes become the most capped Warrior in our history. And that meant one thing - milestone. With a new season the hope was for milestone games to be kinder to us.

MILESTONE GAMES:
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The first quarter started with the hosts kicking the first five goals of the game before we troubled the scoreboard with goals from rookies FurTheWin & Purple7x08_24 got us back in the contest. Another goal from Cesoir kept us 18 points adrift halfway through the second quarter, before further sim shithousery was inflicted via three Gumby goals in under a minute to have us en route to a 42 point deficit at the main break.

Things didn't improve in the third quarter either, as a Bee Gee lookalike kicked another five goals in ten minutes before spudmaster & TheInjuryFactory pulled a couple back. Dinsdale and Purple7x08_24 kicked last quarter goals in between a four goal in four minutes stretch from the hosts and a goalless last 10 minutes finished proceedings with us 89 points in the red.

Grim areas.

We're one of four teams without a win after two rounds, however the size of the defeat has us 25% adrift at the bottom of the ladder. We were in a similar place at this point of last season so all is not lost plus we have four of our next five games at home, however as it's a smaller season this time around we'd better get our skates on if we want to see finals qooty for a second season in a row.

Round Two Ladder

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Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Ophidian Old Boys FFC  2   2   -   -    -    249   153   162.75    8     2W     WW      -      -      -
Baghdad Bombers        2   2   -   -    -    200   144   138.89    8     2W     WW     +1      -      -
Mount Buller Demons    2   2   -   -    -    249   223   111.66    8     2W     WW     +1      -      -
Fighting Furies        1   1   -   -    -    114    75   152.00    4     1W     W      +8     -1      -
Roys FFC               1   1   -   -    -    142    95   149.47    4     1W     W      -3     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            2   1   1   -    -    227   181   125.41    4     1W     LW     +5     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     2   1   1   -    -    161   183    87.98    4     1L     WL     -1     -1      -
Gold City Royals       2   1   1   -    -    144   191    75.39    4     1L     WL     -3     -1     Ldr
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Sin City Swamprats     2   1   1   -    2    222   204   108.82    2     1W     LW     +4     -1.5   -0.5
Dragons FFC            2   -   2   -    -    164   201    81.59    -     2L     LL     -3     -2     -1
East Side Phoenix      2   -   2   -    -    207   265    78.11    -     2L     LL     -1     -2     -1
Las Vegas Bears        2   -   2   -    -    146   191    76.44    -     2L     LL     -4     -2     -1
Coney Island Warriors  2   -   2   -    -    125   244    51.23    -     2L     LL     -4     -2     -1

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GUM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GUM               5    1        10   3        17   6        22   9    141   
CIW               1    1        3    3        5    7        7    10   52    
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
bone2468    0  4  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Tonga Bob    6  9  1  4  0  2  0  0  0   46
Falconista  0  5  5  4  2  0  0  0  0   46  WaywardSon   0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
miggs       0  7  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Freofalcon   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12
The Foolba  0  8  2  9  0  1  1  0  0   46  Snuffaluph   0  10 0  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
StFly       0  7  4  6  1  2  2  0  0   45  Mofra        0  7  10 11 2  1  4  0  0   70
rye         0  10 3  7  0  0  1  0  0   50  Mesc         0  4  6  8  1  1  1  0  0   48
CatToTheFu  0  15 4  17 2  0  1  0  2   98  FootyGuy13   0  9  7  6  2  1  0  0  1   70
beez        0  18 10 12 4  1  2  1  1  126  Agent93      0  4  5  6  2  0  0  0  0   47
Rodney Dan  0  11 5  16 3  0  0  3  0  110  SBYM         0  8  5  8  1  0  2  0  0   53
Sky         0  6  1  6  2  1  1  1  0   45  Cesoir       0  5  2  5  0  0  1  1  1   35
Supercheap  0  5  0  14 0  2  1  1  1   49  spudmaster   0  4  2  2  1  0  0  1  1   33
Catsnlaker  0  10 7  12 0  0  2  2  3   84  toxic        0  6  5  2  0  0  1  0  0   34
ossie_21    0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27  Purple7x08   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  2  0   22
BlueE       0  2  0  0  0  0  1  0  2    5  Dinsdale     0  4  2  0  1  0  1  1  3   28
Dory_77     0  1  2  0  0  0  0  1  0   15  Piggy Smal   0  4  2  0  0  0  0  0  4   22
Brick Loos  15 15 0  18 3  0  2  2  0  114  Raveneyes    6  6  0  7  1  1  2  0  0   37
DenieD      0  8  0  20 5  4  1  0  0   85  pantskyle    0  14 0  7  5  5  1  0  0   78
GWS Goose   0  8  0  14 4  3  1  1  0   74  FurTheWin    0  5  2  2  0  0  1  1  0   28
Barrybran   0  7  1  0  0  0  0  7  0   66  TubbsFarqu   0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
NSWCROW     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  TheInjuryF   0  10 0  5  5  4  0  1  0   70

There were very few winner in persimmon but those who stood out were the half back line of Mofra (18 disposals/10 marks), Snuffaluphagus (15 disposals) & Mesc (12 disposals/6 marks), midfielders pantskyle (21 disposals/5 tackles), TheInjuryFactory (15 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal), FootyGuy13 (15 disposals/7 marks) & SBYM (16 disposals/5 marks) while first gamer Purple7x08_24 was the only multiple goal kicker with two goals from two kicks.

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Round Three - At Home vs The Dragons


Last time we met: Round 7, Season 33

Coney Island Warriors 18.4 (112) drew Dragons FFC 16.16 (112)

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Thanks to everyone who voted last week. It's not too late if you haven't, but also get them in for this week. Even though we didn't play that well there were still voteworthy performances. Cheers!

Round 2 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) SBYM
2 votes) FootyGuy13

1 vote) Mofra

HM's to Purple7x08_24 for a great debut both on and off the field & to Dinsdale for some champagne content during the week.

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Still keen to get some nominations from you all for the Pwned Trophy. It's much easier to remember them now than at the end of the season, so have a look and see what tickled your fancy. Here's my nomination - milestone man Raveneyes taking about the nondescript crotch of the Gumbies captain and overall inanimate carbon rod:

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Round 2 #PwnedTrophy Tonga Bob

Have a great week Wazzas, enjoy all the comforts of home! Everyday is Taco Tuesday this week at the Tequila Bar.
 
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Then game day arrived, a game which saw Raveneyes become the most capped Warrior in our history. And that meant one thing - milestone. With a new season the hope was for milestone games to be kinder to us.

MILESTONE GAMES:
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I too follow Herbatron on twitter. But it definitely works.
 
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Round One - Away vs The Bombers

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Apparently a delicacy in Baghdad.

Hello Wazzas, and welcome to the first Weekly Review of season 34. This is where we take a look at the round just gone both on and off the qooty field.

Season 34 sees us start with a two game road trip, and for the first leg we made the trip to Abdu Prison to face the Baghdad Bombers. They soon dispensed with the tropes and settled into a half-decent opening week of banter. Most of the usual suspects were there - the Guinness drinker, Captain Bighead, the hijab wearer, the dog, my cousin, the DJ, the new guy and some other miscellaneous characters. For us it was a great introduction to life in Sweet for the newcomers, as the rookies in FurTheWin SBYM & spudmaster took the lead from some of our more experienced hands and made an outstanding first impression on the league. It was also great to see the likes of Cesoir back into the swing of things!

The match itself started well, with us holding a 13 point lead at the first change. Things however got away from us a touch from that point as we ended up with a 30 point defeat by the time the final siren sounded. Maybe it was a air raid siren? Maybe it was Mr Whippy playing Greensleeves before exploding. Who knows.

Thanks to a bye, a two point penalty and some worse losses, we've landed in 9th spot on the ladder after round one. We can very easily find ourselves in the eight this week but our percentage needs a bit of work.

Round One Ladder

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Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Ophidian Old Boys FFC  1   1   -   -    -    129    86   150.00    4     1W     W      +9      -      -
Roys FFC               1   1   -   -    -    142    95   149.47    4     1W     W      +9      -      -
Baghdad Bombers        1   1   -   -    -    103    73   141.10    4     1W     W      -2      -      -
Mount Buller Demons    1   1   -   -    -    126   111   113.51    4     1W     W      +5      -      -
Gold City Royals       1   1   -   -    -     77    71   108.45    4     1W     W      +1      -      -
West Coast Wonders     1   1   -   -    -     90    86   104.65    4     1W     W      +7      -      -
Dragons FFC            1   -   1   -    -     86    90    95.56    -     1L     L      -4     -1      -
Las Vegas Bears        1   -   1   -    -     71    77    92.21    -     1L     L       -     -1      -
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Coney Island Warriors  1   -   1   -    -     73   103    70.87    -     1L     L      -7     -1      -
East Side Phoenix      1   -   1   -    -     95   142    66.90    -     1L     L      -6     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            1   -   1   -    -     86   129    66.67    -     1L     L      -4     -1      -
Fighting Furies        -   -   -   -    -     -     -     00.00    -     -      -      -7     -1      -
Sin City Swamprats     1   -   1   -    2    111   126    88.10   -2     1L     L      -1     -1.5   -0.5

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BOM               2    3        7    5        11   7        16   7    103   
CIW               4    4        5    6        8    8        10   13   73    
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
CursingFij  0  8  2  1  0  0  1  0  0   29  Mofra        0  7  4  4  0  1  2  0  0   36
BLUEALLTHR  0  7  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   34  TubbsFarqu   0  5  4  6  0  0  2  0  0   33
HaroLad     0  0  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   14  Piggy Smal   0  6  2  5  1  0  0  0  0   38
Dadda Dave  0  6  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   41  WaywardSon   0  5  6  11 0  0  0  0  0   55
Kilroy      0  3  4  10 2  0  0  0  0   49  Freofalcon   0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16
gab213      0  10 5  6  1  1  2  3  0   74  toxic        0  4  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   25
Robertio    0  2  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   21  FootyGuy13   0  10 1  8  2  0  1  0  1   55
Sun Ra      0  17 6  12 2  1  3  2  0  105  Agent93      0  11 8  10 2  3  1  0  0   85
Jabba73     0  7  9  14 1  0  1  0  0   77  SBYM         0  15 10 15 3  1  1  2  1  128
snozulu     0  6  6  9  0  0  0  0  0   54  FurTheWin    0  6  3  7  0  2  1  1  1   47
PetWussy    0  8  7  9  1  0  1  2  1   77  Cesoir       0  4  3  6  0  0  2  0  0   27
YeoGabbaGa  0  5  3  14 2  0  0  1  0   66  Snuffaluph   0  6  3  3  0  0  0  0  1   34
JustaBattl  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  BEEG         0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13
TheCoach16  0  6  1  1  1  0  0  2  4   43  Dinsdale     0  7  0  0  0  1  0  5  2   54
Pugsley     0  3  1  2  1  1  0  0  0   21  Raveneyes    0  2  0  0  1  1  0  0  2   13
kickthethi  13 10 0  15 6  2  5  2  0   96  Tonga Bob    11 7  0  10 4  2  0  0  1   71
The Greate  0  11 0  17 3  5  2  0  0   78  pantskyle    0  7  0  5  11 3  1  0  0   75
Bovo        0  12 0  10 11 3  0  1  0  109  Mesc         0  7  0  2  2  1  0  0  2   36
Ligma       0  4  0  1  0  0  0  2  2   28  spudmaster   0  0  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    6
KohPhi      0  6  8  14 1  1  2  1  0   75  TheInjuryF   0  8  0  6  2  2  2  1  1   47

If there's been a better debut performance that that of SBYM then I'm not aware of it. 30 disposals, 10 marks, three tackles and two goals is quite the statement! Reigning All-SFA centreman Agent93 has brought his TFLUA-Tiger Medal winning form to Coney Island with a 21 disposal/8 mark effort that bodes well for the season, while another newcomer in persimmon in WaywardSonSon was arguably the best of the defenders playing as a skinny flanker with 16 disposals & 6 marks joining the industruious Mofra TubbsFarquhar & Piggy Smalls in a busy backline.

pantskyle did his usual thing in racking up tackle after tackle, reigning Frankston Rover Medallist FootyGuy13 found plenty of the pill and up front it was the Dinsdale show with five goals with another debutant in FurTheWin joining experienced duo TheInjuryFactory & BEEG in being the other goalkickers.

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Here's the cumulative individual stats:

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And here's the off-field stats:


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Round Two - Away again vs The Gumbies


Last time we met: Round 12, Season 33

Coney Island Warriors 10.6 (66) defeated Gumbies FFC 8.7 (55) at Van Cortlandt Park

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Now it's time to turn our attention to voting for the top 5 performers of the week. Normally it's based on what happened on the qooty field, but at the end of the day how you vote is up to you.

The votes then get shuffled around a bit, put in a safe, and at the end of the season get collated with the person having with the most overall votes being adjudged the Frankston Rover Medallist, which is our Best & Fairest for each season. For those unaware, the medal is named in honour of the founder, inaugural captain and overall fat-arsed legend of the Coney Island Warriors, the one and only Frankston Rover

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What I need from all of you is to post in here with your top 5 performers of the round just gone. Please do your best to send them in each week and help us to identify the performances from the previous round that are most deserving of recognition. And if you can, please tag me in when you vote along with #FrankstonRoverMedal in order to help me collate the votes once the season's done and dusted.

Here's how I voted:

Round 1 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) SBYM

4 votes) Dinsdale
3 votes) Agent93
2 votes) pantskyle

1 vote) Bob, T.

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And finally something different. Kind of.

Each season we have awarded the Pwned Trophy "to the player who makes the opposition melt the hardest and the rest of us laugh our arses off. It is one of the club's highest honours, passed down through the generations of Wazzas in recognition of their services to lulz". We're still going to be awarding this, but how we get to a winner is going to change.

In seasons past it's been the incumbent Pwned Trophy winner who has decided on the next recipient, however that is not really a feasible option anymore. So how I'm going to run it is to ask for nominations each week from you all, and then at the end of the season the LG will choose a worthy winner from among the nominations. This way we pick up all the activity when it happens, and don't leave it up to one person to decide.

For mine, a good nomination to start with is TheInjuryFactory doing the gentlemanly thing and responding to a request from Ligma for pics "of your Willys or you get life in prison and death" in the affirmative.

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Nek minnit...

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If you have any others please again post them in this thread, tagging me in along with a Round 1 #PwnedTrophy hashtag thing.

Have a great week Wazzas, much like TIF's Willy we're On The Road Again so let's get into it!!!!!!!
Round 1 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. SBYM
4. Agent93
3. Dinsdale
2. pantskyle
1. Tonga Bob
 
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Round Two - Away vs The Gumbies

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Welcome back Wazzas, it's time to review round 2. Let's get into it.

We were on the second leg of our season-starting road trip, going from Abdu Prison to the House of Gumby to face a plasticine team who like us were searching for their first win of the season. The week was convivial enough with beer, project managers, National Lazy Day, foopy, absent friends and South London popular topics. And what was great about the week was that it was the first one in some time where we contributed the majority of the activity, and every post from the 19 of us that were up and about was an absolute banger!

Then game day arrived, a game which saw Raveneyes become the most capped Warrior in our history. And that meant one thing - milestone. With a new season the hope was for milestone games to be kinder to us.

MILESTONE GAMES:
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The first quarter started with the hosts kicking the first five goals of the game before we troubled the scoreboard with goals from rookies FurTheWin & Purple7x08_24 got us back in the contest. Another goal from Cesoir kept us 18 points adrift halfway through the second quarter, before further sim shithousery was inflicted via three Gumby goals in under a minute to have us en route to a 42 point deficit at the main break.

Things didn't improve in the third quarter either, as a Bee Gee lookalike kicked another five goals in ten minutes before spudmaster & TheInjuryFactory pulled a couple back. Dinsdale and Purple7x08_24 kicked last quarter goals in between a four goal in four minutes stretch from the hosts and a goalless last 10 minutes finished proceedings with us 89 points in the red.

Grim areas.

We're one of four teams without a win after two rounds, however the size of the defeat has us 25% adrift at the bottom of the ladder. We were in a similar place at this point of last season so all is not lost plus we have four of our next five games at home, however as it's a smaller season this time around we'd better get our skates on if we want to see finals qooty for a second season in a row.

Round Two Ladder

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Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Ophidian Old Boys FFC  2   2   -   -    -    249   153   162.75    8     2W     WW      -      -      -
Baghdad Bombers        2   2   -   -    -    200   144   138.89    8     2W     WW     +1      -      -
Mount Buller Demons    2   2   -   -    -    249   223   111.66    8     2W     WW     +1      -      -
Fighting Furies        1   1   -   -    -    114    75   152.00    4     1W     W      +8     -1      -
Roys FFC               1   1   -   -    -    142    95   149.47    4     1W     W      -3     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            2   1   1   -    -    227   181   125.41    4     1W     LW     +5     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     2   1   1   -    -    161   183    87.98    4     1L     WL     -1     -1      -
Gold City Royals       2   1   1   -    -    144   191    75.39    4     1L     WL     -3     -1     Ldr
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Sin City Swamprats     2   1   1   -    2    222   204   108.82    2     1W     LW     +4     -1.5   -0.5
Dragons FFC            2   -   2   -    -    164   201    81.59    -     2L     LL     -3     -2     -1
East Side Phoenix      2   -   2   -    -    207   265    78.11    -     2L     LL     -1     -2     -1
Las Vegas Bears        2   -   2   -    -    146   191    76.44    -     2L     LL     -4     -2     -1
Coney Island Warriors  2   -   2   -    -    125   244    51.23    -     2L     LL     -4     -2     -1

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GUM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GUM               5    1        10   3        17   6        22   9    141  
CIW               1    1        3    3        5    7        7    10   52   
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
bone2468    0  4  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Tonga Bob    6  9  1  4  0  2  0  0  0   46
Falconista  0  5  5  4  2  0  0  0  0   46  WaywardSon   0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
miggs       0  7  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Freofalcon   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12
The Foolba  0  8  2  9  0  1  1  0  0   46  Snuffaluph   0  10 0  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
StFly       0  7  4  6  1  2  2  0  0   45  Mofra        0  7  10 11 2  1  4  0  0   70
rye         0  10 3  7  0  0  1  0  0   50  Mesc         0  4  6  8  1  1  1  0  0   48
CatToTheFu  0  15 4  17 2  0  1  0  2   98  FootyGuy13   0  9  7  6  2  1  0  0  1   70
beez        0  18 10 12 4  1  2  1  1  126  Agent93      0  4  5  6  2  0  0  0  0   47
Rodney Dan  0  11 5  16 3  0  0  3  0  110  SBYM         0  8  5  8  1  0  2  0  0   53
Sky         0  6  1  6  2  1  1  1  0   45  Cesoir       0  5  2  5  0  0  1  1  1   35
Supercheap  0  5  0  14 0  2  1  1  1   49  spudmaster   0  4  2  2  1  0  0  1  1   33
Catsnlaker  0  10 7  12 0  0  2  2  3   84  toxic        0  6  5  2  0  0  1  0  0   34
ossie_21    0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27  Purple7x08   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  2  0   22
BlueE       0  2  0  0  0  0  1  0  2    5  Dinsdale     0  4  2  0  1  0  1  1  3   28
Dory_77     0  1  2  0  0  0  0  1  0   15  Piggy Smal   0  4  2  0  0  0  0  0  4   22
Brick Loos  15 15 0  18 3  0  2  2  0  114  Raveneyes    6  6  0  7  1  1  2  0  0   37
DenieD      0  8  0  20 5  4  1  0  0   85  pantskyle    0  14 0  7  5  5  1  0  0   78
GWS Goose   0  8  0  14 4  3  1  1  0   74  FurTheWin    0  5  2  2  0  0  1  1  0   28
Barrybran   0  7  1  0  0  0  0  7  0   66  TubbsFarqu   0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
NSWCROW     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  TheInjuryF   0  10 0  5  5  4  0  1  0   70

There were very few winner in persimmon but those who stood out were the half back line of Mofra (18 disposals/10 marks), Snuffaluphagus (15 disposals) & Mesc (12 disposals/6 marks), midfielders pantskyle (21 disposals/5 tackles), TheInjuryFactory (15 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal), FootyGuy13 (15 disposals/7 marks) & SBYM (16 disposals/5 marks) while first gamer Purple7x08_24 was the only multiple goal kicker with two goals from two kicks.

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Round Three - At Home vs The Dragons


Last time we met: Round 7, Season 33

Coney Island Warriors 18.4 (112) drew Dragons FFC 16.16 (112)

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Thanks to everyone who voted last week. It's not too late if you haven't, but also get them in for this week. Even though we didn't play that well there were still voteworthy performances. Cheers!

Round 2 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) SBYM
2 votes) FootyGuy13

1 vote) Mofra

HM's to Purple7x08_24 for a great debut both on and off the field & to Dinsdale for some champagne content during the week.

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Still keen to get some nominations from you all for the Pwned Trophy. It's much easier to remember them now than at the end of the season, so have a look and see what tickled your fancy. Here's my nomination - milestone man Raveneyes taking about the nondescript crotch of the Gumbies captain and overall inanimate carbon rod:

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Round 2 #PwnedTrophy Tonga Bob

Have a great week Wazzas, enjoy all the comforts of home! Everyday is Taco Tuesday this week at the Tequila Bar.
Round 2 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. pantskyle
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. SBYM
2. Mofra

1. FootyGuy13
 
Round Three Review
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Round Three - At Home vs The Goons

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Happy Monday Wazzas, time to debrief on the week just gone.

We were at home for the first time this season, hosting a Dragons team that were also winless but, in Sweet's version of the old cricketing adage "sh*t gets wickets", the reptilian franchise have a disgustingly healthy recent record against us.

The match thread started on a Monday night. As Die Hard was on the TV a Dragon meat shield tried to Hans Gruber his way into the thread, only to fire up the usually observing Snuffaluphagus in a way that quite frankly I'd love to see more of! The rest of the week was trope-laden, with some donks thrown in for good measure. We also had a tour of Van Cortlandt Park, bumping into Lord_Flashheart in the process.

The game itself was a close one. In soggy conditions, the visitors kicked the opening goal withing the first minute and managed to keep their noses in front for the majority of proceedings, unsurprisingly winning by 10 points with accuracy in front of goal keeping us in it. Not only unsurprising given the recent form, but also because we were actually rocking a milestone - pantskyle playing his 100th game for the Warriors. Seems that keeping it a secret didn't help our chances.

The result keeps us at the foot of the table but still only one game out of the top 8.

And percentage.

Lots of percentage.

Round Three Ladder

Rich (BB code):
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Baghdad Bombers        3   3   -   -    -    314   228   137.72   12     3W     WWW    +1     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    3   3   -   -    -    356   317   112.30   12     3W     WWW    +1      -      -
Roys FFC               2   2   -   -    -    269   190   141.58    8     2W     WW     +2     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            3   2   1   -    -    301   220   136.82    8     2W     LWW    +2     -1      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC  3   2   1   -    -    333   267   124.72    8     1L     WWL    -4     -1      -
Gold City Royals       3   2   1   -    -    275   304    90.46    8     1W     WLW    +2     -1      -
Fighting Furies        2   1   1   -    -    227   206   110.19    4     1L     WL     -3     -1      -
Dragons FFC            3   1   2   -    -    254   281    90.39    4     1W     LLW    +2     -2     Ldr
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West Coast Wonders     3   1   2   -    -    255   290    87.93    4     2L     WLL    -2     -2      -
Sin City Swamprats     3   1   2   -    2    317   331    95.77    2     1L     LWL    -1     -2.5   -0.5
East Side Phoenix      2   -   2   -    -    207   265    78.11    -     2L     LL      -     -3     -1
Las Vegas Bears        3   -   3   -    -    185   265    69.81    -     3L     LLL     -     -3     -1
Coney Island Warriors  3   -   3   -    -    205   334    61.38    -     3L     LLL     -     -3     -1

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Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               3    2        6    2        9    2        13   2    80      
DRA               4    0        7    3        9    7        13   12   90      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mesc        0  2  2  6  0  1  0  0  0   25  Ashman OG    0  7  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
TubbsFarqu  0  2  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   28  Matt_352     0  1  6  4  1  1  2  0  0   28
Purple7x08  0  3  2  3  0  0  0  1  0   27  Knifey Spo   0  2  0  1  1  0  0  1  1   19
Snuffaluph  0  6  2  4  0  1  1  0  0   30  Hatchy1992   0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Piggy Smal  0  2  2  2  2  1  1  1  0   28  T2B_         0  4  4  4  0  0  1  0  0   29
Cesoir      0  7  5  4  2  0  2  0  0   46  BringBackT   0  2  3  4  2  0  0  0  0   31
FootyGuy13  0  6  7  8  1  0  3  0  0   50  Ljp86        0  9  5  12 3  0  2  0  0   72
Mofra       0  6  6  4  0  2  0  0  0   46  A Swallow    0  11 6  13 2  1  1  0  0   83
SBYM        0  7  5  10 3  0  0  1  0   74  Bradesmaen   0  13 7  10 0  3  0  0  0   83
toxic       0  4  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   27  serial_thr   0  5  5  8  1  1  1  2  3   63
Freofalcon  0  1  0  3  1  0  0  1  0   19  DJ75         0  2  2  6  1  1  2  0  1   24
spudmaster  0  3  2  8  0  0  2  1  0   31  Braklet      0  7  2  6  1  1  1  2  1   54
FurTheWin   0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  VandoHawk    0  5  0  0  1  0  0  2  3   34
Dinsdale    0  3  1  0  2  2  1  1  2   27  HawkAussie   0  0  1  3  0  1  1  0  0    7
WaywardSon  0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Blaze Stor   0  4  2  0  1  1  0  3  1   42
Tonga Bob   11 8  0  7  2  1  2  0  0   52  Strigoi      14 11 0  9  3  0  2  1  0   77
pantskyle   0  11 0  13 1  4  0  1  0   73  Pie 4 Life   0  8  0  10 7  4  0  2  0   88
TheInjuryF  0  8  0  10 7  4  2  1  0   76  DragoDelph   0  14 0  5  5  3  2  0  2   71
Raveneyes   0  6  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   23  Chief        0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Agent93     0  7  7  10 1  0  3  0  0   57  Stoods       0  0  2  1  0  0  1  0  0    5

The rookies just keep getting it done! Wing sensation SBYM shined again with 17 disposals 5 marks and a goal, spudmaster & Purple7x08_24 both chiming in with a goal each but for mine it was FurTheWin who showed his full potential. Being sent closer to goal during the game, he produced a five kick/five goal effort that oozed both effectiveness and efficiency. The experienced heads also got to work with TheInjuryFactory (18 touches/7 tackles/1 goal), pantskyle (24 touches/1 goal), Agent93 (17 touches/7 marks) & FootyGuy13 (14 touches/7 marks) all productive.

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Some initial Hot Takes:
  • SBYM is leading the way early door for disposals, handballs and DT & Exie points;
  • pantskyle has the moist kicks, tackles, frees for and positive FK differential;
  • The early running is the Wooshette is shared by Dinsdale & FurTheWin although the full forward has the most behinds;
  • Mofra shares the lead for most marks with Agent93 & SBYM and has conceded the most free kicks;
  • Cesoir however has the lowest FK differential on -5.
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Round Four - At Home again vs The Royals


Last time we met: Round 13, Season 33

Gold City Royals 18.11 (119) lost to Coney Island Warriors 19.9 (123)

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Thanks for the votes that you've cast so far Wazzas. Keep it up, and if you've missed a week then it's not too late to get them in.

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) TheInjuryFactory
4 votes) FurTheWin
3 votes) SBYM
2 votes) Agent93
1 vote) pantskyle

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Reckon there's been an effort in a match thread that's made beer come out of your nostrils? Let us know by nominating them for the Pwned Trophy. This week for me was Snuffaluphagus proving that the Fremantle supporter base isn't one big love in. Maybe it was 'shooting fish in a barrel' areas, but the gun doesn't fire itself.

Round 3 #PwnedTrophy Tonga Bob


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And so on...

Let your hairs down Wazzas, we're still at home this week. Have a good one!
 
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Round Three - At Home vs The Goons

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Happy Monday Wazzas, time to debrief on the week just gone.

We were at home for the first time this season, hosting a Dragons team that were also winless but, in Sweet's version of the old cricketing adage "sh*t gets wickets", the reptilian franchise have a disgustingly healthy recent record against us.

The match thread started on a Monday night. As Die Hard was on the TV a Dragon meat shield tried to Hans Gruber his way into the thread, only to fire up the usually observing Snuffaluphagus in a way that quite frankly I'd love to see more of! The rest of the week was trope-laden, with some donks thrown in for good measure. We also had a tour of Van Cortlandt Park, bumping into Lord_Flashheart in the process.

The game itself was a close one. In soggy conditions, the visitors kicked the opening goal withing the first minute and managed to keep their noses in front for the majority of proceedings, unsurprisingly winning by 10 points with accuracy in front of goal keeping us in it. Not only unsurprising given the recent form, but also because we were actually rocking a milestone - pantskyle playing his 100th game for the Warriors. Seems that keeping it a secret didn't help our chances.

The result keeps us at the foot of the table but still only one game out of the top 8.

And percentage.

Lots of percentage.

Round Three Ladder

Rich (BB code):
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Baghdad Bombers        3   3   -   -    -    314   228   137.72   12     3W     WWW    +1     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    3   3   -   -    -    356   317   112.30   12     3W     WWW    +1      -      -
Roys FFC               2   2   -   -    -    269   190   141.58    8     2W     WW     +2     -1      -
Gumbies FFC            3   2   1   -    -    301   220   136.82    8     2W     LWW    +2     -1      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC  3   2   1   -    -    333   267   124.72    8     1L     WWL    -4     -1      -
Gold City Royals       3   2   1   -    -    275   304    90.46    8     1W     WLW    +2     -1      -
Fighting Furies        2   1   1   -    -    227   206   110.19    4     1L     WL     -3     -1      -
Dragons FFC            3   1   2   -    -    254   281    90.39    4     1W     LLW    +2     -2     Ldr
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West Coast Wonders     3   1   2   -    -    255   290    87.93    4     2L     WLL    -2     -2      -
Sin City Swamprats     3   1   2   -    2    317   331    95.77    2     1L     LWL    -1     -2.5   -0.5
East Side Phoenix      2   -   2   -    -    207   265    78.11    -     2L     LL      -     -3     -1
Las Vegas Bears        3   -   3   -    -    185   265    69.81    -     3L     LLL     -     -3     -1
Coney Island Warriors  3   -   3   -    -    205   334    61.38    -     3L     LLL     -     -3     -1

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Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               3    2        6    2        9    2        13   2    80     
DRA               4    0        7    3        9    7        13   12   90     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mesc        0  2  2  6  0  1  0  0  0   25  Ashman OG    0  7  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   41
TubbsFarqu  0  2  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   28  Matt_352     0  1  6  4  1  1  2  0  0   28
Purple7x08  0  3  2  3  0  0  0  1  0   27  Knifey Spo   0  2  0  1  1  0  0  1  1   19
Snuffaluph  0  6  2  4  0  1  1  0  0   30  Hatchy1992   0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Piggy Smal  0  2  2  2  2  1  1  1  0   28  T2B_         0  4  4  4  0  0  1  0  0   29
Cesoir      0  7  5  4  2  0  2  0  0   46  BringBackT   0  2  3  4  2  0  0  0  0   31
FootyGuy13  0  6  7  8  1  0  3  0  0   50  Ljp86        0  9  5  12 3  0  2  0  0   72
Mofra       0  6  6  4  0  2  0  0  0   46  A Swallow    0  11 6  13 2  1  1  0  0   83
SBYM        0  7  5  10 3  0  0  1  0   74  Bradesmaen   0  13 7  10 0  3  0  0  0   83
toxic       0  4  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   27  serial_thr   0  5  5  8  1  1  1  2  3   63
Freofalcon  0  1  0  3  1  0  0  1  0   19  DJ75         0  2  2  6  1  1  2  0  1   24
spudmaster  0  3  2  8  0  0  2  1  0   31  Braklet      0  7  2  6  1  1  1  2  1   54
FurTheWin   0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  VandoHawk    0  5  0  0  1  0  0  2  3   34
Dinsdale    0  3  1  0  2  2  1  1  2   27  HawkAussie   0  0  1  3  0  1  1  0  0    7
WaywardSon  0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Blaze Stor   0  4  2  0  1  1  0  3  1   42
Tonga Bob   11 8  0  7  2  1  2  0  0   52  Strigoi      14 11 0  9  3  0  2  1  0   77
pantskyle   0  11 0  13 1  4  0  1  0   73  Pie 4 Life   0  8  0  10 7  4  0  2  0   88
TheInjuryF  0  8  0  10 7  4  2  1  0   76  DragoDelph   0  14 0  5  5  3  2  0  2   71
Raveneyes   0  6  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   23  Chief        0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Agent93     0  7  7  10 1  0  3  0  0   57  Stoods       0  0  2  1  0  0  1  0  0    5

The rookies just keep getting it done! Wing sensation SBYM shined again with 17 disposals 5 marks and a goal, spudmaster & Purple7x08_24 both chiming in with a goal each but for mine it was FurTheWin who showed his full potential. Being sent closer to goal during the game, he produced a five kick/five goal effort that oozed both effectiveness and efficiency. The experienced heads also got to work with TheInjuryFactory (18 touches/7 tackles/1 goal), pantskyle (24 touches/1 goal), Agent93 (17 touches/7 marks) & FootyGuy13 (14 touches/7 marks) all productive.

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Some initial Hot Takes:
  • SBYM is leading the way early door for disposals, handballs and DT & Exie points;
  • pantskyle has the moist kicks, tackles, frees for and positive FK differential;
  • The early running is the Wooshette is shared by Dinsdale & FurTheWin although the full forward has the most behinds;
  • Mofra shares the lead for most marks with Agent93 & SBYM and has conceded the most free kicks;
  • Cesoir however has the lowest FK differential on -5.
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Round Four - At Home again vs The Royals


Last time we met: Round 13, Season 33

Gold City Royals 18.11 (119) lost to Coney Island Warriors 19.9 (123)

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Thanks for the votes that you've cast so far Wazzas. Keep it up, and if you've missed a week then it's not too late to get them in.

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) TheInjuryFactory
4 votes) FurTheWin
3 votes) SBYM
2 votes) Agent93
1 vote) pantskyle

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Reckon there's been an effort in a match thread that's made beer come out of your nostrils? Let us know by nominating them for the Pwned Trophy. This week for me was Snuffaluphagus proving that the Fremantle supporter base isn't one big love in. Maybe it was 'shooting fish in a barrel' areas, but the gun doesn't fire itself.

Round 3 #PwnedTrophy Tonga Bob


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And so on...

Let your hairs down Wazzas, we're still at home this week. Have a good one!
I'm a simple man, I see an almighty flog/idiot, I react. I need some more of my favourites to pop up:
  • A certain Hawks mod
  • Danster
  • Purplearmy
  • Any non-Wazza Eagle
  • Van_Dyke

My bantz is restricted to flogs I have had dealings with unfortunately
 

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