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Round Five Review
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Round Five - Away vs Roy

[The last time someone in purple kicked 9 goals]


Happy Monday Thursday Wazzas, it's weekly review time!

After a couple of not-quite-victories at home, it was time to travel again as we went to the BJO looking to square the ledger against a Roys outfit who were up and about. It seems as though the sim works on averages, and given we'd lost our last two games overall and our previous eight against our hosts, it was time for said averages to get off their average arses and do the needful.

Despite losing some notable players in the past two off seasons, the monkey men still had enough in the tank to make for a pleasant week in the match thread. We keep keep turning up which, as a captain, is quite the relief. I wasn't around as much given my current pilgrimage to the Motherland so it was great to see a few of you step up in my absence with Dinsdale leading the way, along with some superb cameos from some of the veterans like Freofalcon Reginald Perrin & TubbsFarquhar .

The when game day arrived, the weirdest thing happened. The averages got off their average arses and did the needful! We kicked five goals to two in the first quarter to race out to a handy lead, one which was threatened in the third however that seemed to spur the averages on by giving us a 7 goal to 3 final quarter to finish up 38 points to the good!!! The victory saw us climb two rungs of the ladder and although we see ourselves in 9th place, we're two wins off top spot. Two wins off bottom spot as well, but nuts to that.

Round Five Ladder

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                        P  W  L  D Pen   For  Agst     %    Pts Streak  Last 5  Change   GB  Chase
Baghdad Bombers         4  4  -  -   -   459   416  110.34%  16    W4   WWWW       -    Ldr      -
Gold City Royals        5  3  2  -   -   564   462  122.08%  12    L1   WWLWL     +1     +1      -
Las Vegas Bears         5  3  2  -   -   496   409  121.27%  12    L1   WLWWL     -1     +1      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC   5  3  2  -   -   530   472  112.29%  12    W1   LWWLW     +3     +1      -
Gumbies FFC             5  3  2  -   -   493   464  106.24%  12    W1   WWLLW     +1     +1      -
Roys FFC                5  3  2  -   -   463   459  100.87%  12    L1   LWWWL     -2     +1      -
Dragons FFC             5  3  2  -   -   476   541   87.99%  12    W2   WLLWW     +1     +1      -
Fighting Furies         4  2  2  -   -   442   409  108.07%   8    W2   LLWW      +2     +2    Ldr
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Coney Island Warriors   4  2  2  -   -   401   411   97.57%   8    W1   WLLW      +2     +2      -
East Side Phoenix       4  2  2  -   -   336   362   92.82%   8    L1   LWWL      -5     +2      -
West Coast Wonders      4  1  3  -   -   353   403   87.59%   4    L3   WLLL      -2     +3     +1
Sin City Swamprats      5  1  4  -   -   446   525   84.95%   4    W1   LLLLW      -     +3     +1
Mount Buller Demons     5  -  5  -   -   433   559   77.46%   -    L5   LLLLL      -     +4     +2

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ROY SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ROY               2    1        8    2        12   3        15   4    94      
CIW               5    2        10   3        13   4        20   12   132     
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Barrels     0  9  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   45  Piggy Smal   0  2  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
Roylion     0  8  8  10 1  1  1  0  0   70  Mofra        0  1  3  4  0  0  2  0  0   14
RU_         0  4  4  4  0  0  3  1  1   30  spudmaster   0  6  4  4  0  2  0  0  0   40
_Mike_      0  2  3  6  0  0  2  0  0   21  Lord_Flash   0  6  6  13 1  1  3  0  0   58
Aristotle   0  4  3  10 2  1  2  0  0   44  toxic        0  6  1  3  0  1  0  0  0   28
JackNah_8   0  15 6  5  2  1  1  0  0   79  Raveneyes    0  7  2  6  0  2  0  0  0   41
3KZ is Foo  0  15 7  11 1  3  1  1  1   99  TheInjuryF   0  12 8  13 3  0  3  1  1   96
Runk        0  16 6  9  1  0  3  0  0   79  Dinsdale     0  9  0  13 3  2  1  0  0   64
Allikat     0  8  4  12 3  1  0  2  0   85  Tonga Bob    0  6  3  9  0  0  3  0  1   37
Chezzalenk  0  4  3  3  0  0  1  1  0   30  FootyGuy13   0  10 6  14 2  1  2  2  0   91
Mooch       0  7  0  4  2  0  2  2  0   43  Freofalcon   0  9  6  7  2  1  2  2  0   74
Lore        0  7  4  9  0  2  2  0  0   47  CursingFij   0  8  9  9  2  0  0  1  1   84
Beandip     0  2  0  1  0  0  0  2  0   20  TubbsFarqu   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  0  2   12
windyhill   0  3  0  0  0  2  0  2  1   24  Purple7x08   0  13 2  6  2  3  1  9  3  122
zackah      0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25  Reginald P   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
royboy2     6  6  0  7  1  0  0  0  0   42  pantskyle    12 26 0  8  1  1  0  1  1  118
Zevon       0  4  0  7  4  5  0  0  0   47  Snuffaluph   0  8  0  5  7  2  0  1  0   70
tigs2010    0  9  0  3  6  4  1  2  0   70  SBYM         0  5  0  12 2  5  0  0  0   52
Ed_Gein     0  11 3  11 2  3  2  0  0   69  The Filth    0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13
DERRINALPH  8  9  0  9  4  0  1  0  0   66  Agent93      0  12 9  12 3  1  6  0  1   83

As the video at the top of the post alludes, the last time someone in purple kicked nine goals was Snuffaluphagus lookalike Matthew Pavlich. Until last Sunday that is. Coach The Donald pulled a couple of inspired positional changes out of his less-than-average arse, one of which was to throw Purple7x08_24 into the goalsquare. And the maestro paid his coach back in spades, kicking 9.3 from 19 disposals in a career best outing. Ruckmonkey pantskyle also had a day out, his mammoth 26 kicks to go with 8 handballs, 12 hitouts and a goal saw him join Purple as the first Wazzas to crack the ton in DT points this season.

Many other filled their boots in the cloudy conditions, including TheInjuryFactory (25 disposals/8 marks/3 tackles (absurd from a wing!)/1 goal), FootyGuy13 (24 disposals/6 marks/2 goals), Agent93 (24 disposals/9 marks/6 frees against), Freofalcon (16 disposals/6 marks/2 goals), CursingFijian (17 disposals/9 marks/1 goal), free kick SBYM (5 frees for), Snuffaluphagus (13 disposals/7 tackles/1 goal off the bench) & Reginald Perrin (2 goals).

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Round Six - At Home vs The Royals


Last time we met: Round 4, Season 34

Coney Island Warriors 14.5 (89) were defeated by Gold City Royals 17.11 (113) at Van Cortlandt Park

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It was a big week on & off the field, plenty of great performances worthy of Frankie votes. Keep them coming in!!

Round 5 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Purple7x08_24
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) CursingFijian
1 vote) FootyGuy13

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I'm on holiday so can't think of any noms, although TheInjuryFactory nominated one a page or two ago. If anyone else has any then shoot them through.

Another big week this week Wazzas, get amongst it!
 
Round Six Review
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Round Six - At Home vs The Royals

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Well Wazzas, the streak is well and truly on! Welcome back to another review, let's see what happened.

We were back at home in round six after pulling off a smash & grab at the Roys the previous week, this time facing the Gold City Royals in what was a significant round for a few of us. It was the first time that The Filth Wizard was facing his former team since his blockbuster move in the off-season, Freofalcon was notching up SFA game number 250 and TheInjuryFactory joined the pantheon of Coney Island greats by playing game 150 in persimmon, thus earning Life Membership.

These sorts of occasions are normally harbingers of doom for us when it comes to qooty, but it looks like the strategy of 'celebrate one and ignore the other' seems to have worked a treat. It was another lively week in the match thread with 17 of us throwing out around 550 truth nuggets out there. The Royals are mostly good folk despite the inbreeding, nepotism & [REDACTED] and were talkative visitors, particularly the new guy.

Once Sunday Friday 3 rolled around we were ready to rumble, or so we thought. A 6 goal to 2 quarter to the Gold Citizens had us staring down the barrel of another milestone malaise, and by the 5 minute mark of the second stanza we were in a 40 point hole. However we dug up and kicked six of the next seven goals to trail by only 10 points at the halfway mark. The second half had similar twists and turns - the Royals kicked the first 3 goals of the third quarter to increase their lead to 28 points only for Piggy to kick 3 goals and Purple 2 in the quarter to see the lead reduced to a solitary point at the final change.

Then things got real tight. We kicked a couple of goals, they kicked a couple of goals. We kicked another goal, they kicked another goal. We kicked another goal, they couldn't afford. So we ended up seven points ahead at the final siren. Great success!

The win sees us climb back into the top 8 and, thanks to a close first half of the ladder, only one game off top spot with a game in hand!

Round Six Ladder
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                        P  W  L  D Pen   For  Agst     %    Pts Streak  Last 5  Change   GB  Chase
Las Vegas Bears         6  4  2  -   -   598   481  124.32%  16    W1   LWWLW     +2    Ldr      -
Roys FFC                6  4  2  -   -   542   533  101.69%  16    W1   WWWLW     +4      -      -
Baghdad Bombers         5  4  1  -   -   506   542   93.36%  16    L1   WWWWL     -2      -      -
Fighting Furies         5  3  2  -   -   551   467  117.99%  12    W3   LLWWW     +4     +1      -
Gold City Royals        6  3  3  -   -   666   571  116.64%  12    L2   WLWLL     -3     +1      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC   6  3  3  -   -   602   574  104.88%  12    L1   WWLWL     -2     +1      -
Coney Island Warriors   5  3  2  -   -   510   513   99.42%  12    W2   WLLWW     +2     +1      -
Gumbies FFC             6  3  3  -   -   553   588   94.05%  12    L1   WLLWL     +1     +1    Ldr
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Dragons FFC             6  3  3  -   -   534   650   82.15%  12    L1   LLWWL     -2     +1      -
East Side Phoenix       5  3  2  -   4   462   409  112.96%   8    W1   LWWLW      -     +2     +1
West Coast Wonders      5  2  3  -   -   477   463  103.02%   8    W1   WLLLW      -     +2     +1
Sin City Swamprats      6  1  5  -   -   520   604   86.09%   4    L1   LLLWL      -     +3     +2
Mount Buller Demons     5  -  5  -   -   433   559   77.46%   -    L5   LLLLL      -     +4     +3

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CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               2    0        8    1        13   4        17   7    109     
GCR               6    4        9    5        13   5        16   6    102     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Dinsdale    0  6  0  5  3  2  0  0  0   42  Smartys Po   0  10 3  6  0  2  0  0  0   53
Mofra       0  7  4  1  0  0  0  0  0   35  MrPremiers   0  7  7  3  0  0  0  0  0   48
pantskyle   14 7  0  6  4  1  1  0  0   61  RilesMacca   0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
Lord_Flash  0  7  5  7  1  0  0  0  0   54  weltschmer   0  6  3  6  1  0  0  0  0   43
TubbsFarqu  0  5  3  10 0  1  0  0  0   45  Golumless    0  8  7  7  2  0  3  0  0   58
Snuffaluph  0  7  3  7  0  0  1  0  0   41  Camros2      0  10 4  9  2  0  0  0  0   68
TheInjuryF  0  15 6  10 0  1  3  0  0   75  grumblegut   0  6  3  7  0  0  1  1  0   44
spudmaster  0  9  5  9  1  0  0  0  1   65  Lomas        0  6  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
Agent93     0  10 4  17 0  1  2  0  0   71  Membling     0  17 4  8  2  0  1  0  1   85
FootyGuy13  0  18 6  6  0  0  0  5  1  115  Memphis      0  3  2  1  0  0  1  1  0   20
The Filth   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22  SarahSmile   0  4  2  8  0  0  0  1  0   40
CursingFij  0  11 3  7  1  0  1  0  0   57  CakeEater    0  4  0  9  3  0  1  1  0   45
Piggy Smal  0  6  0  0  0  0  0  5  1   49  Bianconeri   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13
Purple7x08  0  6  0  0  2  0  0  3  3   47  nahnah       0  5  0  0  2  0  0  5  0   53
Reginald P  0  1  0  1  2  0  0  1  0   19  krakouers    0  2  0  0  0  1  0  1  1   14
toxic       0  2  3  7  0  1  0  1  0   36  GreyCrow     18 10 0  8  3  1  2  1  0   77
SBYM        0  5  1  6  5  3  0  0  0   53  Kapow!!!     0  10 5  8  5  1  1  2  1   92
Tonga Bob   0  8  0  9  4  3  0  0  0   61  Cadsky       0  7  0  14 6  4  1  0  0   74
Raveneyes   0  4  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   19  Ulahoopski   0  6  1  3  1  0  1  2  2   42
Freofalcon  0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  hotchilli    0  12 7  7  0  0  1  0  0   68

FootyGuy13 was back to his Frankie winning form with 24 disposals, 6 marks and 5 goals from a flank to earn BOG while Piggy Smalls also kicked five goals from a pocket. For the second week in a row Purple7x08_24 took over from The Filth Wizard at full forward and added another three goals to the 9 he booted last week, while Filthy kicked two to share the overall goalkicking lead with Purple & Guy on 12 for the season with Piggy a further kick back.

The wings in Agent93 (27 disposals/4 marks) and our newest life member TheInjuryFactory (25 disposals/6 marks) were the pick of the mids, with SBYM and toxic spending some time in the guts as well.

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Round Seven - At Home vs The Wonders


Last time we met: Round 9, Season 34

West Coast Wonders 20.6 (126) defeated Coney Island Warriors 18.10 (118) at the Colosseum

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It's that time again folks. Get 'em in.

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) Piggy Smalls
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) Agent93
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar

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idk, did we rile up guts enough for a Pwned nom? Let me know.

We're back at home this week against the Wondders, but given I'm typing this on a Thursday I'm sure you already know that. Enjoy the rest of your week!!
 
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#thestreak is on baby :cool:
 

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Round Seven - At Home vs The Wondders

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Welcome back to another review Wazzas, and just like randy Gomez up above we too are up and about!

Round six saw us continue to enjoy the comforts of home, as we hosted the Wondders Family. One of those teams that historically we haven't always seen eye to eye with, this week though saw a more convivial mood among our visitors... well, for the most part at least. Perhaps it was due to their celebrating Clarkey's 500th game, the 5th person to reach that particular milestone and the 4th to do so in a match against us.

Anyhoo, 19 of us turned up in a thread where we again provided the majority of content which has been a pleasantly recurring theme throughout the season! And speaking of recurring themes, this extended to the qooty. An even first quarter and some interesting substitutions from coach The Donald led to a two goal lead at half time, which increased to 22 points at the final change before a see-sawing six goal apiece shootout in the final stanza saw us 25 points to the good once the final siren sang!

Three wins on the trot and #thestreak is well and truly on. This saw us rise up to fourth on the ladder but second by win percentage and with a game in hand over first placed Roy.

Ladder After Round Seven

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                        P  W  L  D Pen   For  Agst     %    Pts Streak  Last 5  Change   GB  Chase
Roys FFC                7  5  2  -   -   662   650  101.85%  20    W2   WWLWW     +1    Ldr      -
Las Vegas Bears         7  4  3  -   -   684   581  117.73%  16    L1   WWLWL     -1     +1      -
Gold City Royals        7  4  3  -   -   750   653  114.85%  16    W1   LWLLW     +2     +1      -
Coney Island Warriors   6  4  2  -   -   632   610  103.61%  16    W3   LLWWW     +3     +1      -
Gumbies FFC             7  4  3  -   -   648   657   98.63%  16    W1   LLWLW     +3     +1      -
Baghdad Bombers         6  4  2  -   -   623   662   94.11%  16    L2   WWWLL     -3     +1      -
Fighting Furies         6  3  3  -   -   620   562  110.32%  12    L1   LWWWL     -3     +2      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC   7  3  4  -   -   684   658  103.95%  12    L2   WLWLL     -2     +2    Ldr
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Dragons FFC             6  3  3  -   -   534   650   82.15%  12    L1   LLWWL      -     +2      -
East Side Phoenix       6  3  3  -   4   515   490  105.10%   8    L1   WWLWL      -     +3     +1
West Coast Wonders      6  2  4  -   -   574   585   98.12%   8    L1   LLLWL      -     +3     +1
Sin City Swamprats      7  2  5  -   -   620   690   89.86%   8    W1   LLWLW      -     +3     +1
Mount Buller Demons     6  1  5  -   -   514   612   83.99%   4    W1   LLLLW      -     +4     +2


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CIW SENIORS Vs WON SENIORS
CIW               4    3        8    7        12   11       18   14   122    
WON               4    1        6    5        9    7        15   7    97     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WON         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Reginald P  0  4  1  3  0  0  1  1  0   24  ClarkeM      0  5  3  6  0  1  2  0  0   31
The Filth   0  0  1  5  1  0  0  0  0   17  BallaratBu   0  5  5  6  0  0  0  0  0   42
Piggy Smal  0  3  0  2  1  0  0  1  2   25  Brenton Da   0  5  2  2  1  0  0  0  0   29
Snuffaluph  0  10 2  6  0  0  0  0  0   48  SM           0  12 8  10 0  0  1  0  0   77
Purple7x08  0  6  1  9  2  0  0  0  0   47  MayTheNort   0  13 6  8  1  0  0  0  0   77
Raveneyes   0  10 3  7  0  1  2  0  0   48  NinjaSwan    0  8  6  10 2  0  0  0  0   70
The Half B  0  16 8  10 1  1  3  1  1   95  Soggy2112    0  5  7  8  1  0  0  0  0   56
spudmaster  0  17 11 14 1  1  2  1  2  119  LukeParker   0  7  1  7  0  2  0  2  0   52
Agent93     0  15 3  9  1  1  1  0  0   74  HARPSichor   0  13 1  11 3  2  3  0  0   69
FootyGuy13  0  12 11 9  1  0  1  4  1  113  Rioli2Riol   0  5  1  3  2  1  3  0  1   25
TheInjuryF  0  3  3  5  0  0  1  1  1   32  Grand Uncl   0  1  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   22
CursingFij  0  6  9  8  2  2  2  2  2   79  dogs105      0  7  3  7  0  0  0  3  2   64
TubbsFarqu  0  4  3  1  0  0  0  2  0   35  croweater    0  5  2  0  1  0  0  4  1   50
Mesc        0  5  1  0  2  1  0  4  1   52  jezzajay     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26
SBYM        0  4  0  4  1  1  0  0  2   27  SSwans2011   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13
pantskyle   12 8  0  8  4  3  0  1  1   78  damicky      18 11 0  10 4  2  2  1  0   89
Mofra       0  10 0  12 9  2  0  0  0   92  JT_the_Man   0  7  0  12 9  3  5  0  0   69
Tonga Bob   0  11 0  9  12 7  3  0  0   97  Cubs2Lions   0  14 0  13 10 6  2  0  1  109
Dinsdale    0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Frothies M   0  14 8  6  0  0  1  2  1   88
Freofalcon  0  4  3  7  0  0  1  0  1   33  AnUltimate   0  10 8  8  0  0  1  0  0   67

For the second game in a row, the Fritschian FootyGuy13 topped the 100 DT point mark with a 20 disposal/11 mark/4 goal effort. Sophomore centreman spudmaster also cashed in on the cloudy conditions with possibly a career best game, amassing 31 disposals, 11 marks and a goal. Others to do well included Mofra (22 disposals/9 tackles) who was moved onto the ball, the returning The Half Back (26 disposals/8 marks/1 goal), CursingFijian (14 disposals/9 marks/2 goals), Agent93 (24 disposals/3 marks), Mesc (4 goals) and oldmate (20 disposals/12 tackles).

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Bit of a discrepancy here thanks to Halfy's stunning return to the team, as he leads the season averages in kicks, marks, disposals, frees against, DT points & Exie things. Will probably have to move him to a back pocket to fix that this week.

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Round Eight - Away vs The Dragons


Last time we met: Round 3, Season 34

Coney Island Warriors 13.2 (80) were defeated by Dragons FFC 13.12 (90) at Van Cortlandt Park

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Spoiled for choices again, so make sure you get your Frankie votes in to recognise who's doing the business on & off the field. Cheers lads!

Round 7 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) FootyGuy13
3 votes) Bob, T
2 votes) Freofalcon
1 vote) The Half Back


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Lawd help me with this one. Check out the thread again and get a Pwned nom in.

We're off to Dragon Island this week, but it's cool cos they have an awesome Sizzler there... wait, I'm being handed a note.

Enjoy the week regardless Wazzas.

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!
 
From superstar to rock bottom, no votes for you Dinsdale you hack.

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5. Spuddy
4. Footyyyyyy
3. Moffy
2. Halfie
1. Cursie
 

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