what hand does he wipe his butt with
Yours.
Otherwise it must be his left. This week at least!
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what hand does he wipe his butt with
Yours.
Otherwise it must be his left. This week at least!
Dear Number 9,
I have come to the conclusion that you must be a short statured, overweight gay man with very low self esteem that owns an unsuccessful peanut factory.
I base my hypothesis on the following assumptions;
- You’re an umpire meaning you can’t actually play the game which I have put down to your short stature which is validated by your obvious aversion to being the “bigger man”
- Your clever and mildly amusing word association game “Mr Ronald McDonaldson”, in the psychological world would indicate that you regularly overindulge in the cuisine of this fine establishment hence overweight
- You obviously are very upset that #8 will not play another game this year which I think is due to your not being able to see him bathe after the game – gay
- Your need to mention that you had someone “working for you” indicates that you need to validate your own importance to justify your self worth
- And finally whilst you owning a peanut factory is just my gut feel, I quite often get peanuts lodged in my anus which gives me a similar pain to that which I feel reading your posts
And so my short statured friend, please review my previous comments around head high contact and note that I am equally disappointed with your players injuries as that of those for players in the entire league.
PS, please invent peanuts without sharp edges.
Absolute Gold Marching!
Drongo Number 9 hasnt ever really ran around in the 2s. Not sure where you get that information from. Apart from a few games due to injury over the last 2 years. Since you are casting 'dispersions' who are the other meatheads? i dont like playing against them so wouldnt enjoy playing with them either.
Thanks Highnumbers. Not quite sure what games Drongo has been watching but i think i've played 10 or 15 reserves grade games in the last 10 years, 8 of those have been in the last two years (3 last year and 5 this year) and the balance were back in 2001 when i coached the two's and had to play two games to ensure that we could field a side in the two's!!
Let's not go down the meathead path because we all know that every club has them!! We HAD more than our fair share a few years back but i think we might be on a par with everyone else right now.
My understanding is:
Yellow: Off for 10, can be replaced
Red: Off for 10, Can't be replaced + report
Black: Off for Game, Can't be replaced for 10 + report
Best Value Item of the Year - $3 freshly made Ham & Salad roll at Monash
Definitely agree with the above. We also have a great Roast Beef Roll at Whitehorse reserve and i do like the hot Chicken Roll at Mt Lilydale. The sound of chewing it drowns out the local bridge troll's voice.
HAHA North Brunny couldnt have happened to a better bunch of blokes. 2 Send off's. You absolute tools.
Great game today by Tommy Wall and Gibbo.
Sneako doesnt look good for Rhodes, has he done the knee? Pullka also looks like hes in trouble. Not much depth to come in.
Reserves Performance of the Year - Calling for nominations for guys who dominated a game against or for your two's
Round 6 - Manningham Cobras (0.4-4) vs Monash Gryphons (28.14-182)
Not many games are teams left completely goalless.
IFF, In the bar after the game I heard our coach say to your short ass grey haired assistant coach after the game 'bad luck today but congrats on a good season had by your club'. Your ass coach turned to the surprise of all present and said 'your'e joking ain't you we had 6 out today'.
Surely his not serious is he
Funny really.
We'd have loved to have beaten your mob. No question. As to who was in & who was out, stiff shit. We ran out with 22, you ran out with 22 & we both finished with less than that fit to play.
Losing finals is a bitter pill at the best of times. The may have been some bile in his response, but at the need of the day it would only be him hating losing.
The issue most of the competition have had with Lilydale this year has been their lack of grace, whether winning or losing (which they haven't done much of). We won't miss that. Nor their ground - although we were fortunate enough to miss that ourselves this year.
Good luck this week. If you do get over the Gryphons you'll have earned it.
Personally I hope you don't.
IFF, In the bar after the game I heard our coach say to your short ass grey haired assistant coach after the game 'bad luck today but congrats on a good season had by your club'. Your ass coach turned to the surprise of all present and said 'your'e joking ain't you we had 6 out today'.
Surely his not serious is he
Originally Posted by Plugger28
Good luck to BOTH teams - Im not in to beating up on teams - but my opinion is the Gryphons will be too good on the day. The injuries that MtL seemed to be serious - is there any news on Rhodes? How bad is the knee?
I'm told that Rhodes, Pullka both didn't train last night as they both have done acl and will have knee reco. Hooke has a busted hand so I guess he'll be running water.
How did Baughn go on the weekend? Would be good to have him back in form for the GF.
I'm told that Rhodes, Pullka both didn't train last night as they both have done acl and will have knee reco. Hooke has a busted hand so I guess he'll be running water.
rosejam maybe the nth brunswick person was having ago at ur dog player vjay singh as he has prevented a person from playing football ever again due to his head high hit if we had umpires would have gone for 10weeks, thats the issue palying 2nds players think there tough as when there own umpires controll the game and do what they want and then when its down to the buisness end go soft saying that would have been the first time the nth person has been seen him since that round i noticed he didn't play in the 2nd semi probably to scared.
anyway swinburne won not on there ability just on norths errors which probaly cost them the week before as we no thats footy u just need a bit of luck at the right time just like the goal from a free kick in the last minute which was a point mind u and swinny got the luck, but in saying that nth have only themselfs to blame!!!! doubt swinny will get close to monash and im sure monash were releaved after the game knowing they are only playing swinny not nth good luck and i hope it buckets down with lighting/hail storm u name it cause ill be nice and relaxed watching the races Monash for the daily double both games 39+ get on know norm short $1.95 each of 2