Toast Dees in the coaches' votes - 2023 edition

[Meds]

Kade "KADE CHANDLER" Chandler in the votes for round three. Would love to know the coach breakdown here.

9 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
7 Christian Petracca (MELB)
6 Ed Langdon (MELB)
6 Brodie Grundy (MELB)
1 Lachie Hunter (MELB)
1 Kade Chandler (MELB)

Coach 1: Oliver BOG, Langdon/Grundy 2nd/3rd, Trac 4th, Hunter/Chandler 5th
Coach 2: Petracca BOG, Oliver 2nd, Langdon/Grundy 3rd/4th, Hunter/Chandler 5th

Was coach 2 Horse on the Sauce? Or was it Goody down at the Sorrento pub when he lodged his votes?

 

[Bluelegs]

I think a good sign of how well a player performed is how much you noticed them, and despite Trac leading the possession count I barely noticed a thing he did. Was shocked that he had the most on the ground.

This is why players put peroxide in their hair.

 

[schmuttt]

Lever would be leading the B&F right now imo. Had a great start to the year and agree he should be stand in captain.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

This is why players put peroxide in their hair.

Doesnt make any difference to me, if youre largely ineffective and get nothing possessions you could dye your hair blue like PG and I wouldnt notice you.

 

[Topkent]

Tracs disposal was stinky, for a guy who is arguably the best in the league on his day he's been know where near it and yet he'll still probably have something stupid like 4 Brownlow votes already, meanwhile Lever would have 0

 

[Headless]

Against the Eagles.

9 Christian Petracca (MELB)
8 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
6 Brodie Grundy (MELB)
5 Tim Kelly (WCE)
2 Tom McDonald (MELB)

 

[Johnny Karate]

Against the Eagles.

9 Christian Petracca (MELB)
8 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
6 Brodie Grundy (MELB)
5 Tim Kelly (WCE)
2 Tom McDonald (MELB)

There are a number of alt accounts that are about to be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!

 

[The Dr]

There are a number of alt accounts that are about to be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!

Yep- WTF WOULD COACHES KNOW ABOUT MODERN FOOTY


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[Johnny Karate]

Yep- WTF WOULD COACHES KNOW ABOUT MODERN FOOTY


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I’m not sure as I’m the alt account that’s here having a good time with my contrarian views.

 

[Bluelegs]

There are a number of alt accounts that are about to be ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!

If it were up to me no one but Judd McVee would get any votes.

 

[Proper Gander]

If it were up to me no one but Judd McVee would get any votes.

I would just give Angus Brayshaw votes

 

[Bluelegs]

I would just give Angus Brayshaw votes

You'd know better than me. I didn't watch the game.

 

[Proper Gander]

You'd know better than me. I didn't watch the game.

I don’t know better than you, legs, I’m just a troll alt.

 

[Bluelegs]

I don’t know better than you, legs, I’m just a troll alt.

Since we're the same person I'd say we know about the same.

 

[Toump Ass]

Against the Eagles.

9 Christian Petracca (MELB)
8 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
6 Brodie Grundy (MELB)
5 Tim Kelly (WCE)
2 Tom McDonald (MELB)

Exactly how I saw it, except **** Tom MacDonald.

 

[Johnny Karate]

If it were up to me no one but Judd McVee would get any votes.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Yep- WTF WOULD COACHES KNOW ABOUT MODERN FOOTY


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Midfielders should be the top 30 picks in every draft apparently.

 

[Topkent]

Nah clearly Goody Trac and Oliver have a multi going on a top 5 coaches votes win.

 

[Headless]

Against Essendon.

8 Zach Merrett (ESS)
8 Sam Draper (ESS)
4 Andrew McGrath (ESS)
4 Darcy Parish (ESS)
2 Kyle Langford (ESS)
2 Samuel Durham (ESS)
1 Christian Petracca (MELB)
1 Dylan Shiel (ESS)

 

[Toump Ass]

Against Essendon.

8 Zach Merrett (ESS)
8 Sam Draper (ESS)
4 Andrew McGrath (ESS)
4 Darcy Parish (ESS)
2 Kyle Langford (ESS)
2 Samuel Durham (ESS)
1 Christian Petracca (MELB)
1 Dylan Shiel (ESS)

I honestly wouldn't recognise any of those dudes if I walked past them on the street, aside from Petracca.
Maybe Sam Draper, he that guy whose gone for the Deliverance look? Like mullet and moustache and my parents are siblings type thing
Kids these days. Lot of people running with that look, I dunno, Draper wouldn't really stick out I don't think.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Against Essendon.

8 Zach Merrett (ESS)
8 Sam Draper (ESS)
4 Andrew McGrath (ESS)
4 Darcy Parish (ESS)
2 Kyle Langford (ESS)
2 Samuel Durham (ESS)
1 Christian Petracca (MELB)
1 Dylan Shiel (ESS)

How on earth did Petracca sneak in there?

Thought that weird, rushed around the body mongrel shot that almost went OOtF was emblematic of his game.

 

[Bluelegs]

How on earth did Petracca sneak in there?

Thought that weird, rushed around the body mongrel shot that almost went OOtF was emblematic of his game.

Would be awesome if it was a troll from Brad Scott

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Amazed Goody didnt find a way to give Oliver 5. Impressed that both coaches left him out with 41 meaningless disposals.

 

[Headless]

Against Richmond.

9 Tim Taranto

14

Tim Taranto

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.0

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

15.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

(RICH)
6 Jack Viney

7

Jack Viney

Age

30

Ht

179cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.1

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

12.6

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.7

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

21.8

5star

K

10.3

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

(MELB)
4 Michael Hibberd

14

Michael Hibberd

Age

34

Ht

186cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

8.3

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

326.6

4star

D

16.8

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.4

2star

MG

326.6

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

2.0

4star

(MELB)
3 Jack Riewoldt (RICH)
3 Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

(MELB)
2 Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

(MELB)
2 Jayden Short

15

Jayden Short

Age

28

Ht

178cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

13.3

5star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

430.8

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

14.1

5star

HB

4.9

3star

M

6.3

5star

T

0.8

1star

MG

447.1

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.4

4star

MG

185.2

3star

(RICH)
1 Christian Petracca

5

Christian Petracca

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

(MELB)

 

[Crusty Demon]

Against Richmond.

9 Tim Taranto (RICH)
6 Jack Viney (MELB)
4 Michael Hibberd (MELB)
3 Jack Riewoldt (RICH)
3 Max Gawn (MELB)
2 Clayton Oliver (MELB)
2 Jayden Short (RICH)
1 Christian Petracca (MELB)

Really glad Hibberd got votes.