Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[G String]

I spent about three pages trying to help a Richmond supporter work out what cal twomney means when he says “ Finn o’Sullivan is a number one draft pick contender”. If anything mate I probably should be getting an Employment package as a teaching aid in here for people of this IQ level.

Mate as long as you dont work in the legal industry I think thats a win....

JUDGE : Is the jury's decision unanimous?
YOU : ummm...yes, mostly??

It would be disastrous for our prison over-crowding problem

 

[BF Tiger]

Mate as long as you dont work in the legal industry I think thats a win....

JUDGE : Is the jury's decision unanimous?
YOU : ummm...yes, mostly??

It would be disastrous for our prison over-crowding problem

Judge: did you assess the evidence?
G_C26: just feels your honour

 

[Footy Smarts]

McIntosh next to go

I'd keep him. He's one of the experienced players who can actually get on the field regularly. At least he's useful depth and puts a big body around the kids at VFL level to teach them.

I can't believe they might be signing Dow up for another season. 5th season and couldn't hold his spot in the worst team in the comp going through an injury crisis. They'd genuinely be better off getting Parfitt as a DFA than sticking with Dow.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Such a rich history of finals clashes between the 2 clubs.

In the link above we see the Cats maintaining their recent finals average of 7 goals per game v Richmond.

6, 10, 9, 10, 7, 15, 7, 11, 20, 5, 9, 7 goals is what the Cats have scored against Richmond in their 12 finals clashes. 9 is the median, 9.6 is the average. 9 or less goals in 7 of the 12 finals.

Tigers forwards seem to have somehow had a bit better time of it....

16, 15, 7, 13, 19, 16, 25, 14, 6, 13, 12, 12 goals the Tigers have scored against Geelol in their 12 finals clashes. 14 is the average, 13.5 the median.

Pretty much when the 2 clubs meet in finals, Richmond kicks about 50% more goals.

And in regard to the 69 semi final, FFS Pianto, move Rosenow off R Hart, the latter is destroying him. Thing is you just know if that was the modern era Hart gets 1-2 perfunctory AA selections and Rosenow is a 6 time AA player.

This match just sums the two clubs up really. Cats finished higher on the h&a ladder. Richmond wins the final by an embarrassing amount. Nothing much has changed since.

 

[PhatBoy]

internet time at the nursing home

 

[theprospector]

Martin ragdolling Dangerfield in 2020 . End thread

 

[STPer18]

Martin ragdolling Dangerfield in 2020 . End thread

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

Lol I wouldn't be majoring on stepping stones if I were you.

1921(115-54)
1934(134-50)
1967
1969(167-49)
1980
2017(91-40)
2019
2020


You probably were our stepping stones to flags in 1967-80 & 2019-20. In the x-rated finals clashes of 1921-34-69-2017 you were more like our stomping stones.

Next time you draw us in a final you may as well just start your next pre-season, & we may as well start planning to go B2B.

73% of the finals series where Geelong has played Richmond, the Tigers have won the flag.

33.33% of finals where Richmond has played Geelong, Richmond has more than doubled the Cats score. The accumulated scorelines from those matches are 507-193. ****. Ouch.

91% of finals series where the Cats & Tigers have met, the Tigers have outscored the Cats.

Cats just seem to run out of ways to cheat when they meet Tigers in finals.

This is so one-sided the AFL should step in and do something about it. Oh wait, they already did.

 

[PhatBoy]

Lol I wouldn't be majoring on stepping stones if I were you.

1921(115-54)
1934(134-50)
1967
1969(167-49)
1980
2017(91-40)
2019
2020


You probably were our stepping stones to flags in 1967-80 & 2019-20. In the x-rated finals clashes of 1921-34-69-2017 you were more like our stomping stones.

Next time you draw us in a final you may as well just start your next pre-season, & we may as well start planning to go B2B.

73% of the finals series where Geelong has played Richmond, the Tigers have won the flag.

33.33% of finals where Richmond has played Geelong, Richmond has more than doubled the Cats score. The accumulated scorelines from those matches are 507-193. ****. Ouch.

91% of finals series where the Cats & Tigers have met, the Tigers have outscored the Cats.

Cats just seem to run out of ways to cheat when they meet Tigers in finals.

This is so one-sided the AFL should step in and do something about it. Oh wait, they already did.

This has what to do with Collingwood, exactly?
What is it that the AFL should do about it do you think? Put you in the finals all the years you miss them on the off chance that your dogshit teams that we flogged those years will miraculously become good because they’re playing us in a final all of a sudden?

 

[theprospector]

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

 

[PhatBoy]

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

Did you win titles all those years? I only see one there. Not really sure what you’re trying to prove. We can add 2020 to that little list too if we want. And 1981’s other encounter for that matter.
Seems odd to be hitching your wagon to another club to get a slice of glory.

 

[STPer18]

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

Four times in a 15-year stretch seeing Geelong trounce the Wobblers and hoist the flag is just brutal though. To think the self-proclaimed biggest club in the land could've actually been that if they weren't slapped around like a red-headed step-child by a tiny provincial club when it mattered.

That's the kind of stuff that leaves scars.

 

[Disco_Stu]

This thread is like that Biden vs Trump twitch channel that just had them going at it 24x7

 

[Chronz]

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

Dank and the weapon were too powerful in those earlier years. Nobody stood a chance.

Lol I wouldn't be majoring on stepping stones if I were you.

1921(115-54)
1934(134-50)
1967
1969(167-49)
1980
2017(91-40)
2019
2020


You probably were our stepping stones to flags in 1967-80 & 2019-20. In the x-rated finals clashes of 1921-34-69-2017 you were more like our stomping stones.

Next time you draw us in a final you may as well just start your next pre-season, & we may as well start planning to go B2B.

73% of the finals series where Geelong has played Richmond, the Tigers have won the flag.

33.33% of finals where Richmond has played Geelong, Richmond has more than doubled the Cats score. The accumulated scorelines from those matches are 507-193. ****. Ouch.

91% of finals series where the Cats & Tigers have met, the Tigers have outscored the Cats.

Cats just seem to run out of ways to cheat when they meet Tigers in finals.

This is so one-sided the AFL should step in and do something about it. Oh wait, they already did.

How does MR do it? Has on demand Richmond facts and stats ready to dish out to all and sundry at a moments notice.

 

[PhatBoy]

Dank and the weapon were too powerful in those earlier years. Nobody stood a chance.


How does MR do it? Has on demand Richmond facts and stats ready to dish out to all and sundry at a moments notice.

Yeah it’s amazing how does he do it?
How does he access readily available internet information that literally anyone can access, which he stores somewhere on a device ready to use as he has already posted it upwards of a dozen times because he spends the majority of his adult pensioner life being hung up on an irrational hatred of a football club and the belief that there is corruption towards them. It truly is amazing it’s like a magic trick

I’m definitely baffled by it. How DOES he do it.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Yeah it’s amazing how does he do it?
How does he access readily available internet information that literally anyone can access, which he stores somewhere on a device ready to use as he has already posted it upwards of a dozen times because he spends the majority of his adult pensioner life being hung up on an irrational hatred of a football club and the belief that there is corruption towards them. It truly is amazing it’s like a magic trick

I’m definitely baffled by it. How DOES he do it.

The thread is about Geelong FC & their owners Richmond FC PB. Whilst I am flattered by your attention, I am not the topic up for discussion. No matter how obsessed you are with me.

 

[PhatBoy]

The thread is about Geelong FC & their owners Richmond FC PB. Whilst I am flattered by your attention, I am not the topic up for discussion. No matter how obsessed you are with me.

I answered someone else’s question which was ‘how does he do it?.’

I told them how you do it. It’s a real magic trick and one that needs one of those ‘Magicians tricks explained’ documentaries to go with it.

I could have just made a pointless post saying that the moment Geelong chewed Richmond up and shat them out by 28 goals was the literal starting point for what is now an 18 season run more or less at or near the top of the comp, and then made some useless ‘CFL’ joke as though changing the word ‘Australian’ to ‘Corrupt’ in the game’s acronym is the height of sarcastic and ironic comedic gold and took a thousand writers a month to come up with. HAHAHAHA SEE WE CALL IT THE CFL!!!!

Hey you know what I could do? I could post a photo of Joel Selwood’s biography for sale for $3.50….. cropping out the book on the shelf next to it for the same price….. Jack Riewoldt’s biography

I could have a half-decade flog about the suspension handed to a guy, or not handed to a guy.

These are the Tiger-esque things I could have said in response.

But I won’t. Because I’m better than that. I just answered his question.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I answered someone else’s question which was ‘how does he do it?.’

I told them how you do it. It’s a real magic trick and one that needs one of those ‘Magicians tricks explained’ documentaries to go with it.

I could have just made a pointless post saying that the moment Geelong chewed Richmond up and shat them out by 28 goals was the literal starting point for what is now an 18 season run more or less at or near the top of the comp, and then made some useless ‘CFL’ joke as though changing the word ‘Australian’ to ‘Corrupt’ in the game’s acronym is the height of sarcastic and ironic comedic gold and took a thousand writers a month to come up with. HAHAHAHA SEE WE CALL IT THE CFL!!!!

Hey you know what I could do? I could post a photo of Joel Selwood’s biography for sale for $3.50….. cropping out the book on the shelf next to it for the same price….. Jack Riewoldt’s biography

I could have a half-decade flog about the suspension handed to a guy, or not handed to a guy.

These are the Tiger-esque things I could have said in response.

But I won’t. Because I’m better than that. I just answered his question.

Ummmm...it was a rhetorical question. It seems that was lost on you. Not your fault, we understand.

 

[Chronz]

I answered someone else’s question which was ‘how does he do it?.’

I told them how you do it. It’s a real magic trick and one that needs one of those ‘Magicians tricks explained’ documentaries to go with it.

I could have just made a pointless post saying that the moment Geelong chewed Richmond up and shat them out by 28 goals was the literal starting point for what is now an 18 season run more or less at or near the top of the comp, and then made some useless ‘CFL’ joke as though changing the word ‘Australian’ to ‘Corrupt’ in the game’s acronym is the height of sarcastic and ironic comedic gold and took a thousand writers a month to come up with. HAHAHAHA SEE WE CALL IT THE CFL!!!!

Hey you know what I could do? I could post a photo of Joel Selwood’s biography for sale for $3.50….. cropping out the book on the shelf next to it for the same price….. Jack Riewoldt’s biography

I could have a half-decade flog about the suspension handed to a guy, or not handed to a guy.

These are the Tiger-esque things I could have said in response.

But I won’t. Because I’m better than that. I just answered his question.

MR has driven you to the edge of madness I see. This is a clear 'the abyss gazes back into you' situation. Godspeed.

 

[PhatBoy]

MR has driven you to the edge of madness I see. This is a clear 'the abyss gazes back into you' situation. Godspeed.

Yes that’s what he’s done. The guy who cannot accept another team’s success and has to put it down to conspiracy theories, and a Freemason-style level of corruption that has its roots in the Middle Ages has driven me to the edge of madness because I understand that he keeps his little bag of easily accessible internet facts close at hand. It’s why I need to* run back to my own board and post this same stuff.


*don’t need to.
Yet he does, for some reason. Perhaps it’s for the affirmation that the Paddleboat Trio of Blaisee, Smasha and Aristotle still share his views

 

[Unflinching]

Yes that’s what he’s done. The guy who cannot accept another team’s success and has to put it down to conspiracy theories, and a Freemason-style level of corruption that has its roots in the Middle Ages has driven me to the edge of madness because I understand that he keeps his little bag of easily accessible internet facts close at hand. It’s why I need to* run back to my own board and post this same stuff.

What are you still doing here lol!

The fact is that from '17 to '20 the Tigers didn't have a problem moving the ball quickly, another fact is that the stand rule was brought in to prompt quicker ball movement.

Another fact is that Hocking said a player manning the mark (being able to move laterally) puts pressure on a Geelong kicker, this pressure Hocking said created a "delay" when Hocking would've preferred Geelong to move the ball quicker in that 2020 GF. Why couldn't Geelong move the ball quicker in that 2020 GF? Because of pressure, that's the answer.

Everyone agrees that Richmond's system was pressure based.

So it stands to reason, that the stand rule was like a pressure release valve, and we all know that the role of the pressure release valve is to control or limit the pressure that can build up in a game of AFL football (particularly in a final between Richmond and Geelong), like it built up in that GF in 2020. You remember well Chris Scott saying Richmond were shitting themselves, but when Richmond ramped up the pressure after HT, well then Geelong shit themselves. So Hocking had finally had enough of waiting for Chris Scott to figure out how to beat Richmond (which Scott claimed he did in 2021 ) so he invented the stand rule which acted as a pressure release valve for the handbaggers.

Now that's no theory, that's exactly how it happened.

Now stop talking shit and I wont have to make another account after you run to the mods and get me banned again for no reason, you f****** jibroni

 

[STPer18]

 

[Meteoric Rise]

What are you still doing here lol!

The fact is that from '17 to '20 the Tigers didn't have a problem moving the ball quickly, another fact is that the stand rule was brought in to prompt quicker ball movement.

Another fact is that Hocking said a player manning the mark (being able to move laterally) puts pressure on a Geelong kicker, this pressure Hocking said created a "delay" when Hocking would've preferred Geelong to move the ball quicker in that 2020 GF. Why couldn't Geelong move the ball quicker in that 2020 GF? Because of pressure, that's the answer.

Everyone agrees that Richmond's system was pressure based.

So it stands to reason, that the stand rule was like a pressure release valve, and we all know that the role of the pressure release valve is to control or limit the pressure that can build up in a game of AFL football (particularly in a final between Richmond and Geelong), like it built up in that GF in 2020. You remember well Chris Scott saying Richmond were shitting themselves, but when Richmond ramped up the pressure after HT, well then Geelong shit themselves. So Hocking had finally had enough of waiting for Chris Scott to figure out how to beat Richmond (which Scott claimed he did in 2021 ) so he invented the stand rule which acted as a pressure release valve for the handbaggers.

Now that's no theory, that's exactly how it happened.

Now stop talking shit and I wont have to make another account after you run to the mods and get me banned again for no reason, you f****** jibroni

I think this thread seems to have tipped PhatBoy over the edge of the precipice he was threatening to fall into for so long Ufc. He is now so obsessed with Richmond posters he can't get us out of his head. Reads every post we make. Even on our own board. Responds to our cleverly nuaced posts as if they are to be taken literally. Bloke seems a mess.

The thing he seems to hate more than anything is how universally respected and admired we are. I mean just gtf over it PhatHead. Everyone can't be as popular as us.

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Four times in a 15-year stretch seeing Geelong trounce the Wobblers and hoist the flag is just brutal though. To think the self-proclaimed biggest club in the land could've actually been that if they weren't slapped around like a red-headed step-child by a tiny provincial club when it mattered.

That's the kind of stuff that leaves scars.

Great photo. Love to see it.

 

[theprospector]

Geelong fans are a precious bunch . Still living off the success of the 2007 era. You don’t see Eagles fans harping on about 06. It’s weird but speaks to their insecurities