How Crow Can You Go? An Adelaide Football Club Saga

[Metalcrusher]

They are self entitled ....wits and deserve everything we fire at them.

Problem is they are so ******ed they wont be able to catch it …..

 

[Metalcrusher]

like we're gonna faint from shame if our pick is a few more down the pecking order than theirs - talk about a pointless pissing competition

No pissing competition is pointless … unless of course its very windy ……..

 

[Metalcrusher]

Stocker is for free already in my mind. I went into draft day thinking we had no picks between 1 and 69, and hey presto all of a sudden we get another pick out of thin air. Boy oh boy, I love this kid Stocker already from everything I seen and heard from him. Has real depth of character I like and sounds like fierce footballer to add to mids. If we finish 12th next year and they 13th, happy to have a pick earlier in next draft than I expected. We probably likely to trade it anyway. We pretty much got enough youth in recent drafts we can trade next year's first rounder for something more immediately helpfully for 2020 and top up again at draft in 2021.

Stocker the glam boy rocker~

 

[thylacine60]

Stocker the draft night shocker

 

[Soapy V]

Stocker is for free already in my mind. I went into draft day thinking we had no picks between 1 and 69, and hey presto all of a sudden we get another pick out of thin air. Boy oh boy, I love this kid Stocker already from everything I seen and heard from him. Has real depth of character I like and sounds like fierce footballer to add to mids. If we finish 12th next year and they 13th, happy to have a pick earlier in next draft than I expected. We probably likely to trade it anyway. We pretty much got enough youth in recent drafts we can trade next year's first rounder for something more immediately helpfully for 2020 and top up again at draft in 2021.

Yep. We turned 1 first round pick into 2. It really is that simple.

We have picked Stocker NOW and we will pick another next year or use it for a trade. Up to us to get it right. Number is irrelevant. It was a great move.

 

[Dadda Dave]

If someone sees ArrOw grab him and chuck him in the shower twice, he's spending far too much time talking to those morons.

We need someone to hold them accountable for the tripe they post and looks like Arr0w is our man !

 

[Robertio]

We need someone to hold them accountable for the tripe they post and looks like Arr0w is our man !

Probably wearing his hood as he types.

 

[De Iulio2Wiggins]

Once again, on pure numbers (and the numbers don't lie):

#19 = 948 points

If Carlton finish 18th in 2019 (five year average = 3.6 season wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 17th or 16th
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 15th
Adelaide win if they finish 14th+

If Carlton finish 17th in 2019 (5YA = 4.2 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 12th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 11th
Adelaide win if they finish 10th+

If Carlton finish 16th in 2019 (5YA = 4.8 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 8th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 7th
Adelaide win if they finish 6th+

If Carlton finish 15th in 2019 (5YA = 6 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 4th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 3rd
Adelaide win if they finish 2nd or 1st

If Carlton finish 14th in 2019 (5YA = 7.2 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 2nd or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 1st

 

[Robertio]

Once again, on pure numbers (and the numbers don't lie):

#19 = 948 points

If Carlton finish 18th in 2019 (five year average = 3.6 season wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 17th or 16th
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 15th
Adelaide win if they finish 14th+

If Carlton finish 17th in 2019 (5YA = 4.2 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 12th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 11th
Adelaide win if they finish 10th+

If Carlton finish 16th in 2019 (5YA = 4.8 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 8th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 7th
Adelaide win if they finish 6th+

If Carlton finish 15th in 2019 (5YA = 6 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 4th or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 3rd
Adelaide win if they finish 2nd or 1st

If Carlton finish 14th in 2019 (5YA = 7.2 wins)
Adelaide lose if they finish 2nd or below
Break even deal if Adelaide finish 1st

Great work, lets go for 8 wins. If anytime in the future Stocker becomes a champion, we got him for NO picks.

 

[Dadda Dave]

Great work, lets go for 8 wins. If anytime in the future Stocker becomes a champion, we got him for NO picks.

Sounds bloody good too me

 

[CFC18]

I went back to the Jacobs trade to work out all the direct and indirect players each team has received from one another, some point after future pick trading was thrown into the mix though my head exploded. Long story short, fairly certain I need urgent medical assistance.

 

[ferrisb]

I went back to the Jacobs trade to work out all the direct and indirect players each team has received from one another, some point after future pick trading was thrown into the mix though my head exploded. Long story short, fairly certain I need urgent medical assistance.

I called 000 and requested and ambulance.

However as soon as I did that SOS traded the ambulance to Adelaide in exchange for three home doctor consultations next year.

You're gonna have to hold out for another 12 months now....

 

[Doro]

Yep nice work OP, couldn't let them carry on solo in a world of tricolour fantasy. Worst supporters on Bigfooty (without the recent premiership), let the grim reaper scythe his way on horseback through their own repugnant arses.

 

[thylacine60]

ouch

 

[Doro]

ouch

Don't worry, they'll have 400k posts and blow up 10 servers this year to spit out their lol Blues revenge.

 

[thylacine60]

this shot taken of the crows' bf server not long after mcgovern chose carlton

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Great work, lets go for 8 wins. If anytime in the future Stocker becomes a champion, we got him for NO picks.

It will be one of the greatest draft selections ever... 250 gamer,multiple premiership player and a Charlie around his neck.
Slobbo"on reflection Carlton haven't lost this trade by much"

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Great thread OP

Needs more after grand final loss gifs and a photo of the Cows on a bus heading to camp

 

[Red Bull]

Deranged lot to be sure.
Unhealthy obsession with Silvagni.
One of lifes little pleasures watching them unravel.

 

[thylacine60]

one time at disband camp..........

 

[thylacine60]

Ha. This should be a fun thread

Why not invite Adelaide fans?

they're watching - like they watched fev bomb from the boundary in 2004.........

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

This thread is moving quicker than Winx.

 

[thylacine60]

spread the posting around - some threads drop off the page unfairly

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm trying to keep up with the elite on here

 

[thylacine60]

you'll only hurt yourself..........