Joel Selwood tougher than Chuck Norris?

[Bring back Moloney]

Joel Selwood: From the minute this kid strolled into the AFL, his constant ferocious attack at the football has proven he is one of the toughest players in the whole competition!

Today is a perfect example, his nose was smashed in a crude tackle, enough to send any of us straight into the rooms, or even hospital. YET, there is the great man back out on the field barely 10 minutes later and has a major influence on yet another gutsy Geelong victory!

Honestly, this guy is tougher than Chuck Norris.

Discuss.

 

[MaccaKnowsBest]

Brett Kirk says hi

 

[sdsdsdsd]

Brett Kirk says hi

He can say "Hi" all he wants but IMO there is no1 more courageous than Selwood atm. Absolute gun, cant believe he went number 7 in the draft

 

[Cursed Cat]

yeah, like, remember that time King Arthur chopped off one of Selwood's arms and he remarked "Tis merely a flesh wound" ??

 

[Bring back Moloney]

Brett Kirk says hi

Indeed, he is a tough SOB, but at this point, Selwood has him covered for consistently being first in a putting his head over the footy!

Not only that, just his play all over the ground is tough! His goal early in last years grand final when he just said GET OUTTA MY WAY too several saints players was epic!

If it wasn't for a few injury concerns in his draft year, no doubt he would have been top 3.

Joel for Prime Minister!

 

[harry32]

No. Our great game has countless tough guys to appreciate, Judd, Kirk, Jude Bolton, Luke Hodge, etc. I think someone has a guy crush.

 

[bigdroppunt]

no. Our great game has countless tough guys to appreciate, judd, kirk, jude bolton, luke hodge, etc. I think someone has a guy crush.

judd......lmfao !

 

[SMFC]

Kirk and Jude Bolton for me.

You made my decision a hell of a lot easier by saying Selwood went off for 10 minutes. The softy.

 

[Gazza_11]

He can say "Hi" all he wants but IMO there is no1 more courageous than Selwood atm. Absolute gun, cant believe he went number 7 in the draft

They always do. Rich, Palmer, Bartel were picks 7/8.

 

[Smoky]

I reckon Chuck Norris might just pip Joel on toughness...

(But that's just my opinion - I mean have you seen that guy in Walker Texas Ranger! Wop, Pow... he's the toughest man on earth)

 

[Chris who]

The funny thing is his head wasnt over the ball, he ran next to the ball and ducked into the player *waits for shit storm*

 

[DamoESP]

judd......lmfao !

I'm just going to leave these here.

 

[Shane Hird]

Superstar. An absolute gem of a player.


Got him in my DT and just knew he would be back on in a jiffy after getting an elbow to the head..(another p---weak Hawk sniper)

No other player in the league would recover so quickly after getting belted so hard.

Darren 'Daisy' Williams from the EFC flag sides of the 80s is the only player I've seen who's as tough and can take a smashing like that in a match and play on.


Yes, Judd is one tough cookie as well..

 

[bigdroppunt]

I'm just going to leave these here.

Wow he must watch alot of Steven Seagal movies.....
Pressure Point Pressure Point !!!!

 

[DamoESP]

Wow he must watch alot of Steven Seagal movies.....
Pressure Point Pressure Point !!!!

Well played sir.

 

[weagles_fan]

No. Our great game has countless tough guys to appreciate, Judd, Kirk, Jude Bolton, Luke Hodge, etc. I think someone has a guy crush.

Don't forget Alan Didak

 

[Geelongsince1984]

Brett Kirk says hi

I think you will find that brett kirk also rates selwood high, as does paul roos. Thats why these 2 play on each other when syd n geel play

 

[Jisha]

Lol Judd

 

[Scotland]

Very gutsy footballer, and has been since his debut. Big fan.

To be fair though, Chuck Norris' opponents would be few and far between if they knew Chuck would receive a free (roundhouse, obviously) kick every time they went near him.

 

[~TheScout~]

One of the top 3 players in the competition for mine.
Hard as nails and a genuine footballer.
Love how he goes about it.

 

[g_TRAIN]

L. Hayes

Did his ACL in 1st qtr of a match a few years a ago and still played it out untill the end. (missed 12 months after)

I doubt anyone goes in harder

 

[Smoky]

Didn't Didak do his ACL and played another game the following week... before having knee surgery in the off season...

I'm just saying its kinda relevant...

Ok...











I'm outta here

 

[burto]

Joel Selwood is an absolute nutcase. In my opinion this mark here didn't get the attention it should have. One of the best marks of 09.


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[Byron_Clanger]

Joel's the man, that's what happens when you scrap with your older brothers

 

[BlueTouchPaper]

Of course, Channel '****ing' Seven cut the footage at the most inopportune moment.

They actually couldn't have done it any better.

Arseholes.