Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Our BnF* is beginning!!

Farm Boy
SilvaComet
magpienato
Jezmiester40
Tommycash

 

[Barrybran]

5:59pm Bear Bros! The biggest B&F of the year is ABOUT. TO. START! Get around it!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Our BnF* is beginning!!

DapperDon
Magruder
Miguel Sanchez

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Our BnF* is beginning!!

RookiePick
gordo2016
jatz14
hilly
Its Manbearpig

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Our BnF* is beginning!!

kane249
tim_saints
reggie
LeverPuller
caloschwaby

 

[philreich]

I brought some pizza
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I've had a bit of a think as to whether I'd like it cut into 6 pieces or 12, and decided on 6, as I couldn't eat 12.......

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Our BnF* is beginning!!

brahj
Matera92
gym4life

 

[Tigerturbulance]

who won?

 

[I Dont Care]

More interested in whats under that skirt TBH, hopefully I’ll find out later.

You may find some test tickles

 

[Barrybran]

You may find some test tickles

Hopefully TT will wait until after the count for that

 

[Test Tickle]

Hopefully TT will wait until after the count for that

I’ve had a few today, I’m happy to reveal now if that suits.

 

[MWPP]

Barrybran thank you for the invite

Inviting and welcoming opposition players and making it a friendly atmosphere says a lot about your mob as a team . Hope it’s still ok that I lurk and post .

I’m recovering from nights so am wearing my Winnie the Pooh PJs and have just brought my little friend out of his box in celebration . Good luck Bears

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Barrybran thank you for the invite
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Inviting and welcoming opposition players and making it a friendly atmosphere says a lot about your mob as a team . Hope it’s still ok that I lurk and post .

I’m recovering with nights so am wearing my Winnie the Pooh PJs and have just brought my little friend out of his box in celebration . Good luck Bears

Premiership Bear! They sure know how to make a marketable product now don't they.
Glad to have you along MWPP, we'll be beginning very soon after I resolve some fraught copyright disputes.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

thanks for putting me on the table with the midget, were having great fun,
cant wait to set him on fire later and watch him run around

 

[Test Tickle]

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Alright given that Higher Powers are thwarting my life's work (short, pointless video), let us commence the remaining proceedings!

Yes it's the Matefonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Welcome to the night of your dreams, please make yourselves comfortable and know that our staff are here for you with any desired amenity. We are serving champagne, prosecco, beerz, whiskey, gin, rum and insect repellent- or why not ask for our signature cocktail, The Good Blend.

Tonight we honour those who have contributed exceedingly well for the Las Vegas Bears this season. Such a distinction puts one in the very top echelon of Sweet F.A. participants, and entitles them to 15% off all orders above $60 at Arawan Thai Bistro and Dessert (fine Thai cuisine with a modern twist!). The categories for consideration this evening are:

Best Defender
Best Midfielder
Best Forward
Leading Goalkicker
Best Rookie
Captain's Award
Best Club Player
Hall of Fame

and of course, the illustrious award itself, the Best and Fairest*

The Mateflon.





It has been a strong season here in Vegas, with many cherished characters making their presence felt in lots of exciting areas. As such, we expect a temeritous and spicy contest around all of these accolades. It's been far and away the most rewarding and amusing season of my tenure in the league, and I hope some of the joyous enthusiasm of the club impacts those in all stations around the joint. On the field we know this one to have been a missed opportunity, but take some beefy ass learnings away and look to a consistent and driven campaign in Season 27.


But what's this?! Word from the ground is our Bears crew are starting to roll into the grounds!
Let's head to our fashion correspondant Tommycash who is down there parsing all the h0t lookxks!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

TC: Thanks JWS, what an atmosphere there is out here!! Are we near a swamp?
First up we've got the twins, who appear to have parked up a night early to secure premium seats for the count. Smart!



magpienato and caloschwaby both declined the opportunity to respond to questioning, but were quick to respond to the opportunity to hurl pinecones at your lovely interviewer.

 

[gym4life]

Can’t believe there’s no best ruck.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

TC: Why here's an approachable bunch! Our lovely batch of Rising Stars!! Steady with those whips Tands!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is probably ****ed if yer using Chrome or something or maybe just totally ****ed anyway and also it should be the opener but TOO BAD.

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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

TC: Oh well gather in now, we have a VERY exciting couple of announcements ahead! First up we'd like to welcome to the club the delightful xenxen. She appears to have gotten herself nice and settled and is already in full swing pestering Old Man Fivey. Strong look Miguel Sanchez! Great to have you on board xen.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

TC: But what's this MORE signings?!?!?! A sturdy and dependable customer, with experience far beyond their years- here's the noble Fizzler rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Broom broom cuz! You'll take to this place like a duck to water, swell to have you joining us - please replace JWS. <3

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

TC: Uh oh Doctor Gero- did no one tell you about the venue change?! Ah well, sure you'll find your feet.

 

[MWPP]

I've changed into something a bit more appropriate for the occasion, but still in the theme

I also brought some drinks to share tonight

Pink Polar Bear Cocktails



Gummi Bear Mocktails



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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Pink Polar Bear Cocktails

Good grief what is in this?!? Tastes like petrol. Gone straight to my head. I love it.
Sounds like we should keep them away from our pal down with Tommy though:


TC: We're a cub down!! Its Manbearpig may either have collapsed already or is in reserve for an almighty outburst in a few hours. Rest assured if it's the latter we will swiftly know.