Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Dav]

We're making sure gym4life and brahj can't win it right?

I'm really sad G4L is leaving.

 

[Dav]

Ducking out again, back in 30.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

We're making sure gym4life and brahj can't win it right?

I'm really sad G4L is leaving.

Wow savage.

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[Barrybran]

It is time to announce the recipient of the Leading Goalkicker Award. Our chief avenue to goal this season was via an unassuming source, so I'm glad we here get the chance to acknowledge his work and get the name out there a bit. Well done Cadaver!

HE WON AN AWARD!!!

Disqualified.

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Our season was trucking along steadily, and we boasted a monolithic percentage. Our 'death by a thousand near misses' period had not yet struck and we were had eyes to a top four placing. And look at that count!! I'd be biting my nails something chronic had I now blown them all off try to get my tent pegs in.

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I love a good three way

 

[gym4life]

We're making sure gym4life and brahj can't win it right?

I'm really sad G4L is leaving.

I’m genuinely very sad to be leaving as well, absolutely love everyone at the bears and am going to miss seeing you guys post every week. However the bears list is in a very strong place and there are a few other clubs that need me more at this stage.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

HE WON AN AWARD!!!

I didn't actually check...

 

[Barrybran]

I didn't actually check...

Well in that case...

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It is time to announce the recipient of the Best Rookie Award. We forgot to bring this one back last season oops but it just had to be revived in order to keep our rookies at each other's throats instead of at their captain's. The winner of this award had an outstanding rookie season, garnering notice league-wide and culminating in a top-two finish in the EKA. However, the soup has just been served and this compère ain't about to miss out!! I'm sure you can all work out who it is anyway. Be back soon!

 

[Dav]

It is time to announce the recipient of the Best Rookie Award. We forgot to bring this one back last season oops but it just had to be revived in order to keep our rookies at each other's throats instead of at their captain's. The winner of this award had an outstanding rookie season, garnering notice league-wide and culminating in a top-two finish in the EKA. However, the soup has just been served and this compère ain't about to miss out!! I'm sure you can all work out who it is anyway. Be back soon!

This is where we scrap it out for it Barrybran.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is where we scrap it out for it Barrybran.

As hotly contested as this cream of mushroo- GET THE **** OFF ME!!!!!

 

[gym4life]

I still think there should be a ruck award.

 

[Barrybran]

This is where we scrap it out for it Barrybran.

Yeah, I'm bigger than you

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yum! Now where were we... ah yes ROUND TEN!


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[Art Vandelay_]

I still think there should be a ruck award.

Retrospectively awarded too.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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[Art Vandelay_]

Don't worry Matera92 I am aware the rounds you voted on is coming up.
Your life depends on how close to 10 votes you got me.







































I guess I'll get my shovel then, the useless bastard.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Christ I've really got to stop buying all these Autolamp Duplos.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It is time to announce the recipient of the Captain's Award. This treasured moment in anyone's career goes to an individual who produced one of the most surprising seasons I can recall, and one which fulfilled my wildest fantasies and then some. Against all money, this hero rose from the darkness and brought some zeal, innovation, and God knows what else to the table. They deserve this award for igniting some of the best times of the year, and for giving something a crack when they weren't really sure if they were all about it or not. Very glad to award this one to Its Manbearpig!

 

[Barrybran]

It is time to announce the recipient of the Captain's Award. This treasured moment in anyone's career goes to an individual who produced one of the most surprising seasons I can recall, and one which fulfilled my wildest fantasies and then some. Against all money, this hero rose from the darkness and brought some zeal, innovation, and God knows what else to the table. They deserve this award for igniting some of the best times of the year, and for giving something a crack when they weren't really sure if they were all about it or not. Very glad to award this one to Its Manbearpig!

Congratulations MBP! Those late night pingers have propelled you to greatness! Don't ever let anyone tell you that drugs are bad kids!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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Starting to get a little bit bad at winning qooty games by this point, but still going at it and serving up a cracking three quarters each week! Baz has jumped ahead in the count, but there are still three - or more - within striking distance.

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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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[Barrybran]

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Starting to get a little bit bad at winning qooty games by this point, but still going at it and serving up a cracking three quarters each week! Baz has jumped ahead in the count, but there are still three - or more - within striking distance.

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Needs more Test Tickle (votes)

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Alright, what have I missed.

 

[Dav]

Yewwww Its Manbearpig! A breakout season to remember.

 

[Barrybran]

Alright, what have I missed.

I'm about to win my first Bears B&F after a close shave with a Test Tickle