Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Dav]

Or port and sustained success?

Someone's feisty tonight.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Someone's feisty tonight.

Monday, drink and cry

Tuesday, resume the fight.

S27 has already started for the furies

 

[philreich]

Or port and sustained success?

Says a supporter of a team with 1 flag since 1980.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Says a supporter of a team with 1 flag since 1980.

Dude, the tiggy train ain't for the faint hearted

We aren't however the b side for a state side

 

[philreich]

Dude, the tiggy train ain't for the faint hearted

We aren't however the b side for a state side

Dude, just because the Crows call themselves the team for all South Australians, doesn't make it so. It's about as amusing as the Wonders claiming they'll be the first to 6, when they can't even win a final.

 

[Matera92]

What is this AFL shit and why is it in my kingdom?

GTFO with your bush league talk.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

2 black coffees in the morning surefire way to drop a great philreich.

 

[Dav]

2 black coffees in the morning surefire way to drop a great philreich.

Quiet morning then.

 

[philreich]

2 black coffees in the morning surefire way to drop a great philreich.

Was it something I said???

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Was it something I said???

It's always something you said

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Might fall a little behind my offseason training schedule today. It's 100000 degrees here, so I'm on a modified program of dropping bricks on my head in an air-conditioned room.

 

[Dav]

Might fall a little behind my offseason training schedule today. It's 100000 degrees here, so I'm on a modified program of dropping bricks on my head in an air-conditioned room.

The temperature here hasn't gone below 25 at any time of day or night for months Josh. Don't humour me.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The temperature here hasn't gone below 25 at any time of day or night for months Josh. Don't humour me.

Yeah but you're a full forward.
All you have to work on is yelling at teammates to get out of your space, limiting yourself to 5 durries a day and negotiating the next huge contract.

 

[Dav]

Yeah but you're a full forward.
All you have to work on is yelling at teammates to get out of your space, limiting yourself to 5 durries a day and negotiating the next huge contract.

**** Jezmiester40 stole a few goals off me this year.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

**** Jezmiester40 stole a few goals off me this year.

Love our unconventional structure with a decoy at full forward.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Was it something I said???

Probably was

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Sorry about my drop off of late fellas. Working as the sports scientist is pretty full on. Ive got alot of paperwork to shred.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Sorry about my drop off of late fellas. Working as the sports scientist is pretty full on. Ive got alot of paperwork to shred.

I hate it with the extra-sensitive stuff that you've got to shred two ways.

Also it's the offseason just so ya know.
We won the Grand Final and I was best on ground.

 

[miss_kate18]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What is this AFL shit and why is it in my kingdom?

GTFO with your bush league talk.

Good one.
An early bon bon joke

 

[Dingster]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

Christmas has come early for the Bears.

 

[Dav]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

You'll have to ask JoshWoodenSpoon for a more concrete official answer but I'd love to have you on board! We're coming off a really transformative season where we went from kicking 2 goals in an elimination final and being one of the most inactive teams in the comp to becoming a posting powerhouse and, well, losing another elimination final. But it's definitely a great place to be at the moment and I'm sure we'd love you to join. Plus, you can meet The Filth Wizard's favourite, Barrybran.

I've even delved into our club history, you have 51 games with the club, kicking 110 goals (4th most in club history) and you won the S19 Best Rookie award and the S21 Goalkicking Award.

 

[Barrybran]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

A full season of ripping on Dav about the EKA and joining forces with Mrs Filthy? It really is Christmas.

 

[Matera92]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

Welcome back! You'll find that I'm as studly as ever and Gero still hasn't won anything of note.

Will be great to see you in the Bears colours again.

 

[Test Tickle]

miss_kate18 sounds like great fun, welcome, you’ll get to know me as an elite qooty disposal machine.
The current list of Bears are just magnificent.
Id be likely to take out many awards on our B&F night coming up soon.