Little things you do just to be a dick

[Willo_]

did it today, he still bowled it but sort of tried to abort at the last moment, net result, 5 wides

how it wasn't called a dead ball by the umpire is beyond me.

I got told once I needed to get a set routine before each ball to make sure I stayed focused (i'd get to 20ish every match then throw my wicket away)... Someone suggested I walk a few steps away after every ball to refocus... so this one game i try, few steps away, walk back look around go again... Anyway I was making the bowler wait till I was ready EVERY ball... which was driving him mad. So he decides to try make me wait, I'm facing up waiting waiting and realize what he is doing... wait till he is at full speed in his run up... And I step back and go thru my routine again

 

[Summer Nights]

If someone's writing on a greeting/bday/etc card, i bump their arm so they do a big line in pen up the page and look like a ****.

I also like to pick up on other strangers' conversations noting whatever opinion they have, then say the opposite opinion to my mates just loud enough for them to hear; then I watch them squirm as they try not to bring themselves to argue with me as a stranger, haha. E.g. If someone is talking about stopping the boats then I'll start talking out loud about opening our borders and massively increasing immigration.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I can see bowlers going crazynuts if shaneo and jackpackage were batting together,I know it would shite me.

 

[Willo_]

I can see bowlers going crazynuts if shaneo and jackpackage were batting together,I know it would shite me.

I can assure you that the bowler would have the last laugh with me

 

[BotsMaster]

I also like to pick up on other strangers' conversations noting whatever opinion they have, then say the opposite opinion to my mates just loud enough for them to hear; then I watch them squirm as they try not to bring themselves to argue with me as a stranger, haha. E.g. If someone is talking about stopping the boats then I'll start talking out loud about opening our borders and massively increasing immigration.

This intrigues me.

 

[Engimal]

Sometimes, when I urinate in a public toilet, I piss all over the toilet seat and flusher button.

 

[Julius Seizure]

If I notice a friend has recently had a haircut, Ill ask whats wrong with their hair today.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Sometimes, when I urinate in a public toilet, I piss all over the toilet seat and flusher button.

What a f***ing hero.

 

[Engimal]

What a f***ing hero.

I like to think so, yeah.

 

[Freofalcon]

Sometimes, when I urinate in a public toilet, I piss all over the toilet seat and flusher button.

 

[buddyruff]

I never seed my downloads

 

[Dan]

Whenever I'm done using someone else's computer.....I leave it on 'caps lock'.

 

[Jade's]

I like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces

 

[Sydney Bloods]

arseh*le.

 

[vealesy]

Naaahhhhhh.

 

[Doss]

When I was a kid I used to press the pedestrian crossing signs whenever I'd walk past one, regardless of whether I needed to cross the road. Young and evil me had a vague understanding of the concept that it really annoyed people.

I'm now forced to bite my tongue and recognise that karma is a bitch every time I'm driving and get stopped by a 'ghost' pedestrian red light.

 

[SugarShane]

I never seed my downloads

I blame the internet companies charging uploads. I used to seed like a mad man but then Internode starting including uploads in the quota. Now i only seed for private trackers. Everything else i have set to stop seeding as soon as the download is finished.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Sometimes, when I urinate in a public toilet, I piss all over the toilet seat and flusher button.

Do you also walk about in the summer saying "How about this heat?"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Generally try not to be dick. However people who try to go onto a relatively empty lane and then push in later deserve whats coming to them

 

[Shane Hird]

If someone's writing on a greeting/bday/etc card, i bump their arm so they do a big line in pen up the page and look like a ****.

I also like to pick up on other strangers' conversations noting whatever opinion they have, then say the opposite opinion to my mates just loud enough for them to hear; then I watch them squirm as they try not to bring themselves to argue with me as a stranger, haha. E.g. If someone is talking about stopping the boats then I'll start talking out loud about opening our borders and massively increasing immigration.

That is a cruel and evil thing to do.

I'd stab you in the eye with my pen if you did that to me.

Is funny though..

 

[Quivorir]

I used to turn peoples taps on on drunken walks home when I was a teenager. Actually did it to my own parents once...

 

[RonSon]

Haha, I used to turn water and gas meters off when doing the same.

 

[Dah_HAWKS!]

I like to intentionally "box out" drivers who try to merge at the last moment from their lane ****en campaigners think it's their god given right to merge on my good manners... **** you campaigners

 

[Willo_]

Generally try not to be dick. However people who try to go onto a relatively empty lane and then push in later deserve whats coming to them

I like to intentionally "box out" drivers who try to merge at the last moment from their lane ****en Syds think it's their god given right to merge on my good manners... **** you Syds

This isn't being a dick... the person trying to sneak in is the one being a dick and they deserve to run off the road

 

[Colin D'Cops]

A potential minute or two reduction in travel time is not worth any potential harassment/stalkerage IMO.

Never let in any more than one though.