Matchday 1

[SM]

Im predicting a Hull - Leicester shitfight after matchday 1

Only if they injure any of our players.

 

[Zidane98]

Only if they injure any of our players.

They might just start hacking you down if you're thrashing them 4-1

 

[SM]

They might just start hacking you down if you're thrashing them 4-1

Vardy would just dive like usual.

The campaigner him.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Hull City 1 - 1 Leicester City
Burnley 0 - 1 Swansea
Crystal Palace 2 - 0 West Brom
Everton 7 - 1 Spurs
Middlesbrough 1 - 2 Stoke
Southampton 2 - 1 Watford
Man City 3 - 0 Sunderland
Bournemouth 2 - 5 Man United
Arsenal 2 - 0 Liverpool
Chelsea 2 - 0 West Ham

 

[RossFC]

I've already started thinking of excuses if we lose. "Branislav Ivanovic"

Say no more

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Wow guys, it seems like no PL team can defend by the sound of things. United and Cheslea lack defenders, City, Liverpool, and Arsenal can't for crap, Tottenham's are injured, Leicester's will find a way to get themselves suspected, Everton... ROFL, and you can forget about the others. I expect to see some crazy scorelines in this case.

Looks like the no pizza policy is paying dividends.

But the Pizza Policy won us a title, there's more for pizza then against it. Of course, you have to earn the pizza, the sheik should not be expected to feed it for breakfast, lunch, and tea.

Im predicting a Hull - Leicester shitfight after matchday 1

You mean the SM V Jatz fight, I think that's a given.

Hull 4 v 1 Leicester

GASP!

Spoiler

Oh now, see here. You Hull fans are so confident that you would challenge Derby for worst points tally, yet you claim you will thrash the absolute pants out of Leicester. Do you think we're Newcastle or something? You think just because we're Champions Leicester City, we're charitable enough to give you 3 points? Tough break, bro, this is the Premier League, you need to fight for every last point in this league, not live in the deluded fantasy that Danny Simpson is going to score an own-goal hattrick just because you don't have enough players to fill a team. What's the matter? Haven't you got any money? Oh wait, you're so poor that you need Kenyans to sponsor you. Yes, it speaks volumes about a club where a country that needs foreign aid just to function has to sponsor a football club that is from the 12th poorest area in the UK. That's right, Hull is a hole for the poor, rivalled only by Cornwell. Here's the thing, at least they have a culture, unlike Hull, who is famous for an obese deputy prime minister and his toilet. Now compare to glorious Leicester, wealthiest borough outside of London in the Premier League, home to the greenest greens and the finest curry either side of the Midlands, compared to crap Hull curry, which has given Mr Prescott serious bowel problems. Have you seen the River Hull, it is but a living metaphor to how much of a toilet Hull is to the UK, just like how your owners flushed out all that TV Money for their own private use, instead of strengthening the team, which is so pathetic, even our U9s will run rings about them, not U19s, U9s, for that will ensure that your pathetic team has at least some chance of even getting close to us, because we all know that Hull has as much history as Glossop. They have more history and relevance than what Hull will ever have. Go back to playing Rugby, you fake Tigers, inferior to every way against Leicester's own Tigers. You are a disgrace to Yorkshire, why don't you just disappear so we can pretend that you never existed, oh wait, we already do.

Hull? More like Dull. In entertainment and the general intelligence, amirite?

In other words:

I don't actually believe any of those things. Never been to Hull anyway.

 

[RossFC]

Wow guys, it seems like no PL team can defend by the sound of things. Liverpool can't for crap

I'm pretty content with Clyne on the right, 2 of Lovren, Matip, Sakho and Klavan at CB. Just LB is the problem.

Also Karius is injured so Mignolet will be in goals for 2-3 months.

 

[Jatz]

Hull 0 v 1 Leicester
Burnley 1 v 1 Swansea
Crystal Palace 2 v 0 West Brom
Everton 2 v 2 Spurs
Middlesbrough 1 v 0 Stoke
Southampton 2 v 0 Watford
Man City 2 v 0 Sunderland
Bournemouth 0 v 1 Man Utd
Arsenal 2 v 3 Liverpool
Chelsea 1 v 1 West Ham

 

[Jatz]

Only if they injure any of our players.

Your lot seem to be doing a fine job of that themselves! Falling like flies aren't they?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

01:00 Arsenal Liverpool

Prediction for the first matchday thread shit fight: Liverpool & Tottenham

Not Matchday 1. I'm on their bandwagon this weekend. Go Kloppster!

 

[SM]

Your lot seem to be doing a fine job of that themselves! Falling like flies aren't they?

We're actually ok now. At one point we were losing a player a game but haven't lost anyone to injury since Bruce left. Maguire due back for the United game so then at least we'll have two CBs, and then Dawson due back in October. Maloney I'm not sure if he'll be ok for you guys, but should be ok for United, in which case we'll suddenly have 15 players.

 

[Jatz]

We're actually ok now. At one point we were losing a player a game but haven't lost anyone to injury since Bruce left. Maguire due back for the United game so then at least we'll have two CBs, and then Dawson due back in October. Maloney I'm not sure if he'll be ok for you guys, but should be ok for United, in which case we'll suddenly have 15 players.

Seems like we've really got you at the perfect time. Now watch us stuff this up...

I'm gutted actually, I've got a 50th this Saturday night - will have to watch this on delay

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I'm pretty content with Clyne on the right, 2 of Lovren, Matip, Sakho and Klavan at CB. Just LB is the problem.

Also Karius is injured so Mignolet will be in goals for 2-3 months.

As noted, can't defend for crap (LB and the Mig), lol. Though I'm sure someone here also mentioned the poorer defence, so using those words, not mine.

It looks this race is going to be between Leicester and Man City for that King title, well, at least according to the tips. The question is, is it due to Man City being awesome, or Sunderland just utter dosh? I wonder if Moyesey's got something up his sleeve to welcome Pep to the big league.

 

[SM]

Seems like we've really got you at the perfect time. Now watch us stuff this up...

I'm gutted actually, I've got a 50th this Saturday night - will have to watch this on delay

That's actually why I'm tipping us, it's one of those games where absolutely everything is in your favour - and yet we'll somehow grab a 1-0 or something ridiculous. Reminds me of when you came to the KC on your big winless run and Mahrez scored his first PL goal and we threw everything at you but couldn't score.

 

[Primetime Pricey]

EPL back this weekend???

 

[BotsMaster]

TurtleBots

Expectations are low for this one.

Probst be a draw or Spurs win.

 

[TheKanga]

Hull vs Leicester 0-2
Burnley vs Swansea 0-1
Crystal Palace vs West Brom 2-2
Everton vs Spurs 2-3
Middlesbrough vs Stoke 0-3
Southampton vs Watford 0-0
Man City vs Sunderland 4-2
Bournemouth vs Man Utd 1-3
Arsenal vs Liverpool 2-1
Chelsea vs West Ham 1-1

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Expectations are low for this one.

Probst be a draw or Spurs win.

Probable line up?

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Hull vs Leicester 0-5
Burnley vs Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace vs West Brom 1-0
Everton vs Spurs 2-2
Middlesbrough vs Stoke 1-2
Southampton vs Watford 1-1
Man City vs Sunderland 2-1
Bournemouth vs Man Utd 0-3
Arsenal vs Liverpool 2-4
Chelsea vs West Ham 1-1

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Hull vs Leicester 0-4
Burnley vs Swansea 1-1
Crystal Palace vs West Brom 2-1
Everton vs Spurs 1-2
Middlesbrough vs Stoke 1-1
Southampton vs Watford 2-1
Man City vs Sunderland 3-0
Bournemouth vs Man Utd 1-3
Arsenal vs Liverpool 2-2
Chelsea vs West Ham 2-1

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Leicester will be in their familiar place of 1st after matchday 1.

Can see another "when will they drop off?" scenario coming

 

[jod23]

I'll take a point away at Arsenal. We dont go very well at the Emirates.

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

I'll take a point away at Arsenal. We dont go very well at the Emirates.

you'll batter them

 

[jod23]

you'll batter them

Lol, I wish.

Whatever makes you think that?

 

[Doctor Bojan_]

Lol, I wish.

Whatever makes you think that?

If you can't get past a CB pairing of a League 1 defender and Chambers then you may as well fold.