Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

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Lazy f*ckers at Adelaide Now - even with my new Murdoch Paywall buster I can't get their article on today's trial because they've just tacked it onto an old article that was archived 2 days ago and it's only that version that the software brings up. I did notice that they'd finally tacked our financial results onto that older article though, not that it ever got a headline.

Meanwhile a full new article on the Camries match-sim-in-lieu-of-Covid-cancelled-internal-trial is available for the customers to salivate over.
 
Lazy f*ckers at Adelaide Now - even with my new Murdoch Paywall buster I can't get their article on today's trial because they've just tacked it onto an old article that was archived 2 days ago and it's only that version that the software brings up. I did notice that they'd finally tacked our financial results onto that older article though, not that it ever got a headline.

Meanwhile a full new article on the Camries match-sim-in-lieu-of-Covid-cancelled-internal-trial is available for the customers to salivate over.
That paper now has 2 types in its employ.

1. Lazy has-beens like old man Cornes who just repost the same tired bitter BS every few weeks to keep the customers clicks and subscriptions rolling in.

2. Kids fresh out of school happy to accept a $50 woolies voucher every week to buy their pimple cream while they work from home cutting and paste stuff from other websites.

Everything else, including the crows pumping their own tyres and college footy game highlights, is paid for by organisations themselves out of their advertising budget.
 
Lazy f*ckers at Adelaide Now - even with my new Murdoch Paywall buster I can't get their article on today's trial because they've just tacked it onto an old article that was archived 2 days ago and it's only that version that the software brings up. I did notice that they'd finally tacked our financial results onto that older article though, not that it ever got a headline.

Meanwhile a full new article on the Camries match-sim-in-lieu-of-Covid-cancelled-internal-trial is available for the customers to salivate over.
Will be ntetesting if they can get a team up for their trial fir next Friday!
 
Will be ntetesting if they can get a team up for their trial fir next Friday!
The video footage of them playing next to a sand pit in a construction site is priceless.

Remember how they used to do a 'poo patrol' at Unley Oval before each SANFL game?

Well for the safety of crows players I hope they do a 'hex screw patrol' every time they take to the construction site for a kick.

I'm absolutely certain the crows equipment room has more than a couple of Minelab metal detectors in stock.
 
The video footage of them playing next to a sand pit in a construction site is priceless.

Remember how they used to do a 'poo patrol' at Unley Oval before each SANFL game?

Well for the safety of crows players I hope they do a 'hex screw patrol' every time they take to the construction site for a kick.

Could work out well if the jab and the low level Covid combination means they won’t catch it during the season!
No guarantees on that so not worth aiming for, but could be a happy accident.
 
lol, Ambassador Wrinkles once again shows just how clueless he is in this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter published in today's Sunday Mail.

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It's very simple Graham, the Port Adelaide Football Club are both the Magpies in the SNAFL and the Power in the AFL.

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lol, Ambassador Wrinkles once again shows just how clueless he is in this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter published in today's Sunday Mail.

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Jeezus. He has posted that same crap for so many decades it's in a font that is no longer in production.

Dead certain he wrote that article in 1996 and set it up to auto send to the News/Advertiser/Sunday Mail editors desk every month until the year 2030. And the customers with brains of goldfish keep paying for it.

Noticed he's got his wife reposting his stuff on twitter now so I'm guessing he's got that article set up as an inter-generational trust fund to keep the scam going long after his death.

'Here we go again'. How feckin ironic.
 
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Graham honestly believes that wearing the Prison Bars and winning a premiership are mutually exclusive. It's not clear which one would outrage him more.
He wants a DeLorean time machine.

To go back to a period when he wasn't so comprehensively owned by the PAFC on and off field.

The fact that this will mean going back to a time when television stopped broadcasting at midnight and the Bay City Rollers were top of the pops doesn't seem to worry him one bit.

Take pity in a man who is trapped in such a world.
 
He wants a DeLorean time machine.

To go back to a period when he wasn't so comprehensively owned by the PAFC on and off field.

The fact that this will mean going back to a time when television stopped broadcasting at midnight and the Bay City Rollers were top of the pops doesn't seem to worry him one bit.

Take pity in a man who is trapped in such a world.

Probably true. He’s getting on a bit, the rest of his life as well as the past 5 years might well be time spent with the Crows as very clearly the second best team in the state!

He may not live to see another Showdown win for his team, let alone a premiership!

That’s gotta hurt!
 
Lazy f*ckers at Adelaide Now - even with my new Murdoch Paywall buster I can't get their article on today's trial because they've just tacked it onto an old article that was archived 2 days ago and it's only that version that the software brings up. I did notice that they'd finally tacked our financial results onto that older article though, not that it ever got a headline.

Meanwhile a full new article on the Camries match-sim-in-lieu-of-Covid-cancelled-internal-trial is available for the customers to salivate over.

Details please if you don't mind
 
Graham honestly believes that wearing the Prison Bars and winning a premiership are mutually exclusive. It's not clear which one would outrage him more.
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